Prologue
Ino Yamanaka slid through the streets of Amaguyakre, one thing on her mind. She had to relax. She rubbed her big blue eyes that were now haunted by two purple bags and yawned. This mission was too much. She was undercover as a ninja, leeching off information. That, in and of itself, was stressful enough to make her lose sleep. What she really needed was some alone time to kick back and relax. Time to get this accursed mission off her mind. A big smile stretched across her face when she saw exactly what she was looking for: a hot spring.
When she walked inside she noticed it was a very traditional looking place. It was cozy and warm and she sighed as she felt the stress being lifted from her. She looked over and noticed with a small smile that it was separated. Ino walked in happily after paying, stripping off her clothes along with her worries. The water relaxed her the moment she hit it. She closed her eyes and sat in silence before she was startled by a loud noise. She whipped around to hear arguing from the boy's side.
"Konan's not here! What was the point of coming?"
"She was sick and we could't delay Kakazu's birthday."
"This is a crummy way to celebrate a birthday if there aren't any chicks over there, un."
"If you do it I'll consider you're debts repaid." There was a moment of silence. Then a heavy sigh.
"Un."
"Oh my f***ing Jashin, he's f***ing doing it!" She shook her head and zoned them out. She wouldn't let her relaxation time be destroyed by boys.
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i know, i know! Its kakazu's bday, why are you writing about ino? Don't worry, there will be no pairings. At all. I just hate making OCs and I like ino so i decided to use her! Plus, Ino gets mad easily, hence the name 'birthday attack!' You will soon see that there is purpose to her being here!