Title: Shuichi's Chase Of The Natural Goodness Of Maine
Rating: PG-13 (JIK)
Pairings: Shuichi/Yuki, one-sided Tohma/Yuki Tatsuha/Ryuichi
Summary: A random Bad Luck fangirl from Maine sends Shuichi a bottle of Oakhurst milk. But when Shuichi gives some to his idol, and they try to get some more by going to the States by themselves, chaos ensues. After abandoning Yuki, the two pop stars encounter many disasters that could only happen in the US of A. The poor romance novelist follows Shuichi, knowing how much trouble he'll be in, and is forced to bring along a few extra headaches. With OC's, translations gone terribly wrong, and rabid fangirls, this trip couldn't get much weirder.
Disclaimer: I totally own this story idea, but I do not, however, own Gravitation. Which is good, for all you rabid Tohma fangirls. And if you're a Mainer, you'll most likely know what the title is for. And you'll also know, I don't own the logo or company of Oakhurst milk.
Warnings: Shounen-ai (Duh. This IS a Gravitation ficcie.) sex jokes, annoying OC's, written by an amateur writer with low self-esteem. (This is my first all Gravi multi-chappie story.)
Key: ~ Shuichi's thoughts ~ :: Yuki's thoughts ::
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Chapter One: I Can't Believe It's Not New Milk Milk
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
~ Woah. 0.0 I just can't believe this. ~
~ I mean, they said it was good, but woah. This stuff is awesome. ~
I'm just staring at that bottle. That bottle of delicious, white liquid that came in the mail. Not from Yuki.
~ I can't BELIEVE that was sent here LAST MONTH! ~
~ It tastes more like it was just bought! ~
~ I have to get some of this stuff to Sakuma-san... ~
I quickly scribble a note to Yuki, pick up the bottle, and head out the door.
=-=SCENE CHANGE=-=
"OMIKUMAGORO, NA NO DA!!!" Sakuma-san's hand shakes as he holds the cup of sacred milk. "Where did you get this stuff, Shuichi, na no ka?"
"It came in the mail from some American girl and I translated the note. It says her name is Word Not Found, she likes my gravitational bond with Yuki Eiri, and she wants to share the coming from Earth nice behavior belonging to a small state in the corner of the United States of America so she mailed this a glass container of milk and some other stuff I couldn't figure out..."
"^^;;; I don't think you translated it right, na no da... Do ya still have the note, Shuichi?"
"Yup. ^_^ Here."
Ryuichi looks at it for a couple seconds and says, "Just as Kumagoro thought! It's wrong, na no da!"
~ That's not what it means?! ~
~ Waaa... T_T I thought I'd actually gotten it this time. ~
~ Yuki'd think I was an idiot if he found out about this! ~
~ I guess he shouldn't find out, then. I mean, it's not like he found out about that Chinese food thing... ~
"Here's what it really means, na no da..."
~ Oh yea. Better not think about that right now. ^^;;;; ~
He clears his throat and I listen intently.
"'Dear Shuichi. My name is Riola...' Um... Her last name is smudged out, na no da." (A/N: They pronounce the English names with a Japanese accent. So it's like Romanji, 'cept the R's are L's and L's are R's.)
"Thassokay, Sakuma-san."
"Okies, na no da! Anyways... 'and I really love you and your relationship with Eiri Yuki' Aw.... How cute, na no da! ^_^"
"^_^"
"'I wanted to share the natural goodness of Maine with you so I sent this bottle of Okhulst milk. I would've sent myself, but it cost too much for shipping and the Fed-Ex guy wouldn't let me poke holes in the box. And if you like the milk, it's only sold in Maine, so you can't get any more. Unless, of course, you try to come to here and get some more, but you're not stupid enough to do that, right?' The rest doesn't matter, I think, na no da, but we need ta go to Maine!"
"But didn't she say that was stupid?"
"Oh, poor, innocent, naive, Shuichi! ^_^ That's just how girls are, na no da! They say the exact opposite of what they mean!"
"Oh! ^_^ Okay!"
~ Wow... Sakuma-sanÕs so smart! ~
~ I donÕt know what IÕd do without him. ~
ÒIÕm gonna go get some reservations on a plane, na no da! You should call Yuki Eiri-san to tell him youÕll be gone. Ne, na no ka?Ó
ÒHai hai!Ó
I hop up and grab my cell phone out of my bag while my God goes over to his own phone and dials the airport.
