A/N: Mmmm, well, what can I say? I was bored and that's the result. I don't really know how to describe it, it's just that after last episode I really needed something to cheer me up. As always please excuse me if there are grammar errors, English is not my first language.
Disclaimer: I asked my parents Sam, Dean and Castiel for my birthday, but since they bought me a computer I guess they're still Kripke's properties.
Summary: Cas finds out Lucifer's most terrible plan for the Apocalypse and goes to Sam and Dean to inform them
Lucifer's Terrible Plan
It was a good afternoon for Sam and Dean, no demons, no Apocalypse, no jobs, they were just relaxing at Bobby's home.
Sam was drinking a beer reading an old book blinded in leather while Dean was watching "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" on his brother's laptop.
Suddenly they heard a muffled sound ad behind them appeared a man in a trench coat, they stood up and approached the angel.
"Hey Cas, what's up?" asked the oldest of the Winchesters with his usual smirk on his face
The angel looked at him and burst into tears "I'm so sorry Dean" said the heavenly messenger hugging the man that at that point was genuinely confused and a bit scared.
"Cas! What's happening? You're freaking us out!" Sam said, in his mind images of death and fear.
"I found Lucifer" stated Cas releasing Dean from the suffocating hug
"What the heck does it mean?" asked a barely breathing Dean
"It means that I know where he is and… and I heard his last plan to spread death and fear" said the angel looking at the oldest brother.
"Speak Cas! What are you waiting? The drum roll?" at these words the angel tilted his head in confusion "Never mind, go on"
"He is in Rome, Italy, preparing everything for his last plan" said Castiel looking at Sam incapable of speaking looking Dean in the eyes "I'm so sorry Dean" and he told the guys what he had heard.
Ten minutes later Bobby came back home, three shopping bags on his lap, and the hint of a smile on his face, but when he saw what was happening in his living room that hint disappeared.
"What the heck it's going on here?" asked the man looking at a pale, catatonic Dean, a concerned Sam and a crying Castiel. He got no answer.
After a minute of complete silence Dean stood up, looked up to the sky and yelled with all the strength he had.
"Lucifer, you stupid son of a bitch, can you hear me? I swear on my own life that whatever it will take you'll never, never gonna make it!" then he looked at Cas and Sam and said "Get ready, we're going to Rome"
"Hey you Hamlet! Wait a second" said Bobby approaching the three men "No one leaves until one of you morons informs me of what's going on"
"We gotta go Bobby, this time Lucifer won't get away with it" said the youngest Winchester with determination.
"Listen Bobby, I know it's hard but you must know, Lucifer's last plan is to eat all the pies in this world and to curse all human kind forbidding them to eat it" a single tear fell down Dean's eyes "That's why now we gotta go, but don't be afraid Bobby we'll stop him!"
Before Bobby could say something the three were disappeared.
"Idiots!"
The End
Well, I really enjoyed writing it and I hope you enjoyed reading it, I'm also thinking about "The Fantastic Adventures Of Dean, Sam And Castiel In Rome" (my heart melt at the thought of them and me in the same place, or at least in the same city). Let me know what you think.