Title: "An Ode to a Kiss"
Summary: As the title says; an ode to a kiss. Their first and last one, to be exact.
Pairing: Umbridge/Dementor
Rating: Let's just say PG-13 to be safe, shall we?
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns anything you recognize.
A/N: This just popped up in conversation between myself and Beth (Zahri Seb Melitor) on MSN, when she discovered someone's sig had the words 'Shipping Umbridge/Dementor, I'm just waiting for their first kiss...' No real reason for it, other than I was bored.
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We're about to board this beautiful SHIP
We're going to love it 'til its end
Their hearts, both given
To each other.
When that first kiss occurs,
It'll be the one which ends,
And yet begins,
This beautiful relationship.
Their love's first kiss,
Shall be soul-shattering,
And bring joy and merry
To many people.
These two things,
Now joined together,
Both hideous,
Both horrible.
Never has there been,
Such a love,
Which has caused great
Joy and happiness,
To the world.
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~Laeni, review if you wish.