~ Like I said... ~
~ What would I do without Sakuma-san? ~
=+=YUKI POV=+=
IÕm standing in the elevator of my apartment building.
:: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... ::
:: WHY did I invite Tohma over for dinner?! ::
I rub my head. ItÕs another goddamn headache, and I have my brother-in-law to thank for it.
ÒDaijobu ka, Eiri-san?" he asks me, with that nauseating smile on his face.
:: Damn, what a fruitcake. ::
::My sister must be in denial or something about his sexuality...::
:: Have they even had sex ONCE?! ::
:: 0_0;;; ::
:: AND WHY THE HELL DO I ALWAYS GET VISUALS ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING?! :: (A/N: That happens to me a lot. ^^;;;;;; Meh heh.)
IÕm slamming my head repeatedly against the wall.
ÒEIRI-SAN!!! ThatÕs not good for you!Ó
:: He's a TOTAL fruitcake. ::
I shudder as I feel his hand on my back. And if you think thatÕs a shudder of pleasure, your out of your fucking mind.
ÒDo- DONÕT TOUCH ME, GODDAMMIT!!Ó
:: Shit, that dudeÕs creeping me out... ::
ÒYouÕre so hot when youÕre angry...Ó
:: 0.0 ::
"^^;;; Did I just say that out loud? Gomen, Eiri-san.Ó
I am slowly backing away now... I am backing away from the insane fruitcake who just called me hot...
:: DAMMIT!! IsnÕt doing it with your in-laws considered incestuous?! ::
:: Oh yea! That shake-stick guy! :: (A/N: Shakespear. I actually used to call him that when I was little.)
ÒSeeeeeguuuuuchiiiiiii... Do you remember that play called Hamlet?Ó
ÒHm? Hamuret?Ó
"-_-;;;; ItÕs about a guy named Hamlet whoÕs uncle kills his dad and marries HamletÕs mom. Throughout the entire play, Hamlet calls his mother and uncle incestuous pigs.Ó
ÒOh. Damn...Ó
:: 0_o ::
"^^;;;; Oops... I did it again.Ó
(A/N: "I watch as random Britney fanboys molest Seguchi." Mwee hee hee... ThatÕd be fun... But there wonÕt be too much pointless extreme randomness in this ficcie. *stabs Britney pix* *evil laugh*)
:: ARGH!!! ::
:: What the hell is wrong with this dude?! ::
ÒEiri-san, weÕre at your floor.Ó
ÒWha- Oh yea.Ó
The elevator door mustÕve been open since the Hamlet comment, because thereÕs some old bat and her grand daughter staring at Tohma.
ÒWhy I never...Ó
As we get off and they get on, the females strike Seguchi repeatedly over the head with their purses.
:: You go, grandma .::
:: Meh heh... He was askinÕ for it. ::
ÒLadies should NEVER say that sort of thing!" says the older one.
:: HAH!!! ::
:: ThatÕs got to go straight to his labito. ::
ÒYea!" adds the teenager. "I mean, whatÕs next?! Yuki Eiri with Shindou Shuichi?! HAH!!!Ó
:: ...... ::
I sweatdrop majorly at that comment.
Tohma gives the girl a look that clearly says, "I so know what youÕre talking about, but your grandmother is way outa line calling me, the famous Seguchi Tohma, a girl because I am most certainly male even though I canÕt guarantee that IÕm straight.Ó
Well, maybe not "clearly," but you get what I mean.
So, now that weÕve got the elevator thing over...
:: Holy shit. ::
:: I just remembered. ::
:: I first kissed Shuichi in that elevator! ::
:: 0_0;;; ::
ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!
Now, weÕre walking to my apartment.
ÒHuh? WhatÕs this...Ó
I bend over because I saw an envelope under the doormat.
:: -_-;; Oh, I wonder who this could be from. ::
My name is written on it, very sloppily, with the dots on the IÕs replaced with little pink hearts.
ÒIs that from Shindou-san?Ó
ÒHai.Ó
I take out my keys and open the apartment door.
Walking in, with Tohma close behind, I open up the note.
