A/N: Yes yes yes, it's crack. It came from a picture my brother had on his desktop, so... yeah. You better laugh, lol. XP
Edward quietly tapped the side of his pencil on the page of notes. Unfortunately, in this world, he had to organize every little thing so that it wouldn't explode at him.
"Everything is so much easier with alchemy." The blond leaned back on two legs of the chair until he was happily reclining. Doing figures in his head, his yellow eyes scanned the page of notes. 'Yes, 3+8 is 11, 40/4 is ten... Oh no.' Edward's eyes went huge as the paper began to fold in on itself.
"SHIT, I DIVIDED BY ZERO!" The explosion was seen from miles away, and Edward Elric was never heard from or seen again.