Hello Lovelies! I got bored and my thoughts train got hyjacked!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but Ashley! Thanks J. !

Chapter 1

The war just dissappeared after the TriWizard Tournament. Voldemort found a way to come back, apologised and told the truth. He hadn't attacked Alice and Frank Longbottom and would everything in his power to find out who did. He also never went after the Potter's and was searching for them and Peter Pettigrew. He had proven Sirius' innocence and help Harry get rid of the Horcrux curse inhis head. He and Harry searched for the others and distroyed them. He also, thanks to Harry's imput, went by his real name again Tom Riddle. The minister, who was now Kingsley, was cleaning out the Ministry. Harry moved out of his Aunt's after Sirius and Remus had their talk with them. Harry and Hermione lived with Sirius Black, Hermione's parents had diowned her. Over the summer, Harry and Hermione were resorted at Hogwarts into Ravenclaw because the Sorting Hat had stated that Dumbledore told him to put them in Gryffindor or he would burn the hat. Dumbledore was dealing with all the acusations of him threating people, he lost job as the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot an the Supreme Mugwump but was still the Headmaster at Hogwarts, so far. Harry and the rest of the Wizard world thought that things would finally calm down but once again they were wrong. The Ministry was going to duel one last blow, a blow that was now being read by Tom in front of his death eaters.

Marriage Law Act 594

All Prue-Blood Wizards and Witches are to marry Muggle-Born of Half-Blood Wizards before January 1st of next year. If you have not chosen a spouse and a wedding date by Sept. 31st, then one will be chosen for you. If you refused to marry you will be sent to Azkaban. If you attempt to flee the country, you will be arrest when found.

The law was passed in order to help rebuild our world. All Prue-bloods who are prevesly in a relationship with a muggle-born or Half-blood shall be placed together. All couples of Prue-bloods will be over looked if you have proof of your relastion ship before this Law is issued or already married. Also all those who have mates are excused to find their mate.

All marriages will be handled through the Ministry.

Signed, Minister Kingsley

Tom placed the scroll on the table and looked at those around him. Marcus Fint, the new Lord Flint, sighed. "So we have no choice but to marry some Muggle-born or Half-blood that we may or may not have met before?"

"It would seem so, Lord Flint." Tom answered.

"Great, so we have to go bride searching." Marcus growled, Draco laughed.

"No you have to." Everyone turned to him, "I have been secretly dating a muggle-born for about two months now. I am set to marry her tomorrow if she would let me."

"You?" Lucius asked, "Who?"

There was a loud crack out in the hall, "DRACO!" a women screamed out as she threw open the doors, she saw him and run into his arms as he stood up. "Of all the stupid, idiotic bullshit for the Ministry to pull. A marriage law. I won't marry him, that overgrown, idiot weasel."

Draco laughed, pulled her back to frame her face in his hands, "Breath Hermione, now tell me what Weasley did."

Hemione glared, "Arthur told us about the new law. Molly screamed bloody murder and starting planning. That crazy women thinks Harry is going to marry Ginny, as if he would lower himself that way beside the fact that he is gay. Then she went on about who Ronald is going to marry me, he looked over to me and said, 'I guess she isn't to bad to look at.' Like I would ever..." She growled and pointed Draco in the chest. "I will not marry him, Draco."

"I know Mya. You are going to marry me." Draco kissed her deeply and she melted into him. "Now go back and help keep Harry calm while I take care of you."

Hermione nodded, "You are right, I must return to help Harry, Oh Draco. You must find him someone so he doesn't have to deal with that gold-digging whore. I can't wait to wipe that smirk of Molly face." She kissed him and twirled out of sight.

Draco laughed, "Well I guess that answered that question." Draco sat down, he looked thoughtful then smiled, "Hey Theo?"

"Yes Draco?" Theo sat up and looked at him.

"You still have that crush on Harry?" Draco smirked.

Theo laughed and nodded, "He is very hot, I think I could like marriage."

Draco nodded, "Good, we will send notes." Draco pulled out a scroll as did Theo and wrote to the Ministry claiming their 'brides', they sent off the owls and Draco laughed. "I feel great."

Bellatrix laughed, "Draco, your girl seems a little dark."

Draco and Blaise laughed, "Oh you have no idea, Bellatrix." Blaise started. "Hermione is a lot more cunning and crazy then people think."

"You think she is crazy, wait until you meet Ashley. She is..." Draco sat up. "Shit!" He turned to Blaise, "What are we going to do about Ashley?"

Blaise frowned, "We have to find her someone. Someone that isn't weak because the moment he shows how pathetic, she'll kill him."