Dear Yuki,
I went over to Sakuma-sanÕs to share some milk with him. You should try some too. I left a glass on the table. ItÕs so very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good. I got it from a fan in the USA. ArenÕt they sweet? Hope when I get back that youÕll-
*RIIIIIP!!!*
I tear up the letter as I feel Seguchi looking over my shoulder.
:: Dammit, Shuichi! ::
:: I told you not to write about what we do! ::
:: And he left under the goddammed doorstep, for crying out loud... ::
:: WHO KNOWS WHO COULDÕVE READ THIS?! ::
ÒWha- Seguchi?Ó
ThereÕs a little red drizzle coming out of TohmaÕs nose.
:: HeÕs got a nosebleed. Now why would Tohma get a... ::
:: 0.0 ::
:: EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!! ::
"^^;;; Gomen, Eiri-san.Ó
He wipes the blood off and his ears turn the color of ShuichiÕs hair.
:: Pervert. -.-;;; ::
ÒIÕll make dinner!" Seguchi says and waltzes into the kitchen.
Almost literally waltzes.
:: Fruitcake, fruitcake, fruitcake, fruitcake. ::
The little red light is blinking on my phone.
:: Oh joy. A message. ::
:: I wonder what Shuichi did now... ::
*Beep!*
ÒYuki," says that sugar-coated voice.
:: -_-;;; He did do something. ::
ÒMe an' Sakuma-san are going to Maine. I didnÕt pick up my thing Ôcause we shouldnÕt be gone for long. ItÕs just that Oakhulst milk stuff was so good, and itÕs only available in the USA... We just HAD to go there and get some more!Ó
:: Oh. My. Dear. Lord. ::
ÒUm... I promise IÕll save you some! And just so you can play this when youÕre feeling lonely...Ó
Random moaning sounds start.
*Beep!*
:: THAT IDIOT!!! ::
:: But I really should keep that... ::
ÒEh? Eiri-san! Did I hear Shindou-san say something about Ryuichi?" Tohma calls to me from the other room.
ÒYea. He said they-Ó
*CRASH!!!*
ÒWHEREÕS RYUICHI?!Ó
:: -_-;;; ::
Tatsuha is standing in front of my broken window.
:: This is the third time this month he's jumped through that thing... ::
ÒSomeone said something about Ryuichi. I know! My Ryuichi senses are tingling!Ó
ÒYouÕre going to have to pay for that, you know.Ó
ÒTatsuha-san! ^_^ ItÕs good to see you!" Tohma, who just entered the living room in a pink apron, bows to my annoying little brother.
ÒUh... Hi, Tohma. ^^;;; Sorry bout the window, bro. But did you say something about my honey Ryuichi?Ó
ÒUh... Yea." I sweatdrop as I watch Tatsuha's shifty eyes. "He and ShuichiÕve gone to the states to get some milk...Ó
Tohma and Tatsuha blink twice, and I sweatdrop again.
ÒBut- But-"TatsuhaÕs eyes get all watery."RYUICHI HASNÕT BEEN TO THE US IN AGES!!! HEÕS FORGOTTEN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!Ó
:: ?! ::
:: YOUÕRE WORRIED ABOUT RYUICHI?! ::
:: ItÕs **MY** Shuichi whoÕs in danger, here! ::
:: Woah... Did I just call him my Shuichi? ::
:: Weird... ::
"^^;;; ThereÕs no need to get hysterical." Seguchi waves his hand. "Nothing bad is going to happen to Ryuichi or Shindou-san.Ó
I think about all the other things that Shuichi has gotten into.
ÒTatsuha..." I raise my eyebrow at him.
ÒUrm... LetÕs go, Eiri.Ó
I grab another pack of cigarettes and we both head to the door.
ÒWha- YouÕre not going to America alone!" Tohma takes off his apron and picks up his coat. "You need a guide! A translator!Ó
ÒI remember English fine, Seguchi," I glare at him and light up a cig. "But since you are an incestuous homosexual stalker, I guess thereÕs no stopping you from coming.Ó
"^^;;; Heh heh...Ó
=-=End chappie one=-=
Me: So, whatÕd ya think? I personally think this was one of my better stories. Now if I can just keep it going... ^^;;; IÕll need lots of reviews - at least three - and some good encouragement and ideas! ^.~ Hope ta see ya again soon! Check out my profile if yer bored! And if ya dunno what any of the Japanese phrases from this story, just ask me in a review. Ja ne, na no da!
