You're sitting in a sleazy strip club in Las Vegas.

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Well, congrats.

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You officially hit rock bottom.

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Forcing your weak arm to pick up another beer and force it down your tired throat.

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Whoever said alcohol solved all your problems was a fucking liar.

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It just adds a pounding headache to all the emotional pain.

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Half naked women are all around you.

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But you're too dizzy to even focus.

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Besides there's nothing sexy about a girl four heads.

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They're not paying attention to you.

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Big shock there, huh?

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They noticed long ago that you had no intention of paying them, and moved on.

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Your head hits something hard, and you pray to god it's the table.

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The world is spinning.

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Colors are everywhere, all moving a shaky circle.

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Headaches.

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Dizziness.

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Nausea

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You try and sit up but you end up falling back down to the bed and into the lap of none other than Trina Vega.

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And you slightly remember seeing her face through the daze.

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"I saw you pass out and took you back here," she whispers.

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She strokes your hair, while you throw up in the bathroom of her hotel room.

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And for once, you feel somewhat cared for.

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You're not sure how to take that.

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So, you say thank you the only way you know how.

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You fuck her.

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And it just feels oh so good.

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Because what do you have to lose?

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The only girl you ever loved is now with your best friend.

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Stupid boy, what the fuck do you think 'Lil Red' meant?

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Even Rex left you.

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Trina gets it.

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Because Tori took the spotlight right off of Trina.

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She had to love herself.

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Because no one else would.

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You get each other.

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In some sick, twisted way.

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So, what do two lost and confused and unloved mid-twenty adults do when they feel that connection?

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Get married of course.

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Because it's Las Vega.

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And they just can.

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With a priest dressed as Elvis, and a in a place called Weddings and Waffles, they join in holy matrimony.

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Oh, if their friends could see them now.

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It's a good thing, though.

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He can forget about Cat.

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And Trina finally has something Tori doesn't.

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Yeah.

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It's a good thing.

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. . .

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. . .Right?

A/N: Wedding oneshot of Robbie/Trina.

Slight, slight, slight Candre.

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