A/N: I still can't really make any real chapters other than prologues... Anyway, this plot is still thanks to Elise The Writing Desk. Hope you all enjoy this!


Black could feel multiple veins popping on his head.

"Sorry but I don't want the kitchen to be destroyed so no, you can't ever be inside, Black."

"Haha! I agree with White on this one~"

"No, Black. Just stay put."

"We're older so it's probably best if you won't ever get out and listen to us."

Black clenched his hands and glared at his two siblings –or was it just his friends?

"Shut the hell out!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. "I'm fucking bored as hell and I'll go to whatever fucking place I want!"

A lookalike –twin, perhaps?– shook his head in disagreement.

"Black, you do understand that you aren't responsible enough to ensure you won't cause chaos, don't you?" he asked with a raise of an eyebrow.

"Tch. I am fucking responsible, White!" Black argued back.

The other male, a brunette, laughed hard at the sentence like it was a joke.

"Black and responsible in one sentence? Haha! The world is ending!" he said aloud, earning a chuckle from White and a glare from Black.

"Haha. Fucking funny, Ace." Black deadpanned and rolled his eyes.

He then turned around and kicked the door open. He stopped to turn at the narrowing eyes of the other males.

"White, you're just my fucking twin and Ace, you're just my damn cousin. You can't fucking tell me what to do and I'll fucking prove to you guys I'm fucking responsible. You two will fucking be damn when that happens!" Black shouted as his last words before he really left to some place where he could be responsible.

"Bet forty bucks he'll come back after 15 minutes." White started with an amused smirk after some time of silence.

"Bet fifty it'll be 10 minutes." Ace smirked back with equal amusement.

...

"Now, how to fucking prove I'm responsible?" Black thought aloud.

He was currently in his ship flying to the galaxy and to be a point, he would gladly admit he was in fact a living creature from space –or simply what humans would call aliens.

Though, he would like to say that no aliens weren't those green and ugly creatures that the humans had deemed as aliens. Aliens were simply like humans but they did have some things that couldn't be considered as human trait.

Anyway...

"I know!" the alien smirked in satisfaction. "I'll fucking get myself a damn pet to prove I'm fucking responsible!"

He then pointed at a planet near him.

"And my fucking stop's Earth!"

...

"How many minutes had it been?" Ace asked bored as he watched some shows in the television.

White raised an eyebrow at his boredom and paused his cooking to stare pointedly at him.

"Ace, it's just been a minute since Black left." he shook his head. "How come you're bored already?"

"Eh? But it feels like hours since Black left!" Ace whined like a child promptly making White roll his eyes.

"Really now." White continued to cook their dinner since he's the most responsible after all.

A silence occurred them before Ace decided to break it.

"White, you're like a house wife!" he laughed hard and clearly pointed at the male.

Wam!

White stared at his arms with a frying pan and quickly turned back to cooking though there was still a vein on his head.

...

Black stared at the young girl, no older than ten, in front of him while said girl stared back blankly.

"Aliens?" she questioned more to herself than the other, looking at him and the spaceship near him. "Though they'd be uglier and slimy and green. I guess I'm wrong."

"No shit fucking bitch." Black snorted.

"Excuse me, mister but my name's clearly not bitch but Alice." Alice introduced herself politely though without emotions.

"I don't fucking –" Black stopped suddenly and looked around for any other person. He grinned ear-to-ear as he realized they were alone. "You will do." he nodded to himself.

Alice just blinked in confusion but it turned into an blank one as she was thrown to the spaceship.

"Mister, you do know this is kidnapping, right?" she asked, no trace of fear or anger like this was a normal thing.

"No fucking shit! It's not kidnapping when there's fucking no one trying to fucking stop me!" Black continued to grin that turned into a smirk at the glance he got from the girl. It was emotionless though he could feel disbelief in it.

"Well, it's not everyday I got kidnapped by an alien." Alice sighed and mumbled to herself though Black heard it loud and clear. "Though, at least, I'm not running away from the mafia or gangs."

Black raised an eyebrow to that but just shrugged it. He started the engine. It's not like he should know his pet personally, right?

"What does button do?"

"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ANYTHING!"

"Oh? Sorry?" *push*

"FUCKING SHIT! I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO –"

Bam!

...

Ace and White stared in disbelief at Black and Alice and the girl was breathing evenly due to a candy giving by Black.

"Black, I told you not to cause trouble and though you did not cause trouble, I clearly did not want you to kidnap a child!" White scolded his twin brother who was glaring at him.

Ace was just laughing in amusement while Alice watched in interest.

"I fucking did not kidnap the bitch!" Black defended himself, not caring about the glance he got from the girl with the word bitch. "She's my fucking pet!"

If only, those words seemed to darken White's mood more.

"You don't curse in front of a child." he shook his head in disappointment and walked to Alice. "And because of that, I'll be giving your food to this girl instead."

Black dropped his jaws.

"WHAT?!" he shouted angrily, earning more laughs from Ace.

"Also, you have to cook your own food and clean your dishes." White continued on, seemingly not hearing the curses or glares sent to him by his twin while kneeling in front of Alice. "What is your name, girl?"

"It's Alice, Mama." Alice answered sweetly, making Black and Ace stop whatever they were doing to stare at her in ...well, disbelief.

"Ma...ma?" White stated in confusion, frozen in apparent shock at the name.

"Yeah." Alice nodded though it wasn't a question. "The idiot told me I'm going to stay with you guys so I thought of giving you guys nicknames."

"The idiot's the Idiot and you are Mama since you're responsible." she continued, not really caring about the Black's denial and pointed at Ace. "And you're Brother since you seem to like having fun!"

"Good nicknames!" Ace laughed, really finding the nicknames hilarious. Well, technically, his nickname wasn't that bad in the first place.

Alice nodded in agreement.

"It is so fu –" Black stopped midway due to the glare sent to him. "–freaking not! Why am I the idiot?!"

Ignoring that, White turned to Alice with a soft smile.

"How about you call us by our names instead?" he asked as kindly as he could and pointed. "I'm White." moved to Black. "He's my twin brother, Black." then to Ace. "And that's our cousin, Ace."

"Oh. Nice to meet you, Mama, Brother, Idiot!" Alice smiled politely and bowed gracefully. "I'll be staying with you guys until the spaceship thing's fix!"

"Spaceship thing?" White asked himself with a narrowed eye. He would change the nickname later.

"Fix?" Ace thought aloud before staring at Black who was sweating like bullets. "Our spaceship got damaged, right?"

"Well." Black coughed nervously. "It's the fuc –freaking bi –brat's fault for pushing the buttons!"

"Ace, here's your money." White handed some money to Ace who grinned and then turned to Black. "Black, you're coming with me."

Black would have escape but White had a tight grip on him.

"SHIT!" he could only shout that.

"Want to eat dinner?" Ace asked friendly to Alice who just nodded.

"Sure, why not." she said, taking a bite.

Black could only wonder how he was being punished for trying to be responsible.

...

A/N: Well, I don't know if it's good enough. Anyway, it's completed for now until I find time to write it again. Please review and tell me what you think?