Disclaimer: It's nearing Christmas; I don't own the characters, don't sue me.
Letters to Granger
He didn't think it odd, not in the slightest. After all, they were only letters. Insulting ones at that. He had never meant to carve a conversation out with her. It just happened. He was partially to blame; he had sent the first four. But still, she shouldn't have replied. There again, he would have never have found the object of his hearts desire if she hadn't.
Granger,
You're a Mudblood.
Malfoy
Granger,
I find you highly sickening. Your hair is a putrid brown.
Malfoy
Granger,
I dislike you with all the hate and contempt I can muster.
Malfoy
Granger,
I'm going to kill you and your little friends one-day. Just you wait.
Malfoy
Malfoy
I haven't the slightest notion to why you are sending me letters, least of all a care for the content, but would you please stop? You have a very irritating owl, I'd strongly advise you to get a new one. Seeing how you are almost always bragging about how much money you have, this should not be a problem.
Granger
Granger,
Glad I can irritate you.
Malfoy
Malfoy,
If you do not stop this instant I am going to get Ginny Weasley to perform her Bat-bogey hex on you, and trust me, it hurts.
Granger
Granger,
Why, exactly do you think I'd trust you? Don't have such a high opinion of your self just because you're friends with Scar-Head.
Malfoy
Malfoy,
I have to inform you that Harry is ten times better then you'll ever be. And if I have a high opinion of my-self, then that makes you the King of Egotists, you arrogant, childish, git.
Granger
Granger,
I am deeply appalled by your colourful vocabulary and the fact that you think Scar-Head is 'ten times better then me'. How would you if know he is? You don't even know me.
Malfoy
Malfoy,
I don't want to know you, either.
Granger
Granger,
You're going to have to get to know me whether you like it or not. Professor McGonagall has so very kindly offered me your services as a tutor in Transfiguration. Just to be spiteful I said yes. See you in the library at eight. I'm going to prove to you that I am a whole lot better then Scar-Head.
Malfoy
Malfoy,
As I've informed you before, you're a git.
Granger
P.S. Bring your 'An Advanced Guide to Transfiguration' book by Emeric Switch.
Granger,
I am insulted. You've wounded me deeply. One wonders whether I'll be able to make our tutor session.
Malfoy
Malfoy,
If you don't turn up in the library ateighton the dot, I'm going to kill you. I did not spend my time between writing these ridiculous letters anddigging out all of my Transfiguration notes for you not to come.
Granger
Granger,
Learn how to take a joke. Isn't threatening me with a death penalty taking it a little too far?
Malfoy
Malfoy,
Quite frankly, no.
Granger
Granger,
I think I love you.
Malfoy
Malfoy,
You are ridiculous. Were you dropped on the head as a baby, or put under the Imperious curse in the last two minutes?
Granger
Granger,
I'm afraid not.
Malfoy
P.S. I'm making my way down to the library straight after I've written this, don't forget.
Yes, he definitely had found the object of his hearts desire. The problem was snagging her before Weasel-King did.
A/N: Pure, plotless drabble. But review. And for any one who reads Forbidden Love, the writing is going very well which is why I had time to write this. Merry Christmas.
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