A/N – This is my first fanfic, so please don't judge it too harshly. I don't know how often I'll update it, probably whenever inspiration strikes me to write, but I do know that I'll do my best to finish the story with an ending I'm satisfied with *insert evil laugh here*. Sorry if the characters act a bit out of character at times, I've probably just modified them a bit to fit the story better. This story takes place during The Order Of The Phoenix, and 2 weeks after the giant war, and I'm going to say that Apollo wasn't turned human, he had a different punishment instead, because I want to put Leo in the story and I can't do that if he's off on Apollo's quest. Also Percy retook the Achilles Curse, no reason in particular, I just wanted him to have it. If you have any ideas on why he'd retake it feel free to share. Anyways, on time to start the story!

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!

We Learn About A School Most Definitely Not Called Pigpimples

Italics is Greek/Latin. Yes they're different languages, but it's easier for me.

Percy

There was another quest. Of course there was. I just can't seem to catch a break can I? First the Titan War, then I get kidnapped and sent away for months, then there was the Giant War. Great. Just great. I walked up to the Big House, thinking (Yes I do think thank you very much!) about what the quest would be about. Of course, there was the very slim possibility that there wasn't a quest, but when Annabeth woke me up this morning and told me Chiron wanted to see us, a quest was the first thing my mind jumped to.

I pushed the door open and walked inside to see Chiron, the rest of the 7,(Leo had flown in on Festus with Calypso about a week ago, I like to think he learned his funeral crashing skills from me), as well as the Stolls, Nico, Thalia, and Will gathered around the ping-pong table(A/N I'm pretty certain it was a ping-pong table, and I want to get this chapter up and running asap so I didn't have time to look through all the books to double check if it was a ping-pong table or not. Sue me. PS please don't, I don't have a lawyer) talking. Leo was practically bouncing off the walls with impatience. Their heads all swiveled round to look at me as I came in.

"Perce! Finally, we've been waiting for you," Jason called. I went and stood next to Annabeth, and kissed her on the cheek.

"As cute as you two are, you've kept Leo cooped up in this room without bursting into flames for this long, and he's probably going to explode," Piper said.

"Okay okay. So Chiron, what's the quest?" I asked.

"Astute observation Percy," Chiron remarked.

"So, I'm just going to be blunt here. Witches and Wizards exist," he said. Ignoring the splutters of disbelief coming from most of us, he continued. "Millennia (A/N, Not sure if millennia is how long wizards have been around for in canon, but this is my fanfic, so I can say what I want! Muahahaha) ago the goddess of magic Hecate blessed a certain group of mortals with the ability to use magic. They call themselves wizards and witches, and non-magical people muggles. There are 3 types of magic using wizards- pure-bloods, half-bloods and muggleborns. Years ago, there was a dark wizard who rose to power, and he sought to wipe out anyone who wasn't a pureblood. His name"-Chiron took a breath-"Was Lord Voldemort."

Everyone cracked up laughing. Leo and the Stolls were on the floor howling with laughter, Jason, Frank, and I were clutching our stomachs, and the girls looked like their faces were going to split open. Even Nico was laughing, well, he was more cackling than laughing.

"LORD MOLDYSHORTS!" Leo screamed from the floor, and I wiped tears from my eyes.

"Lord Voldywarts" I giggled (It was a very manly giggle). Chiron rolled his eyes and let us finish. When we were quite done, he continued.

"Along with his followers, who were called Death Eaters"-

Everyone burst out laughing again.

"What's with these names?" Frank asked.

"Who would want to eat Thanatos?" Hazel asked. Chiron let us finish laughing, then continued.

"15 years ago, he attacked a baby boy and his family. After killing both of the parents, he turned on the child." Everyone grew sombre at this point. I mean, who murders babies?

