(Rick, Jade, Gavin, and a blindfolded, hog-tied, and gagged Mephiles come on-stage.)
Rick: WOW! Just look at the room on this stage!
Gavin: (drooling) And look at all those fan-girls... (tries to jump into the sea of women, but Jade stops him)
Jade: Nice try, you pervert.
Gavin: (Sulks)
Rick: Alright, HELLOOOOOOOOOO !
Crowd: (Screams)
Rick: Holy-***! I'm deaf!
Gavin: Good thing I can turn off my ears.
Jade: What ears?
Gavin: I could ask the same to you, y'know.
Rick: (Get's between them) Alright, no fighting you two. Now, as you might know this is a reboot of a failed Bionicle Truth or Dare fic, but now we're using the Sonic characters.
Gavin: Guys, most of them are 40-something by now!
Rick: That's why we brought him (points to Mephiles)
Gavin: Oooooh.
Rick: And since I'm paradox-proof, we won't have to worry about any of us becoming un-born.
(Bright flash of Chaos Control, Specter lands on stage)
Jade: Spec! What the hell are you doing here? You're not due 'till next chapter!
Specter: Whoops! Must've taken a wrong turn at Alberquerque. (Chaos Controls out)
Rick: Alright, let's go get the characters (grabs onto Mephiles, and time-travels back in time... obviously.)
Jade: Wonder how long it'll take-
(Rick, Mephiles, and the entire Sonic crew reappear on stage.)
Sonic- What the- AW, HECK NO!
Rick: Okay, now that that's done (Drop kick's Mephiles into the Pit of Doom in the upper-right corner of the stage)
Jade: Alright, you guy's know the drill. Answer the questions, do the dares, blah blah blah.
Espio: At least this is only the first chapter, so we don't have to worry about-
Gavin: So you folks reading out there won't be COMPLETELY bored, Tucker got a friend to right a pre-review, which we'll be answering right now!
Espio- #!$#!
crash lareau:
Hmm...how shall I do it...? I know... I'll turn you into a flea! A harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box. And then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives...hehehe...AHAHAHAHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
But that's beside the point. The point is: I'm crazy, and SO not sorry for torturing you guys (especially Cream the Rabbit). Speaking of that over-mannered goody-two-shoes snot-nosed little brat, I want her smashed with a hammer. Specifically Amy's. Hee hee hee! My second dare is for Shadow to round-house kick Silver in the back of the head. Oh, the best nostalgia comes from the worst games... Tails is to be set on fire, too, by the way. I also have a question for Espio: How does it feel being a pink ninja (in other words, a complete rip-off of Sakura Haruno from Naruto)? I also have a request: can Match have a few lines of dialogue this chapter?Please? Just for funnies? THNX
Rick:...
Jade:...
Gavin:...
Match: (pops out of nowhere, per usual) Yo, guys. (grabs review) ...Yay. Fire. (set's Tails' head on fire with his pyrokinesis, and poofs away)
Tails: (Screams in agonizing pain)
Rick: Well, that's two parts of the review done.
Gavin: Let's try to do the rest in order (snags Amy's hammer)
Amy: Hey!
(Gavin towers over Cream, preparing to swing)
Cream: Wait! You can't do that!
Gavin: And why not?
Cream: Because, um... it's not rabbit season!
Gavin:... wut?
Cream: Yeah, it's uh... (notices Bean standing right beside her) Duck season!
Gavin: (Looks at Bean, and back to Cream)
Bean: No it's not! It's rabbit season!
Cream: Duck season!
Bean: Rabbit season!
Cream: Duck season
Bean: Rabbit season!
Cream: DUCK SEASON!
Bean: RABBIT SEAS-
Knuckles: I'M CONFUSED! ARGH! (Takes the hammer and smashes Bean, Cream, and Gavin into the stratosphere)
Everyone: (takes a few steps away from Knuckles)
Silver: (bumps into Shadow getting away from Knuckles)
Shadow: Hey! Watch it, punk.
SIlver: WHO'S the punk?
Shadow: (Round-house kick's silver in the back of the head)
Silver: OW! THE BACK OF MY HEAD!
Rick: Aaaaaaaaaaaand then there was one. Hey Espio, quick question.
Espio: What? (reads question)...
Rick: Well?
Espio: I've said it... a hundred times... I'M F********** PURPLE!
Rick: Well, that's the end of it (check's his watch, looks up, and moves a concrete barrier slightly left. Mephiles then crashes through the roof, and lands nuts-first on the concrete.)
Mephiles: (goes cross-eyed in pain) *high pitched* Why don't you just kill me now?
Rick: Alrighty, then. I'm Rick the Porcupine
Jade: I'm Jade the Echidna
Rick: And that little speck in the distance is Gavin. We won't see you next chapter since there's gonna be a new group of hosts. Sayonara! (get's pwned by Espio)
Jade: Ouch. Bye!