A/N: So I asked myself this question one day: "Wouldn't it would be cool to know what are in each of the Pretty Committee member's purses?" Well, no ones ever written about it, so I decided to write a comedic one shot (well, actually a five shot, because there are five PC members) about that. Please R&R, it helps, and plus, depending on the amount of reviews I'll get, I'll write about every other Clique character's purses (or bags/wallets for the guys…). Thanks for reading, and a future thanks to those who review!

Name: Massie Block.

Bag: Black and white BCBG Accessories bag.

Comment on bag: "It's probably the best bag you'll see in your life, you EW."

We observe it's contents…: In the main compartment, we see a matching BCBG wallet loaded with four different credit cards, a small amount of extra cash (18000 US$), and a picture of her pug, Bean. Dig deeper, and we see a purple Razer, decorated with add-on crystals, which happens to be flashing…Massie, you better check you text messages. Maybe it's Derrick…you think your love life is over? Wink Wink…

We also see a cute pair of Dolce and Gabana sunglasses, which probably look very hot on you in summer…well, actually, all seasons if we really think about it. A metallic silver iPod is sticking out beneath the cell, its head phones connected and hidden. "…it's just too little too late, too little too wrong, and I can't wait…" Whoops, Massie, you forgot to turn off your iPod! By the way, are you playing that in sweet memory of Chris Abelay? Ah, we also see your Palm Pilot, which, by the way, we heard you keep all your "Current State of the Unions"…but don't worry, we'll spare you, we won't look.

We are able to see a Diva accessories complimentary key chain holding four keys, one to the front entrance to the Block Estate, one to the stables where you constantly visits your horse, Trixy, one to the indoor fitness center in the Block Estate basement, and one to the PC's secret room where they watch certain peoples secrets revealed in ESP. We also observe a pack of Excel Gum, pink bubble mint, oh please, won't you share? Or wait, maybe you're saving that to freshen your mouth for some lip locks with Harrington…

In the small pocket, there seems to be a cosmetic bag, filled with four different emergency Glossip Girl lip glosses, (Peaches and cream, Maple Pecan and Walnut, Sugar Cherry, and Chocolate Fudge), a mini Estée Lauder kit containing mini eyeliner, mini mascara, both black, and a small tube of under eye cream, and we also see a pair of emergency tweezers. We hope to God, and for Derrick's sake, that you pluck your chin hair.

Finally, we reach the last compartment (Wow, your purse is quite roomy…), a zippered pocket inside your purse. Inside, there is a bright purple pen, very cute, and a small notebook. This time, we've ignored your privacy and peeped inside to find that it's an address book, with everyone's access information. By the way, who's this William Block guy? Not someone we should be telling Derrick about, should we? Because, you know, he'd be pretty jealous, and he may- No! Never mind, he's your Dad! Heh Heh, our bad…yeah…uh, we'll just be going now…Thank you very much. You may continue plucking that chin hair now.

A/N: Cute? Awesome? Hilarious? Or…lame? No, no, it's probably one of the first three. Anyways, lol, please R&R, I really do want some opinions on this! Thanks!