Author's Note: OK, more crazy fun with Jack. Never leave me in front of a computer when I'm bored, this is what happens!

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Owen whipped around the corner into Jack's office, intending to drop his latest case file on the desk before leaving for the night, only to stop in his tracks. "Whoa! Jack, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading, Owen." Jack looked calmly up at the doctor.

"Yeah, I can see that. But what are you reading?"

"You can read, can't you?"

"Yeah."

"Well, what am I reading then?" Jack angled his book so Owen could clearly see the cover.

"Really, Jack. Are you seriously reading that?" Owen asked, scrunching up his face up in disbelief.

Jack's blue-green eyes opened wide in innocence. "What's the matter with Harry Potter? Or were you expecting something else?"