Ok so this is a RELLY random story that I thought of from reading other funny/random stories. I cannot thank each writer because I don't know there names, but thanks unknown writers!

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto. If I did then things would be way different and Saskue would be dead.

~Naruto's Pov~

It was a normal night for Khona. People going home, training, arriving from missions, chases a drunk Junnjuric, wait…..WHAT?!

Naruto ran through the village at top speed. He didn't understand what happened, he was at a bar with kaka-sensei, Sakura, and Sai. Kaka-sensei had been reading his book when suddenly he looked up with a mischievous look in his eyes and then said "Hey naruto you must be thirsty here have some of this." I took it happily. I was thirsty. Though right as I put the cup up to my mouth I heard "Wait! Naruto don't drink that!" from Sakura. Too Late. I drank it in one huge gulp. It was so good! But, I recognized it. It was Sake. My eyes widened a little bit. I gave Kaka-sensei a look and he pored me more. He gave me another one after I finished that cup. And kept refilling it in till there was only one drink left. By that time I had grown VERY drunk and hyper. I think I saw a few things of black and red but, I wasn't sure. I drank the last cup. That did it.

So now here I am, running through khona at super fast speed.

~Kakashi Pov~

I was reading my book. It was very interesting. I noticed dimly that there were akaski members surrounding us. Again. They had been following us for the past few days. By "them" I mean Itachi Uchia and Kisame what- ever- his-last-name-is, and now Deidara and Toby. I was surprised though; I had been putting my team in isolated areas, giving them chances to attack. They never did, though…. Plus it was even more amazing that neither Naruto nor Sakura had caught on to there presence. If they had, they hadn't told me at lest. Sai had, but he's an ex-root so that wasn't surprising. Looking from the corner of my eye I noticed that they were just watching us, almost as if they were studying us. Sai had noticed too. Finally I got tired of there presence so I came up with a plan…It probably would end up turning out bad, but hey, I had to try. I looked back to my book then looked up at my team that was goofing off. They had advanced and become stronger in last few years. Sakura could make a HUGE crater out of just one punch and was an extraordinary medical Nin (which also made her more dangerous). Naruto had become stronger. WAY stronger. (Still a goof ball though…..). Sai (though he has only been with us for a while) has started learning emotions. (Though I have no idea if that's a good thing) well anyway my eyes looked onto a bottle of Sake. I put down my book and then picked it up, and looked directly at naruto and said words I knew I was going to dread later.

"Hey Naruto you must be thirsty. Here, have some of this." I guess I had a mischievous look in my eyes, because as naruto was putting the cup of sake to his mouth Sakura said "Wait, Naruto don't drink that!" Or it was because of all the time she had spent with the hokage.

Of course, it was too late; he had downed it while she was talking. His eyes had gotten a little bit wider. No doubt realizing what it was, but he have me a look and so I refilled his cup. Sakura had her head in her hands, and was glaring at me. I paid no attention to her. I was happily waiting for the explosion. On the last sip of the last drink it happened.

~Akastsuki POV~

We had been ordered to follow and-if possible- get the kuubi-jinjurick. But if not, wait for Deidara and Tobi to come and help. As if we needed help to ketch the kid. We just needed a distraction. For that, we waited. Kakashi, we knew, had been on to our presence since the beginning. The other kid that took Saskue's place, "Sai", had noticed them on the second day. The other two (Sakura and Naruto) had yet to notice their presence, yet. They had been here a week. Kakashi had a plan, or was an idiot, and kept giving chances for them to attack by taking his team to isolated areas, like here. Kisame had wanted to play into it, but I was smarter. If I was going to attack head on I would need a little information. So we watched them. Now deidara and Tobi were here, and we had all the information we needed. It was time to attack. Tuning into the conversation he heard Kakashi say to Naruto "Hey Naruto you must be thirsty. Here, have some of this." The gave the kid a cup of Sake. The pink-haired Kanochie said "Wait, Naruto don't drink that!!" But by then he had downed it and was wanting more.

Deidara asked very quietly "anyone know what that's gonna do to the brat, hm?"

Kisame and Tobi shook there head and Itachi remained quiet, as usual. Trying to figure out what Kakashi was planning.

They watched him down the bottle. The Kanochi had her head in her hands and was glaring at the jonnin. Then on the last sip he exploded. Not really exploded though. More like a drunk hyper ness explosion. Now the brat was bouncing around the room (It was a wonder that he didn't hit anyone). Soon he headed outside and started running around the village. They noticed the Kanochi was sighing and glaring at the same time before muttering a "at least it wasn't as bad as Tsunade-shitsu." Then they saw Kakashi look VERY pointedly at them and say "Lets see who catches him first. Good luck." Then with a chuckle he and his team followed after the kid. Starting the race.