Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.
A fic in the brewing for a while, just never really finished. Dedicated to Joulez, loyal reviewer, friend and orange flavoured chew toy.
"Ow! It burns!" Harry yelped as Madam Pomfrey rubbed some healing cream on his arm.
"That is the pain that comes with Qudditch Mr Potter!" She said and stalked away into her office, leaving a fuming Harry lying on the bed.
Meanwhile, somewhere in paradise...
"I call this meeting of the order of phoenix to order! First, the register." Said a man as he unrolled a large parchment scroll.
"Sirius Black."
"Here."
"Edgar Bones."
"Here."
"Caradoc Dearborn."
The list went on, naming every deceased member of the Order of phoenix.
"So everyone's here! Now, onto business." He said and with a flick of his wand appeared a picture. It showed Harry walking out of the hospital wing by himself, looking very glum.
Sirius noticed a tear slide down his best friends face but James saw him staring and wiped it away before flashing Sirius a weak smile.
"As we see, our main focus is not happy." He said and flicked his wand, so the picture disappeared. "That's why, we have decided to elect one person to go down in a human form, to help him get over mourning and to train him up to defeat Voldermort." He said and every member looked up.
It was a rare opportunity to send the dead down to earth, because of the dangers of being found out about, in which case, they would be sent back immediately. And although the risk of that was pretty high, considering they were stuck there for anytime from 6 weeks to 2 years, anyone one of them would have died for it (had they not been already dead).
"The member selected to go down to earth for 1 year, as a 16 year old Hogwarts student is... Sirius Black."
Yes, this will be slash, it will be mpreg, it will be longer. Now please
REVIEW