"Somehow the child survived the killing curse, and was taken to his relatives. This boy is Harry Potter, and the wizarding community calls him The Boy Who Lived. Your quest is to go undercover as wizards from the Delphi Institute of Magic, and protect him and his two friends Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger from Lord Voldemort, who returned from the 'dead' last year."

Nico scowled. "Voldy's name wouldn't happen to originally been Tom Marvolo Riddle would it?" he asked. When Chiron nodded, his scowl deepened. "That guy causes Dad and I so much paperwork it's unreal!" He exclaimed. When we all looked at him he blushed.

"What? Paperwork is the bane of my life."

"What's the magic school called?" asked Annabeth.

Chiron sighed. "Hogwarts."

And we all collapsed laughing again.

"PIGPIMPLES!" cried Leo.

"Yes yes, I get that the name is a bit silly, but be careful not to disrespect it, as it is one of, if not the most prestigious wizarding schools in the world." Chiron said.

Piper raised her hand. "Aside from Hazel, the rest of us can't do magic. How are we going to blend in if we can't do the same magic as them?" She asked.

"Hecate is going to bless you with the ability to perform magic, as well as teach you everything a 5th year would know, as well as some extra magic. Your appearances will also be altered to 15 year olds, to blend in better."

This news was followed by out angry outbursts-

"Aw c'mon!"

"I don't want to be a Chinese-Canadian baby man again!"

"But the ladies love the McShizzle!"

(A/N Guess who said what! I'll choose a couple people who get it right and put you in an author's note or something like that. I dunno yet)

Our outbursts were cut off by a figure emerging from a cloud of white mist.

"Lady Hecate." We all knelt in respect.

"Rise heroes." She said, and we rose. (Hey, you can't disobey a goddess without being smote).

"Are you ready to receive my blessing?" Hecate asked. I nodded, as did the rest of us.

She started waving her hands in an intricate pattern, and we all glowed with a brilliant light. I half expected Nico to hiss at it.

I felt a new strength course through my veins, kind of like when I touch water. The glow faded, and with it the strength.

I blinked a couple times, then looked around and struggled not to laugh.

Everyone had changed to 15 year olds. Leo was even scrawnier than before and Frank had gone back to baby-man form. Nico and Hazel had aged forward, Hazel was taller and her eyes brighter, and Nico also grown taller, and he'd also put on more muscle. (A/N I'm too lazy to describe the rest, so I'll leave it up to your imagination.) Will tried to hide his blush when he looked at Nico, but failed miserably.

"I will now give you all the knowledge a 6th year would possess," announced Hecate.

"But aren't we going as 5th years?" asked Frank.

"Well yes, but I think it would be helpful for you to possess knowledge over your level so you can do well in your classes," Hecate explained.

"That makes sense," I said.

Then Hecate touched my forehead, and I collapsed.

I AM A LINE BREAK LALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALALALALALLAALALLA

HARRY

"So let me get this straight. Hogwarts is having some exchange students, and Dumbledore's asked us to host them here. At Grimmauld Place. The headquarters of the Order." I asked, disbelievingly.

"Well yeah," replied Hermione.

"Wonder what they're like?" Ron pondered.

"They're also coming in about a week, so we'll have 2 weeks to get to know them before school starts," Hermione said. "But we shouldn't be worrying about them, we should be thinking of your hearing!"

"Yeah. In the excitement I almost forgot," I grumbled.

"You talking about the exchange students?" asked Fred (or was it George?) coming in the door.

"Mum says dinner's ready," said George (or was it Fred?) following him in.

Ron leapt up and was out of the room in a flash, me and Hermione following him out, with the twins behind us.

A/N Sorry about the ending. It's a bit terrible I know, but I wasn't sure what else to put, and if I put anything more it would have felt forced to me. I dunno. I also want to give all the demigods animagus forms, just cause. If you have any suggestions for them, let me know. The nest chapter should be up reasonably soon, but in case it isn't, I apologise in advance.

Till next time

-TheEmeraldBadger