Another Note: The voice is myself and I see everything as if it were a computer terminal with text. Just want to clear that up.
A Capsule Corp spaceship can be seen flying through space at incredible speeds when all of a sudden a wormhole opens in space and the ship is sucked toward it.
Vegita: Damnit, I thought that woman had programmed this thing to avoid this!
Kuririn: What the hell is that?!
All: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The ship is sucked into the wormhole as two Orbital Frames appear from within.
Bryan: ... Shit...
Hazama: ...
Bryan: Fanfic is on course, cap'n.
The Jehuty and Anubis slam each other a thunderous high-five. Elsewhere on the homeworld of Final Fantasy VII, Gaea, the Capsule Corp ship appears through a rift above a small building, where our intrepid Midgar gang happens to be exploring. After a futile attempt to regain balance, the ship plummets to the building, caving in the roof and creating a blinding explosion.
All: Gyah!
Yuffie: What's going on?!
Barret: Shutup, Yuffie!
When everyone gets their sight back, they notice that a group of people are standing on the other side of the room that weren't there before, a little charred.
Aerith: Umm... Who are those guys?
Yuffie: Eww! The guy with the spiky black hair looks gross!
Vegita: Shutup, you worthless creature! Don't make me... uh... hurt you, or something... Yeah! I just don't feel like killing you now...
Gokou: Vegita, you know you can't kill anybody without getting your ass whooped by yours truly.
Vegita: Yeah, then there's that complication too... My reason sounded better...
Piccolo: Gimp...
The Midgar gang stare blankly at the Z Fighters.
Rufus: Mfahahahaha!
Cloud: Rufus. I thought I told you that you died when WEAPON attacked Midgar.
Rufus: You did?
He scratches the back of his head as he thinks.
Rufus: Oh yeah... Oh well. What are you going to do?
Out of a time warp, a lunatic with mako-green eyes jumps on Rufus and starts stabbing him with a spork, shouting "DIE DIE DIE!".
Rufus: Gah! Help me!
Rufus dies. The lunatic fades into thin air along with the time warp.
Chaozu: Uh...Yeah...
Barret: A clown! Kill it! Kill it!
Barret fires Chaozu full of lead. Chaozu promptly dies.
Tenshinhan: Chaozu! No! I'll kill you for this!
Tenshinhan runs at Barret screaming. He is promptly shot down by Barret.
Tifa: Barret!
Barret: Sorry... But he scared me.
Gohan: Uh, shouldn't we be finding a way home, Dad?
Gokou: Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
Yamucha: Tenshinhan and Chaozu just died! Don't you even care?!
Vegita: No...
Vegita blasts Yamucha's head off.
Gokou: Vegita, what did I tell you? Now I'll have to kick your ass.
Vegita: It's none of your business!
Gokou: When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my business
Vegita: Aw, damnit. Not again!
Gokou beats Vegita around for about five minutes and knocks him out. He gives him a senzu bean after it.
Piccolo: If one of you doesn't find a way out, I'll make a way out.
Nobody does a thing. Piccolo grabs the destroyed spaceship, flies out of the hole, and chucks it away, making a crater in the side of the Shinra Headquarters building. The Midgar gang stare blankly. Satisfied with himself, he flies away, followed by the rest of the Z Fighters.
Tifa: Cloud? Shall we all go back to your villa in Costa del Sol?
Cloud: Sounds like a good idea to me. I'll radio for the Highwind.
Cloud takes his PHS from his pocket and presses a few buttons on it. After a bit, he talks for a minute or so and puts it back in his pocket.
A Voice: Puts "it" back in his pocket? Uh...
Yuffie: Who the hell?
A Voice: Yuffie, shut the hell up already.
Yuffie: I don't listen to voices without bodies. So nyah!
A Voice: Oh well, I was hoping you would have listened...
A bolt of lighting about equal to Bolt9 fries Yuffie and kills her.
A Voice: Everyone happy now?
All: Yes.
A Voice: Good, because I'm going to go back to chugging Dew and snarfing down on some pizza.
Cid: Dew?
A Voice: Oh yeah, you don't have anything like that here. Sorry.
Barret: Are we hallucinating or did I just hear that voice too?
