"Han Solo!" Lando couldn't remember the last time he was so surprised. "I heard you were dead."
Han shot him a look that was deeply unimpressed. "And you believed it?"
Lando shifted uncomfortably. "It's been a bad few years. Ben defected, Luke's missing - " He cut himself off. It wasn't like Han could hear him over that much uncontrollable laughter, anyway.
"Where have you been getting your news, the gossip rags?"
"I wouldn't have to if you actually answered your comm every once in a while!"
"That's not the point."
"I bet Leia agrees with me."
"Leave Leia out of this!"
General Hux was about ten seconds away from giving up on both of them. He couldn't remember the last time an interrogation had gone this wrong. What would tell Supreme Leader Snoke?
Chewie solved that problem for him with a blaster.