"It can't be someone who would try to enslave him because she will kill him." Theo added.

"Great, so the guy have to be strong, not evil and can handle her crazy." Draco sighed. "Someone who is not Viktor Krum."

"What about Marcus?" Blaise asked.

Theo laughed, "He could handle her and he doesn't have anyone."

Draco looked to Marcus, "You would be ideal."

"What is she like?" Marcus smirked.

Theo, Blaise and Draco laughed, "Bellatrix, Hermione, Narcissa and Sirius Black all in one." Draco smiled, "Want to see?" Marcus laughed and nodded, Draco looked to the other two as he pulled out his wand, "You know they are all together." They shot a silent spell out and a screen appeared above the table, showing the Weasley Kitchen.

Weasley Kitchen

Harry and Hermione sat on one side of the table as Ron and another women sat on the other side. Ginny sat at the end as Molly Weasley paced infront of them. The women was beautiful with silver wavy hair and green eyes, she sighed and laid her head on her arms on the table and listened to Molly go on and on about two weddings that never going to happen. Suddenly she sat up, "OWLS!" Everyone looked to her but she smiled sweetly and pointed to the window where two Ministry Owls flew in and dropped letters before Harry and Hermione. She pouted. "What no shinning green knight for me?"

Hermione and Harry openned thier letters and smiled, Hermione giggled. "Harry, would you like to go first?"

"With pleasure." Harry laughed as he turned to Molly and Ginny. "Harry we are happy to congraulate you on your upcoming marriage to..." Molly bounced with happiness, Harry smirked. "Theodore Nott. We look forward to your wedding." Harry laughed at Molly's frown and Ginny's look of disgust. "Theodore Nott? It that the hot Slytherin from the library with the black hair and grey eyes?" The women nodded, Harry smirked. "I am suddenly looking forward to being married."

The women turned to Hermione, "Read it! I want to see his face."

Hermione laughed, "Miss Granger we are happy to congratulate you on your upcoming marriage to Draco Malfoy." Ginny gasped as Molly looked enraged. "We looked forward to your wedding." It suddenly hit Ron, his eyes got wide and his mouth slacked open.

The women jumped up and snapped a picture with her wand, "Ha! Yes, his face was perfect. Now we have a reminder for the rest of time!" She started to dance. "Oh yeah, oh yeah." She turned to Molly, "In your face bitch! Harry would never marry Ginny, he has been gay since he fucked Cedric in the library!

Hermione has always been Draco's girl, always!" She turned to Ginny, "You ain't getting your whorish hands on the Potter vaults. Bitch!"

Ginny stood up and pointed her wand at her, "You bitch, you think you can talk to me that way?"

The girl flicked her wrist and sent Ginny into the wall, "Yes bitch. I do!" The girl laughed as Molly ran to her daughter. "You thought that you could force Harry to love you but you never saw what was in front of you. I mean look at him!" She pointed to Harry, who stood showing his outfit. Black skin-tight jeans, green tank and rainbow vans. "He was never lower himself to fuck you, if he could have held back throwing up at the sight of you naked that is!" She laughed.

Molly glared at her, "You think that you are so special! Who are you but some stupid mudblood?!"

Hermione glared at her as the girl laughed manicly. "Mudblood? Who the fuck told you I was a mudblood bitch?" She stalked over to Molly, reached for her hand, slit her with a knief she had pulled out of nowhere then did the same to hers. "They look the same to me, what about you cousin?"

Harry laughed, "Looks red to me, Mya?"

Hermione held out her hand, the girl tossed her the knief and she cut hers. "Yep their blood looks like mine."

The girl smirked darkly as she turned back to Molly, "Dear Molly, let me correct you. The only 'mudblood' here is Mya." Molly gasped. "I, my dear, am a half blood. My mother was a loving muggle women who gave a man one last night of happiness before he was thrown in Azkaban for 12 years without a trial. In case you haven't put it together, which I know you haven't, my father is SIRIUS ORION BLACK!" Ginny, Molly and Ron gasped, the girl stood up. "My name is Ashley Bellatrix Black! I dare talk to you anyway I damn well please, Ginerva Molly Weasley because you are a whore that poisoned my cousin, Harry James Potter with love potion. I will make you suffer a fate for worse then Azkaban my dears, I promise you!"

Harry gripped her arm that wasn't bleeding and pulled her to him as the Twins walked into the Kitchen. Fred glared at Ginny. "You gave Harry Love potions?"

Goerge growled, "You fools, Harry is a veela! You could have killed him!"

"Veela?" Ron spat. "Harry is one of those filthy creatures!"