Aerith: No, we all heard it. Yuffie only heard half of it.
Everyone laughs.
Cid: Where the hell is that damned pilot? I didn't train him to be tardy!
Almost at Cid's command, the Highwind stops and hovers above the hole in the roof. One of the workers walks out onto the deck and drops the ladder down. Everyone climbs up.
Cloud: Been so long since I've ridden in this. I always ride Asuka.
Red XIII: Asuka?
Cloud: She's my gold Chocobo. Fastest one on the planet. I enter in races every now and then in my spare time.
As they talk, the Highwind passes over the Mythril Mines and Barret looks over the rail with a look of extreme surprise.
Barret: Hey! Look over here guys!
Tifa: What is it, Barret?
Pilot: Shall I stop here?
Barret: Yeah, everyone should see this.
Everyone, including the ship's pilot and workers walk over next to Barret and look over. They see one of the people from the group they were with earlier. He is holding the Midgarsorm on a fishing line and flying off toward Midgar.
Aerith: Don't tell me I just saw that...
Cid: Holy shit! That's the Midgarsorm! And that guy just hooked it and he's runnin' off with it!
Cloud: I'd hate to be on his bad side.
Tifa: Uh... Guys, the Midgarsorm isn't that powerful.
Barret: Oh really? Why do you think I got this gun on my arm? The Midgarsorm chomped it off, that's why! Got me a prosthetic arm, and replaced it with a gun.
Tifa: Barret, you told us that it was shot by Shin-Ra troops when you were going to save Corel.
Barret: Oh yeah... I just... Umm... Wanted to see if you remembered!
Cid: You scare me sometimes, Barret.
Aerith: Speaking of scary, where's Sephiroth?
Cloud: Probably down in the mess hall. He mentioned something about not eating since he came out of the northern crater.
Sephiroth: Who called my name?
Tifa: Nobody. And how did you get here without us noticing anyway?
Sephiroth: Teleportation, my dear friends. That man in the orange shirt taught me how to teleport while we were fishing at the marsh.
Cloud: You were down there with him? What's he like?
Sephiroth: Oh, he's nothing like you, Cloud. In fact, he's more of a goody two shoes than half this planet's good population combined.
Tifa: He sounds nice.
Sephiroth: Bah. If it weren't for his strength, I would have killed him.
Cid: Don't tell me you tried to.
Sephiroth: Of course not, he seemed to have known I was... evil, or whatever you call it, and he told me. But he said I seemed nice enough, so he didn't have to kill me.
Pilot: Alright, should we get going?
Barret: Yeah, seems the show's over.
Pilot: Alright, we'll be back on course in seconds.
The pilot and the rest of the crew go back to the positions, and the Highwind starts flying toward Costa del Sol again. Once they arrive, the airship sets down at the dock on the helipad and a crew member drops the ladder down. After everyone is down, they go to Cloud's villa, where Barret and Cid throw themselves back on the couch and turn the television on. It isn't too much longer until Cloud walks into the room.
Cloud: Hey, where's Vincent?
Vincent: Right here.
Vincent steps out of the shadows of a dark corner.
Cid: Jesus H. Christ, don't ever do that again! You scared the living daylights outta me!
Barret: zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
Cid: Yo! You're missin' the game, wake up!
Barret: Huh...? Lemme alone man, I'm tryin' to catch up on my Zs.
Cid: ...
Cloud: ...
Vincent: ...
A Voice: Hey, that kinda flowed in motion there. The next row of dots started where the last row ended.
The voice laughs.
Barret: Mommy, tell the vacuum salesman to go away...
A Voice: Vacuum salesman?
The voice roars with laughter.
Barret: I'd swear I was in a jungle. Anybody else hear that?
Vincent: ...
Cloud: ...
Cid: ...
A Voice: There it is again.
The voice laughs again.
Cid: Whoever that is, stop it please. I don't want to have nightmares.
Cloud: Uh...
Barret: I think I'll go have something to eat.
Barret heads for the kitchen. There is a knock on the door. Outside, the Z Fighters are standing outside the door.
Gokou: So... I wonder if they'll let us stay with them until we find a way home.
Vegita: They'd better, or we'll freeze out here!
