Disclaimer: I don't own DGM, never did, never will.

Kanda's POV

I hate that beansprout.

Really, I do.

Everything he does, his personality, everything about him really infuriates me.

I hate him so 's always getting to my nerves.

...fine, I admit it, it's a damn lie.

I always lie.

How did everything end up like this, anyway?

Ahn, now I remember...

It was the day I met this beansprout by the name of Allen Walker.

I first saw him there at the Black Order Cafe.

He was Lenalee's friend. And baka usagi's, too.

But I didn't give a shit.

When he was being introduced to me, he held out his hand to me and smiled.

"Kanda, this is Allen. Allen, this is Kanda."

"Hi, I'm Allen Walker."

I slapped his hand away.

"I don't shake hands with freaks."

Then I turned away from him and went to sit on a table at the corner of the Cafe.

It was when the damn rabbit walked to where I was and made a look.

"Yuu, do you really hafta be dat harsh?"

"Oi, baka usagi. Look at me. Do I look like I care?" I glared at him, making him step back a bit. I suppose he knows when I'm really not in the mood to talk with anyone.

And then the freak went to my table.

"Why are you like that? Acting like you have a long pole up on your ass. Or do you have one there...?"

Silence.

"Hey, are you still alive?"

Silence.

"KANDA!"

"WHAT?"

"Can't you respond like everyone does?"

"I don't talk to beansprouts like you."

"I'm not a beansprout."

"Yes, you are."

Then I saw him smirk. That very one that really pissed me off.

"Says the girly BaKanda."

"What did you call me?"

"You heard me. I called you BaKanda. Or do you need some hearing aid now? Wow, I think you're getting deaf."

"Tch, go away from me, idiotic beansprout."

He raised up his hands and turned to walk into another direction.

And me?I just watched him walk out of the Cafe and leave completely.

"I'm out, Kanda. I'll see you next time..."

When he was out of my sight, I groaned.'

What a plain fucking day', I thought, really disturbed by that behavior. ' And there will be NO MORE NEXT TIME.'

That's what I thought...

...because things started to escalate from there.

A/N: Okay, I fucking mixed up the documents and I hope you guys understand... u.u"' This is so embarrassing...