Hermione slapped Ron across the face. "Filthy! The only thing that is filthy is you. After the third task, last year. Harry was stabbed and bleeding to death, you idiot. Fleur gave him her blood, to save him, to repay him for saving her sister. He is a veela!" No one had noticed that Arthur, Bill, Fleur, Charlie and Percy walked into the room.

Fred growled, "He told us this. If anyone would have listened to him! You gave him love potions and almost killed him. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Goerge shook his head. "I'm done, Molly!" Goerge pulled out his wand. "I, Goerge Fabian Weasley, swear on my magic that I am no longer part of the Wealey blood line. For this day forward, I am George Fabian Potter. So mote it be." He wand burst with light that surrounded him and began to change him.

Fred nodded, "I, Fred Gideon Weasley, swear on my magic that I am no longer part of the Wealey blood line. For this day forward, I am Fred Gideon Potter. So mote it be." He wand did the same. Their hair turned black, Fred's eye turned green as George's turned brown. They freckles vanished and their shin darkened to a light tan. When it was done, they knelt to the floor to catch their breath. Fred stood and looked at Molly. "Ashley, don't be angry. We chose Pooter because Harry has alway been our brother."

She nodded as George laughed, "And could you image us with Sirius as our dad?"

Harry, Hermione and Fred laughed. Ashley smiled as she hugged, "I understand. Besides, you can still be my cousin!"

"How cold you do this to me?" Molly screamed. "WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK?"

"They will think that Fred and George stood up for some thing they believed in and that we are bad parent, as they should." Arthur stated as he walked two the twins. "I am sorry that I never saw how far they were gone. Harry, I hope you are okay. Hermione, dear congrats on finally getting Draco to marry you." Hermione smirked.

"YOU KNEW?!" Molly skrieked. "YOU KNEW THAT MUDBLOOD WAS CHEATING ON RON WITH THAT FILT..." Hermione cut Molly off by punching her in the face and breaking her nose, then she bent down and hit her again.

Hermione growled as she glared down at her, "If you ever call my husband filthy again," she bent down so she was right in her face. "I will kill you and that stupid whore you call a daughter!" Hermione straightened up, kicked her in the stomuch, dusted off her jeans and silver tee shirt, flipped her hair over her shoulder and turned away form Molly. "I would touch that idiot with a stick, I was never with him. I might have caught something that I couldn't get rid of."

Ashley laughed, "Now that is how a Malfoy acts! Go Mya!" Hermione rolled her eyes as Fred hugged her. "Tell me, how good did that feel?"

"Amasing!" Hermione sighed. "I am sorry Arthur but she had it coming."

Arthur laughed, "Of course Mya." He looked at his bleeding wife, "Why don't you guys go home and I'll deal with this mess."

Ashley giggled and kissed his cheek, "Sounds good. Come on guys, lets see how Dobby, Winky and Kreature are doing on Pottor Manor." They nodded and apparited away, arriving inside the Wards of Potter Manor. "Kreature! I'm home!"

Kreature popped next to her, with a smiled. "What can I for you, Mistress?"

"Cake!" She smirks as he bows and pops away. "I love that elf."

"And he loves you, only you." Harry smirked, Ashley smirked as she sat on the couch. "Hermione, how long do you think it will take Draco to find someone for Ashley?"

"Ashley, his long lost, not related by birth twin?" Hermione pretended to think. "He probably already found one."

Ashley smirked, "What was he doing when you went to yell at him?"

"I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." Hermione sat on the couch, "He was in the Dinning hall at the long table with some other people..."

Ashley stood up and stared at her. "The table? With others? What was he wearing?"

"A black suit." Hermione answered. "They were all dressed like that."

"Oh my Bloody Hell!" Ashley gasped, everyone stared at her. "You interuppted a meeting with Tom Riddle, to yell at Draco in front of Tom and all the Death Eaters!"

Hermione gasped and stared at her, "What? No I didn... Fuck!"

Ashley began to laugh so hard she fell to the floor, "Oh my! Oh my! So fucking great!"

Hermione stood and began pacing, "Shit! Fuck! Bloody Fucking Hell! Shit!" No one moved, still in shock. "I interrupted a meeting with Riddle! Oh! Shit! His parents were there!"

Ashley gasped out a bigger laugh and began gasping for air. "Oh... oh... m...my...Go...Godri...Godric!"

Hermione shook her head. "I am so dead!"

Black Manor

Draco was laughing at his future wife, "Maybe I should go calm her down."

"Maybe you should, dick!" Blaise laughed.

Draco apparited to Potter Manor as the others laughed. Bellatrix smiled, "Well this is very entertaining."