Piccolo: It's a tropical climate, Vegita. Get serious.
Vegita: Right... I... knew that...
Kuririn: Gimp...
Vegita: The only reason I don't kick your head off is because Kakarotto will probably reach an even higher level of Super Saiya-jin and kill me instead...
Gokou: You know it.
Gohan: Hey, someone's coming to the door.
The door opens and Cloud stands there.
Piccolo and Kuririn whisper to each other.
Piccolo: I'll bet fifty zenni that Gokou acts like a fool here.
Kuririn: You're on.
Gokou: Umm... Kind sir, could you be willing to, uh...
Gohan: What he means is--
Gokou: Can we stay with you? Pretty please! I'll cook, I'll clean! I'll beg!
Piccolo whispers to Kuririn again.
Piccolo: Pay up, man. Fifty zenni.
Kuririn quietly slips a fifty zenni bill to Piccolo.
Cloud: Hmm... I've wanted to know who you are for a while. Come on in and we can talk over some coffee.
Gokou: Thanks! Come on guys.
Cloud shows the Z Fighters to the living room, where they sit down.
Cloud: Alright, I'll get some coffee.
Cloud walks out and Barret stares at Vegita. Cid stares at Piccolo.
Vegita: What do you think you're looking at?
Piccolo: Take a picture, it lasts longer.
Cid/Barret: ...
Gohan: Guys... please don't.
Vincent: What an interesting group...
Cloud walks back in with a tray of coffee mugs and sets it down. Everyone grabs a mug.
Cloud: Where to begin... Where did you come from?
Gokou: We came from Earth, but we don't know how we got here.
Cloud gets a surprised look on his face, but it fades away before anyone notices.
Cloud: Alright, how long do you plan on staying here?
Gokou: Only as long as it takes us to get back home, I hope.
Cid: Oh boy, this will be a riot. Har har har.
Barret thwaps Cid on the back of his head.
Barret: Shaddap, I wanna hear this.
Cid rubs the back of his head and says 'Ow!' He then smacks Barret in the back of his head. They get into a head-slapping battle and Vincent breaks them up.
Vincent: Quiet, you two. The others are sleeping...
Cid: He started it!
Barret: No, you did!
Vegita: For the love of Kami, will you both shutup!
Cid/Barret: ...
Piccolo: Well done, Vegita. But could you have been louder? I think only half of the town heard you.
Gohan: Stop this. We're supposed to be explaining why we're here.
Cloud: ... Ok, I think we could make some room for you guys to stay here.
Gohan: ... That was quick.
Gokou: Thanks a lot! Where are our rooms?
Cloud: We only have three extra rooms. You guys will have to scrap over who stays in them.
Gohan: I'll stay with Dad.
Trunks: If it isn't too much trouble, I could stay with my father.
Vegita: ...Oh, alright.
Kuririn: It looks like me and Piccolo will be in the same room then.
Piccolo: Oh, happy joy.
After a not so long, but hectic day, the Z Fighters retire to their rooms. Tifa walks in.
Tifa: Well? What went on?
Cloud: Nothing much. They'll be staying with us until they can get home.
Tifa: Home? Where are they from?
Barret: They didn't say. They couldn't have been from around here, the way they was dressed.
Cloud: (No, they're not from around here.) The man in the orange shirt told me where they were from, but he told me not to tell anyone.
Cid: When? I was here the whole time, and I never heard him say where they were from.
Cloud: I'm not sure, but I think it was telepathy. In any case, I'm retiring for the night. See you all in the morning.
Tifa/Barret/Cid: Later.
Cid: ...I just remembered. We left Yuffie dead back there.
Barret: Your point being...?
Cid: Heh, you're right. There was no point in saying that.
Barret: Ah, I think I'm gonna go to bed too. G'night Tifa. Cid.
Cid: Yeah yeah. Wait for me, I'm goin' to sleep too.
Tifa: Good night, Barret.
Barret and Cid leave the room, and Tifa is left alone.
Tifa: (Telepathy? What other powers do these strange people have?)
Tifa shakes her head and leaves. Not a half hour has passed, and the villa is quiet. Everyone is resting for the day ahead.