Note to readers: I do not own PJO or HOO or HP

Percy Jackson's POV
The first thing I thought of when Chiron told me there's wizards is great, first Greek gods, then roman ones, then just as I thought things can't be any crazier, I met a couple of Egyptian magicians and we worked together to defeat some bad ass monsters that were trying to destroy the world. The world can't get crazier right? then Chiron hits us with the whole witches and wizards are real thing. So naturally I had to ask Whether Chiron is a wizard or not and this is his exact words.

"Of course I am! I have been using wands and spells ever since Hecate invented them!" Chiron said proudly as he waved one of his arrows and it turned into a wooden stick. Bad trade if you ask me. Then with a wave of the stick, Chiron summoned a big platter of seafood complete with roasted lobsters, scalloped potatoes, thick moats of gravy and topped off with a flowered shaped tin foil.

"Seafood? Are you doing this just to piss me off?" I asked as Chiron ate the tin foil and dissipated everything else with a wave of the knobby stick in his hand.

"Yep, Perseus, and I am going to continue to do so until you accept the fact that there's witches and wizards." Chiron said as he summoned a flat screen TV that is playing on the Air vs Water channel, and the host is seriously biased because the host keep on exclaiming wow! majestic! and absolutely terrifying to all of the exploding airplanes while booing at the whirlpool.

Without further ado, I quickly took out riptide pull off the cap and pressed the blade against Chiron's neck, or should I say Nico's neck. "Cut it Nico, you're the worst actor ever."

"How did you know that it was me?" Nico asked wide eyed as the mist drifted off of him in light wisps constantly shifting its color and size.

" Gee, the goading and the sense of humor kinda gave it away?" I said sarcastically."Now where's Hazel? I am going to threaten her by sending the picture of Frank kissing her on the Olympian Times if she ever does that again."

" Okay, so do you believe in wizards now?" Nico asked hopefully, because Chiron (the real one) promised to give him a special crystal that could summon any spirit you want from the underworld.

" Yeah, I believe Chiron, it is just that I need sometime alone to sort out my mind from this craziness." I said as I gestured at my surroundings. Sometimes I feel like I am going mad." Then I turned around and found that Nico had already shadow traveled away, probably off to claim his award.

I sighed as I walked towards the big house, after the giant war the gods revealed that there's other gods alive, some of the more powerful ones are Egyptian & Norse gods, though most gods had fallen asleep as time passed and faded into nothingness,but of course the gods doesn't part with information unless it was essential for a quest, and turns out that there's a chaos snake that's trying to destroy the world, and guess what? I am the person responsible for killing it.

I was like: Whoa! you want me to help some Egyptian wizards to contain a serpent who belongs in a world I knew nothing about until two seconds ago? Hell no! But then Athena said if I succeeded I would win her approval for me to marry Annabeth. So I accepted and it wasn't that bad, the worst part was play basketball against the baboons, who wiped the floor against me in basketball, literally.

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When I accepted the quest to protect Harry Potter so that he can fulfill his destiny and kill Voldemort, going to a school in England isn't what I envisioned, so you can imagine my surprise when Hecate told us that we must go to London, England and attend the school that Harry Potter is going to.

"My heroes, you must attend Hogwarts, don't worry about not knowing magic. I already enchanted your weapons so that it appears to be wands to the wizards, as for doing magic, just do what they tell you and my blessing will take care of the rest.

"Wait, the school built to honor you is named after a skin condition on a pig's skin?"Nico asked incredulously as he started out laughing hysterically followed by Annabeth and I. I know that it is a bad idea to insult the goddess that is leading a quest that you're going on, but I just couldn't help it.

"It represents being a pain in Ares's butt, it is a place of peace, of unity. I was pretty mad at Ares when I named the school okay?" Hecate huffed indignantly as we laughed even harder.

6 hrs of laughing later...

Percy: I did not laugh for six hours!

Nico: I think I only laughed for five. :-)

Annabeth: I would never laugh at something that immature.( Tries to look superior )

Percy and Nico: Rrrrright.

*Annabeth turns to me** I gulp at the murderous look that she is giving me*

Annabeth: Get on with it.

*I run*

Long story short, Hecate got pissed and the trio for laughing at her lack of naming talents and teleported them to Diagon Alley.

Nico's POV

The first thing I thought of when I saw all the people moving around in black robes and wearing pointy hats was "Wow! wait until I take a picture of this and show all of my friends"

"We have to wear those robes for a whole year?" Percy said, mortified, " I would rather let Aphrodite chose my wardrobe instead of wearing this."

"Stop complaining Seaweed brain, our cover is American exchange students, so we can just wear whatever we want. Though I think Nico would looove to wear them." Annabeth said as she smirked at me as I blushed a crimson red at her remark. It issg