Authors Note
I have to say that this was coming. It was always coming. -tubendo-
Chapter 1
My eyes stung. I was burning, inside and out. I reached out to grab my sword. All I saw was a dark red haze. It slowly came to me. Bit by bit. I was in the Nether. Lava waterfalls and all.
I think I was partially paralysed. My diamond sword was a few meters away. It was my only chance of survival. And my last remnants of what was a pretty good life.
Seriously. After all the zombies and shit, I wouldn't expect to find myself here. I thought I'd be making my new jungle tree house, enjoying life.
A hand grasped my foot. It was large and strong. I knew who it was. The big old fella who I tried to kill. Well at least I tried. I kicked and squirmed. He was pissed, I could tell, by the way he had probably been crushing my foot.
I decided on a new tactic. Above me was a gravel plateau. Levied on a thin layer of soil. Or was it hell soil. I didn't know. My ideas were focused on killing the big bastard once and for all.
I grabbed my hoe. Ah, yes, good memories of the once useless hoe. With all my might, I flung it into the soil, causing a eye dropping chain reaction.
With a final kick I squirmed free. A the gravel started to plummet onto the ground, I grabbed my sword and made a jump for it. Luckily there wasn't a sea of lava underneath that cliff. Or this story would of never been told.