'Kay, this… I don't know why it even exists, it just does. So basically, I have this headcanon that a couple of the dexholders got their hands on a DnD set and this is the result of that.
So, naturally, Drake 'helped' me with this by 'offering helpful advice.' He probably knows more about DnD than I do though, so, bear with us.
Enjoy or hate, whatever happens!
Light filters through the treetops, bathing Eternia Forest in a mythical light. Eight adventurers trek through the woods, one with odd-looking black hair complaining all the while.
"Aw, come on, Silver, why can't we have gone somewhere else? This place is so booring!"
"Because, Solace rolled a three when casting her spell and transported you here, now stop breaking the fourth wall!" booms a voice from the sky and half of the adventurers cower due to the force in the tone. The obvious leader of the group rolled… her? eyes before doing something with a strangely futuristic panel on her staff.
"Right, the dice of fate have gifted us with a six, meaning that we should do…?" the leader trails off, glancing up at the sky with a glare on her face. A sigh can be heard before the voice answers.
"You enter a glade with unicorns resting peacefully, due to Aurum's clumsiness though, the unicorns are startled and ready themselves for an attack."
Suddenly, the scenery around them changes and the aforementioned glade with unicorns in it appears. Ture to the voice's word, Aurum trips over a rock and smashes into the ground, cracking a great number of branches as he does so. The unicorns swiftly glance over and aim their horns at the yellow eyes warlock, making him dash behind the sorceress for protection. Another adventurer checks his sword before commenting on how the dice of fate told him the number four.
"Um." The sound of rustling papers cascades from the sky and the group gathered in front of the magical horses let out groans of exasperation while the horses paw the ground impatiently.
"Alright, Aurum get skewered by the leader's horn and a giant rock falls from the sky, crushing Hue beneath it." the voice echoes, making the mentioned events happen.
"Oh, come on! This is the fifth time that I've been crushed by a boulder and the fifty-sixth time that Gold's gotten skewered by something or other!" with this proclamation, the world around the journeying ones disappears and turns into the cozy basement of a house.
"Oh, great, Hyuu. You just had to go and break the fourth wall again, thanks." gripes a brown-haired teen, throwing his hands up into the air.
"Quit complaining, Black. We needed to stop soon anyway, might as well do it while Gold is withering in agony at the 'mercy' of a unicorn, right?" a girl says brightly, holding out her hand for a fistbump from a redheaded boy sitting to her right.
"Yeah, besides, it's almost six and my mother wants me to come up for dinner," inputs a young man with odd red eyes.
"Tomorrow, ya sissies?"
"Yeah, see you all tomorrow. Bye, Red." The group, minus Red, leaves through the basement door, leaving the Kanto Champion to clean up the aftermath of the session.
"Whatever."
A/N: see, I told you that it is ridiculousness at its finest. This might end up being a multi-chaptered thing, but, I still have to work on Journey of The Heart also. But, I hope that you enjoyed!