Rating: PG-13 (JIK)
Pairings: Shuichi/Yuki, one-sided Tohma/Yuki Tatsuha/Ryuichi
Summary: A random Bad Luck fangirl from Maine sends Shuichi a bottle of Oakhurst milk. But when Shuichi gives some to his idol, and they try to get some more by going to the States by themselves, chaos ensues. After abandoning Yuki, the two pop stars encounter many disasters that could only happen in the US of A. The poor romance novelist follows Shuichi, knowing how much trouble he'll be in, and is forced to bring along a few extra headaches. With OC's, translations gone terribly wrong, and rabid fangirls, this trip couldn't get much weirder.
Disclaimer: I totally own this story idea, but I do not, however, own Gravitation. Which is good, for all you rabid Tohma fangirls. And if you're a Mainer, you'll most likely know what the title is for. And you'll also know, I don't own the logo or company of Oakhurst milk.
Warnings: Shounen-ai (Duh. This IS a Gravitation ficcie.) sex jokes, annoying OC's, written by an amateur writer with low self-esteem. (This is my first all Gravi multi-chappie story.)
Key: ~ Shuichi's thoughts ~ :: Yuki's thoughts ::
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Chapter One: I Can't Believe It's Not New Milk Milk
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
~ Woah. 0.0 I just can't believe this. ~
~ I mean, they said it was good, but woah. This stuff is awesome. ~
I'm just staring at that bottle. That bottle of delicious, white liquid that came in the mail. Not from Yuki.
~ I can't BELIEVE that was sent here LAST MONTH! ~
~ It tastes more like it was just bought! ~
~ I have to get some of this stuff to Sakuma-san... ~
I quickly scribble a note to Yuki, pick up the bottle, and head out the door.
=-=SCENE CHANGE=-=
"OMIKUMAGORO, NA NO DA!!!" Sakuma-san's hand shakes as he holds the cup of sacred milk. "Where did you get this stuff, Shuichi, na no ka?"
"It came in the mail from some American girl and I translated the note. It says her name is Word Not Found, she likes my gravitational bond with Yuki Eiri, and she wants to share the coming from Earth nice behavior belonging to a small state in the corner of the United States of America so she mailed this a glass container of milk and some other stuff I couldn't figure out..."
"^^;;; I don't think you translated it right, na no da... Do ya still have the note, Shuichi?"
"Yup. ^_^ Here."
Ryuichi looks at it for a couple seconds and says, "Just as Kumagoro thought! It's wrong, na no da!"
~ That's not what it means?! ~
~ Waaa... T_T I thought I'd actually gotten it this time. ~
~ Yuki'd think I was an idiot if he found out about this! ~
~ I guess he shouldn't find out, then. I mean, it's not like he found out about that Chinese food thing... ~
"Here's what it really means, na no da..."
~ Oh yea. Better not think about that right now. ^^;;;; ~
He clears his throat and I listen intently.
"'Dear Shuichi. My name is Riola...' Um... Her last name is smudged out, na no da." (A/N: They pronounce the English names with a Japanese accent. So it's like Romanji, 'cept the R's are L's and L's are R's.)
"Thassokay, Sakuma-san."
"Okies, na no da! Anyways... 'and I really love you and your relationship with Eiri Yuki' Aw.... How cute, na no da! ^_^"
"^_^"
"'I wanted to share the natural goodness of Maine with you so I sent this bottle of Okhulst milk. I would've sent myself, but it cost too much for shipping and the Fed-Ex guy wouldn't let me poke holes in the box. And if you like the milk, it's only sold in Maine, so you can't get any more. Unless, of course, you try to come to here and get some more, but you're not stupid enough to do that, right?' The rest doesn't matter, I think, na no da, but we need ta go to Maine!"
"But didn't she say that was stupid?"
"Oh, poor, innocent, naive, Shuichi! ^_^ That's just how girls are, na no da! They say the exact opposite of what they mean!"
"Oh! ^_^ Okay!"
~ Wow... Sakuma-sanÕs so smart! ~
~ I donÕt know what IÕd do without him. ~
ÒIÕm gonna go get some reservations on a plane, na no da! You should call Yuki Eiri-san to tell him youÕll be gone. Ne, na no ka?Ó
ÒHai hai!Ó
I hop up and grab my cell phone out of my bag while my God goes over to his own phone and dials the airport.
