Okay, it's official... I'm lifeless. lol?

One beautifully crappy day, many people were skipping weirdly into a diner. Why? Because they wanted to! Anyways, in one of these diners, was a blue-haired man, named Stuart Pot, also known as 2-D of Gorillaz. But he wasn't eating or skipping there, he was working there! Wearing an outfit consisting of: an attractive-looking tuxedo, polished shoes, his hair how it normally is(spiky and blue), and walking about with a sliver platter.

In, walked a few girls, instantly noticing Stuart.

"Hey, isn't that 2-D?" asked one of the, obvious, Gorillaz fangirls.

"I... I think it is! Omigosh!"

"Wot's 'e doin' 'ere?" questioned another girl, with a strong, cockney accent.

Stu noticed these girls gawking at him, and decided to hide his hair, being as it probably attracted their attention. He grabbed the hat off of a random man, and slid it on his head.

"Hey! What's the big idea?" yelled the, now, hat-less man.

"S-Sorry 'ir! Ah need ta 'ide from those gurls!"

"O-Okay? Pardon me, but, why?" he asked, cuurrrriiioouusssslllllyyyyyy.

"Yew... ya dun't recognize meh?"

"No."

"Oh... gewd!"

"..."

"Err, carry on!"

He rushed off to hide from those girls. (A/N: This is getting crappier by the seconds. lol) Frantically, he looked around for hide-able spots. He rushed into the bathroom, and locked himself in a stall. Suddenly, he heard voices... girly voices... 'Wot ta fock?' he thought. Then, it hit him. He never did actually look at which bathroom he ran into.

"Oh sheet, oh sheet, oh sheet..." he panicked to himself, as he put his legs close to his chest.

"We let him get away!" sobbed one of the girls.

"Ah blame yew." the one with the cockney accent pointed to one of her companions.

"MY fault? HOW!" the third one screeched.

"Ah dun't know. It jus' is."

2-D giggled a little. The cockney-accented girl was somewhat funny. But, apparently TOO loudly, since he heard the girls stop talking. His heart beated faster and faster. He did NOT want to be caught by those girls, especially in a woman's restroom.

"What was that...?" asked the one that was sobbing earlier.

"Err, ah dunno Ashley. Maybe it was someone tha' 'ikes ta giggle when 'ey pee."

"Oh shaddup, Madi. Be logical." Ashley snapped.

"'ey! 'm jus' sayin'! Some people 'ike yew, can be weird." she snapped back.

"Is that suppose to mean something?"

"Ah dunno. Wot does 'at small man-porn-infested mind of yewr's fink?"

"*gasp* You be quiet about that you—you... virgin." she pointed rudely towards her.

"So? Wot's so wrong wif bein' a 'irgin?"

2-D was listening quite intently on this conversation. It went from a girl crying about how he hide from them, to them calling each other hurtful-ish names. He snapped back into reality after he heard the cockney-accented girl, apparently named Madi, screamed out in pain.

"AHH LEMME TA FOCK GO!" Madi yelled.

"Take back what you said!" the third one was holding back her arms.

"Yeah, you li'l cocky-bitch!" Ashley slapped her across the face, and Madi yelped.

He had heard enough.

"'ey!" He popped his head above the stall and glared at them.

"let 'er go!"

"Oh! S-Sorry 2-D pooey!" Ashley signaled the third girl to let Madi go.

"N-Now leave!" he stuttered.

"B-But why? I love you, 2-D!" weeped Ashley.

"Because yew 'urt tha' gurl!" he pointed at Madi, now spitting blood out of her mouth.

"Fine. Let's go, Sierra." she huffed.

"Okay..." Sierra followed her out of the restaurant.

2-D got out of his stall, and slowly walked over to Madi. Looking her over he saw that she had short, reddish-black hair, pulled back into a short ponytail, leaving her bangs, and two pieces of hair down. She was around 5.5", and was wearing jeans that were cuffed up around the ankles, a blue-shirt that said, "Mr. Strawberry" on it, with a strawberry in a tuxedo, and sandals.

"'ey... are yew... are ya okay?" he asked with honest concern, and stepping a little closer.

Suddenly, she back-handed him across the face.

"Get the fock away from meh!" she growled and ran out of the bathroom.

"Wot... wot did ah do wrong?..." he stood stunned.

Okay! This is going to be my first literal story fic! And tell me if Madi seems like a Mary-Sue... in this story, she was going out with her friends, got into a fight, 2-D had to save her from her own friends, and she slapped him straight across the face! So, tell me whatcha think of her.:D