Author's Note: Muhahahahaha! This is breaking all boundaries! Hahahahahahaha! You should listen to the song with reading this! It makes it TEN TIMES FUNNIER!!!
Disclaimer: Do you people honestly think I could write the awesome Twilight and New Moon? Well…I DIDN'T! SO DON'T SUE! I DON'T OWN IT!...I also didn't write the twelve pains of Christmas! I don't own squat…I wish I did.
Twelve Pains of Christmas Twilight Style!
Everyone: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Jessica Angela and Lauren: Is finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…
Edward: Rigging up the lights….
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Jasper: Hangovers….
Edward: Rigging up the lights….
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Emmet: Sending Christmas cards….
Jasper: Hangovers….
Edward: Rigging up the lights!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Emmet: Sending Christmas cards….
Jasper: Hangovers…
Edward: Rigging up the lights!!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Bella: Facing my in-laws….
Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Emmet: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards….
Jasper: Hangovers….
Edward: Rigging up the LIGHTS!!!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Jacob: The Salvation Army….
Bella: Facing my in- laws….
Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Emmet: Sending Christmas cards….
Jasper: Oh jeez…look at this….
Edward: I'm trying to rig up these LIGHTS!!!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree…
Everyone: The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Alice: I want a transformer for Christmas!
Jacob: Charities…and what do ya mean YOUR in-laws?!
Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Emmet: Uhh…making out these cards….
Jasper: Why don't you just get me a beer, huh?
Edward: WHAT! We have NO EXTENSTION CORDS!!!!!!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Carlisle: Finding parking spaces….
Alice: Daddy, I want some candy!
Jacob: Donations!
Bella: Facing my in-laws….
Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Emmet: writing those cards….
Jasper: Hangovers….
Edward: NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING!?!?!?!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Rosalie: Batteries not included?
Carlisle: No parking spaces….
Alice: Buy me something!!!
Jacob: Get a job ya bum!
Bella: Oh…facing the in-laws….
Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Emmet: Yo-Ho! Sending Christmas cards!
Jasper: Ah, jeez…
Edward: ONE LIGHT GOES OUT, THEY ALL GO OUT!!!!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The eleventh at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
Esme: Stale T.V. specials!!
Rosalie: Batteries not included?
Carlisle: No parking spaces….
Alice: Mom! I gotta go to the bathroom!
Jacob: Charities….
Bella: She's a witch…I HATE HER!
Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Emmet: I don't even KNOW half these PEOPLE!!
Jasper: Oh, who's got the cherlet paper, huh?
Edward: GET A FLASHLIGHT! I BLEW A FUSE!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….
Everyone: The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….
The Volturi: Singing Christmas Carols….
Esme: Stale T.V. specials!!
Rosalie: Batteries not included!
Carlisle: NO PARKING!!
Alice: (baby crying)….
Jacob:…Charities….
Bella: Gotta make 'em dinner!
Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Emmet: I'm not sending 'em this year, THAT'S IT!!
Jasper: Shut up, you!
Edward: FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!
Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Note: REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!