~ Like I said... ~
~ What would I do without Sakuma-san? ~
=+=YUKI POV=+=
IÕm standing in the elevator of my apartment building.
:: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... ::
:: WHY did I invite Tohma over for dinner?! ::
I rub my head. ItÕs another goddamn headache, and I have my brother-in-law to thank for it.
ÒDaijobu ka, Eiri-san?" he asks me, with that nauseating smile on his face.
:: Damn, what a fruitcake. ::
::My sister must be in denial or something about his sexuality...::
:: Have they even had sex ONCE?! ::
:: 0_0;;; ::
:: AND WHY THE HELL DO I ALWAYS GET VISUALS ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING?! :: (A/N: That happens to me a lot. ^^;;;;;; Meh heh.)
IÕm slamming my head repeatedly against the wall.
ÒEIRI-SAN!!! ThatÕs not good for you!Ó
:: He's a TOTAL fruitcake. ::
I shudder as I feel his hand on my back. And if you think thatÕs a shudder of pleasure, your out of your fucking mind.
ÒDo- DONÕT TOUCH ME, GODDAMMIT!!Ó
:: Shit, that dudeÕs creeping me out... ::
ÒYouÕre so hot when youÕre angry...Ó
:: 0.0 ::
"^^;;; Did I just say that out loud? Gomen, Eiri-san.Ó
I am slowly backing away now... I am backing away from the insane fruitcake who just called me hot...
:: DAMMIT!! IsnÕt doing it with your in-laws considered incestuous?! ::
:: Oh yea! That shake-stick guy! :: (A/N: Shakespear. I actually used to call him that when I was little.)
ÒSeeeeeguuuuuchiiiiiii... Do you remember that play called Hamlet?Ó
ÒHm? Hamuret?Ó
"-_-;;;; ItÕs about a guy named Hamlet whoÕs uncle kills his dad and marries HamletÕs mom. Throughout the entire play, Hamlet calls his mother and uncle incestuous pigs.Ó
ÒOh. Damn...Ó
:: 0_o ::
"^^;;;; Oops... I did it again.Ó
(A/N: "I watch as random Britney fanboys molest Seguchi." Mwee hee hee... ThatÕd be fun... But there wonÕt be too much pointless extreme randomness in this ficcie. *stabs Britney pix* *evil laugh*)
:: ARGH!!! ::
:: What the hell is wrong with this dude?! ::
ÒEiri-san, weÕre at your floor.Ó
ÒWha- Oh yea.Ó
The elevator door mustÕve been open since the Hamlet comment, because thereÕs some old bat and her grand daughter staring at Tohma.
ÒWhy I never...Ó
As we get off and they get on, the females strike Seguchi repeatedly over the head with their purses.
:: You go, grandma .::
:: Meh heh... He was askinÕ for it. ::
ÒLadies should NEVER say that sort of thing!" says the older one.
:: HAH!!! ::
:: ThatÕs got to go straight to his labito. ::
ÒYea!" adds the teenager. "I mean, whatÕs next?! Yuki Eiri with Shindou Shuichi?! HAH!!!Ó
:: ...... ::
I sweatdrop majorly at that comment.
Tohma gives the girl a look that clearly says, "I so know what youÕre talking about, but your grandmother is way outa line calling me, the famous Seguchi Tohma, a girl because I am most certainly male even though I canÕt guarantee that IÕm straight.Ó
Well, maybe not "clearly," but you get what I mean.
So, now that weÕve got the elevator thing over...
:: Holy shit. ::
:: I just remembered. ::
:: I first kissed Shuichi in that elevator! ::
:: 0_0;;; ::
ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!
Now, weÕre walking to my apartment.
ÒHuh? WhatÕs this...Ó
I bend over because I saw an envelope under the doormat.
:: -_-;; Oh, I wonder who this could be from. ::
My name is written on it, very sloppily, with the dots on the IÕs replaced with little pink hearts.
ÒIs that from Shindou-san?Ó
ÒHai.Ó
I take out my keys and open the apartment door.
Walking in, with Tohma close behind, I open up the note.
