Title: Same Old Path
Rating: T
Summary: AU; slender!Chouji. "I had always felt like I was tying him down, and I didn't want to be the subject of Ino and Temari's glares anymore." These were Akimichi Chouji's thoughts as he broke up with his best friend, Nara Shikamaru. When Shikamaru sees him again, he believes molestation to be the answer to win him back!
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Shikamaru couldn't help but stare at the slender, swirl cheeked blond who was currently drinking from a can of soda, small droplets of sweat slowly making their way down the blond's pale skin, well, the skin that was visible... The smaller male was standing near the pop station with a one-strap bag over his shoulders dressed in a white tank and a pair of very short crimson cotton shorts.
"Erm, hey," the taller male said, attracting the other male's attention which caused both to stare at each other in shock.
"Shikamaru?!" the blond exclaimed.
"Chouji!!"
"It-It's been a long while..."
"C'mere."
"A-Ah... I don't think so."
"I know what you're going to do!"
"Really?"
Chouji blushed pink. He had been the darker haired male's lover once upon a time. Shikamaru acted like the blond hadn't learned anything from having slept with him for a while...
"I'm wearing shorts, Shikamaru."
"And?"
Grr! the blond thought. He's toying with me!
"Shikamaru, don't sma--"
Smack!
"AH!"
The young Nara smirked lightly as the blond rubbed his stinging bottom.
"GRR!"
Chouji attacked, tackling the teen to the floor, spilling his drink everywhere as Shikamaru blushed red. Oh yesss. He loved it when the blond got "angry". Soon, Chouji would be his once again, when he managed to pull off those lovely shorts the teen was wearing...
Now that Chouji was smaller, much, much smaller, it made it easier to turn the tables on him fairly quickly and the perversion began.
"NO, Shika--AAH!"
Inner Shikamaru howled with evil laughter.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Victory is troublesome...Although, it has its benefit.