Hetalia the Beautiful
A\N-My Hetalia parody to America the Beautiful. Sorry if you're insulted. It's meant to be funny. I used to be American too.
I wrote this back in Febuary when I didn't watch many episodes.
O beautiful for spacy heads,
For lots of purple eyes,
For desert islands China Town,
Right next to hungry guys!
Hetalia! Hetalia!
G-d shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From all the shining seas!
O beautiful for Rome's big feet
Whose stern impassioned stress
A thoroughfare of conquering beat
Across the wilderness!
Hetalia! Hetalia!
G-d mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy craziness in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved
Eating hamburgers.
Whom because self their country loved
And Big Romano's cuss!
Hetalia! Hetalia!
May G-d thy gold much hide
Till all success be nobleness
And every fight divine!
Obeautiful for Axis team
Who sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by mortal tears!
Hetalia! Hetalia!
G-d shed his grace3 on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From all the shining seas!
O beautiful for Mint Bunnies,
For aliens named Toby,
For magic that no one believes
Except those who see.
Hetalia! Hetalia!
G-d shed his grace on thee
Till music-hearted Austria
Pushes on the wrong key!
O beautiful for Feli's pasta!
Whose cute, passionate face.
A thoroughfare for Boss Spain's salsa,
Who has tomato taste!
Hetalia! Hetalia!
G-d shed his grace on thee
Till World Meetings be
Calm and peaceful
By England's foot and knee!
O beautiful for glory-tail
Of sleepy Greece's cats.
When once and twice
For Denmark's ale
Countries had a contest!
Hetalia! Hetalia!
G-d shed his grace on thee
Till Egypt speaks, Russia dies from chair
And grenade throws Italy!
O beautiful for Switzy's lawn
Whose grass is nice and clean.
England calls Russia up from deeps
To win an evil war!
Hetalia! Hetalia!
G-d shed his grace on thee
Till silly men keep once again
Thy white-flag jubilee!