Dear Yuki,
I went over to Sakuma-sanÕs to share some milk with him. You should try some too. I left a glass on the table. ItÕs so very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good. I got it from a fan in the USA. ArenÕt they sweet? Hope when I get back that youÕll-
*RIIIIIP!!!*
I tear up the letter as I feel Seguchi looking over my shoulder.
:: Dammit, Shuichi! ::
:: I told you not to write about what we do! ::
:: And he left under the goddammed doorstep, for crying out loud... ::
:: WHO KNOWS WHO COULDÕVE READ THIS?! ::
ÒWha- Seguchi?Ó
ThereÕs a little red drizzle coming out of TohmaÕs nose.
:: HeÕs got a nosebleed. Now why would Tohma get a... ::
:: 0.0 ::
:: EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!! ::
"^^;;; Gomen, Eiri-san.Ó
He wipes the blood off and his ears turn the color of ShuichiÕs hair.
:: Pervert. -.-;;; ::
ÒIÕll make dinner!" Seguchi says and waltzes into the kitchen.
Almost literally waltzes.
:: Fruitcake, fruitcake, fruitcake, fruitcake. ::
The little red light is blinking on my phone.
:: Oh joy. A message. ::
:: I wonder what Shuichi did now... ::
*Beep!*
ÒYuki," says that sugar-coated voice.
:: -_-;;; He did do something. ::
ÒMe an' Sakuma-san are going to Maine. I didnÕt pick up my thing Ôcause we shouldnÕt be gone for long. ItÕs just that Oakhulst milk stuff was so good, and itÕs only available in the USA... We just HAD to go there and get some more!Ó
:: Oh. My. Dear. Lord. ::
ÒUm... I promise IÕll save you some! And just so you can play this when youÕre feeling lonely...Ó
Random moaning sounds start.
*Beep!*
:: THAT IDIOT!!! ::
:: But I really should keep that... ::
ÒEh? Eiri-san! Did I hear Shindou-san say something about Ryuichi?" Tohma calls to me from the other room.
ÒYea. He said they-Ó
*CRASH!!!*
ÒWHEREÕS RYUICHI?!Ó
:: -_-;;; ::
Tatsuha is standing in front of my broken window.
:: This is the third time this month he's jumped through that thing... ::
ÒSomeone said something about Ryuichi. I know! My Ryuichi senses are tingling!Ó
ÒYouÕre going to have to pay for that, you know.Ó
ÒTatsuha-san! ^_^ ItÕs good to see you!" Tohma, who just entered the living room in a pink apron, bows to my annoying little brother.
ÒUh... Hi, Tohma. ^^;;; Sorry bout the window, bro. But did you say something about my honey Ryuichi?Ó
ÒUh... Yea." I sweatdrop as I watch Tatsuha's shifty eyes. "He and ShuichiÕve gone to the states to get some milk...Ó
Tohma and Tatsuha blink twice, and I sweatdrop again.
ÒBut- But-"TatsuhaÕs eyes get all watery."RYUICHI HASNÕT BEEN TO THE US IN AGES!!! HEÕS FORGOTTEN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!Ó
:: ?! ::
:: YOUÕRE WORRIED ABOUT RYUICHI?! ::
:: ItÕs **MY** Shuichi whoÕs in danger, here! ::
:: Woah... Did I just call him my Shuichi? ::
:: Weird... ::
"^^;;; ThereÕs no need to get hysterical." Seguchi waves his hand. "Nothing bad is going to happen to Ryuichi or Shindou-san.Ó
I think about all the other things that Shuichi has gotten into.
ÒTatsuha..." I raise my eyebrow at him.
ÒUrm... LetÕs go, Eiri.Ó
I grab another pack of cigarettes and we both head to the door.
ÒWha- YouÕre not going to America alone!" Tohma takes off his apron and picks up his coat. "You need a guide! A translator!Ó
ÒI remember English fine, Seguchi," I glare at him and light up a cig. "But since you are an incestuous homosexual stalker, I guess thereÕs no stopping you from coming.Ó
"^^;;; Heh heh...Ó
=-=End chappie one=-=
Me: So, whatÕd ya think? I personally think this was one of my better stories. Now if I can just keep it going... ^^;;; IÕll need lots of reviews - at least three - and some good encouragement and ideas! ^.~ Hope ta see ya again soon! Check out my profile if yer bored! And if ya dunno what any of the Japanese phrases from this story, just ask me in a review. Ja ne, na no da!