Misunderstanding
By: M&M's
Summary: When Jupiter and Mars pass by Cyrus's room…they hear something a little odd. Implied yaoi. The girls are having dirty minds. You'll see.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. Most anime characters claim that's a good thing.
"What are you doing, Mars?"
Mars jumped, spun around, and came face-to-face with her sister Team Galactic commander. She blushed, giggling the little, high-pitched laugh that meant she was doing or planning something she shouldn't. She grabbed Jupiter by the wrist, pulling her down.
"Listen."
The purple-haired girl put her ear to the door and what she heard make her turn bright red in disbelief. Cyrus…And Saturn…?
"It hurts, Master Cyrus…oooh! Please don't push any harder!"
"Stop whining! This is for your own good!"
"But it hurts!"
Finally, Jupiter lifted her head away from the door and stared at Mars, who was grinning and was trying, and failing miserably, to hold back her hyper giggles. "Well," the fourteen-year-old asked, "What do you think? Personally, it makes a lot of sense if you ask me! Have you seen the way Saturn stares at Cyrus? It just spells L-O-V-E!"
She placed her ear back in the position it was when Jupiter interrupted her and resumed listening to the men on the other side of the door.
"I told you to use the bloody lotion!"
"Will you calm down and brace yourself? Just do as I say and we don't need no goddamned lotion!"
"I've been doing as you told me to do, but it hurts too much!"
"Well, if you gave me a chance to pull it out, it wouldn't hurt as much or take as long!"
"Shut up! If I say it hurts, it hurts!"
Jupiter turned to Mars, "You don't think they're doing…do you?" Mars looked at Jupiter, then back at the door, "Well it sure sounds like it!" After a few more minutes of waiting, the two could stand the curiosity and the wait no longer. Mars thrust open the door and saw…
Saturn lay on Cyrus's bed, his foot being held up in the air, glowing purple stingers sticking out of it. Cyrus held up Saturn's foot, tweezers in one hand, a bottle of aloe tucked under his arm. Both looked very surprised.
Saturn's face broke into a grin, "So I guess you two heard, huh? After y'all two went shopping, I got some grunt's Golbat mad at me and it ended up using Poison Sting and well, yeah…Here I am!" Cyrus pulled the last Stinger out of Saturn's foot, making the deeper blue-haired boy on the bed wince and let out a string of curses.
Cyrus turned to the girls, "Was there something that you girls needed?" The two girls looked at each other.
"No, nothing's wrong," Mars said, closing the door, leaving Saturn and Cyrus with confused expressions, "Just a misunderstanding."
I dun know where I got this idea. I jus thought it would be funny to see this happen to Jupiter and Mars-kun.
Well, M&M's, over and out!