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Jin's dream
Hi! I hope you like this humor fic! It's just a crazy idea I had! I'm new here so... Please send me reviews! By the way, I don't own Tekken.
Dark. But, suddenly he appears on a deserted field. All he could hear was a music, very distant. He looks around and finds a tent, a huge tend far away on the field. He starts to run in that direction and after running a while he finally reaches the tent... A circus tent... The music now was louder, it was... Yankee Doodle Dandy?? He walked around the tent, seeing elephants, circus dancers and... clowns!
Clown: Hello young boy!
Jin:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Clown: What is the matter?
The clown laughs and squeezes one plastic flower, throwing water all over Jin.
Jin: MMMMMUUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With that, he starts to run away from the clown.
Jin: I hate clowns, I hate clowns, I hate clowns. I'm afraid of clowns.
Then he sees a familiar face...
Jin (looking at a a bombman): Hwoarang? Is that you?
Hwoarang: The great bombman Hwoarang, for you!
The great bombman Hwoarang enters in the big black cannon. Two minutes later...
Jin: Wasn't it supposed to go "Booom"?
The great bombman Hwoarang (his head out): Could you... light it, please?
He hands Jin a matchbox.
Jin: Oh! Ok! My pleasure.
Jin lights the cannon and the great bombman Hwoarang goes flying with a grey cloud of smoke on his feet.
The great bombman Hwoarang: YYYAAAAAA!!!!!
Jin shrugged his shoulders and moves on, only to find Xiaoyu riding an elephant.
Jin: Xiaoyu! What are you doing in there?
Xiaoyu: Duh!!!! Are you blind? Can't you see I'm on an elephant?
Jin: O....K....
And he walks away.
Lee (carrying a poodle): Hi there Jin!
Jin: Lee? Are you...?
Lee: Yes! A poodle trainer! Come on Ding, Pinky, Milo! Come on!
Jin: Wow! That was strange!
And he continues... And finds Julia training her horses.
Jin: She seems normal! Hi Julia!
Julia: May the spirits be with you Jin...
Jin: Right... See ya then!
Julia: Go with the spirits who protect us from evil...
Jin: Yeah, yeah, whatever!
He walks until he hears a roar. It was King with his tigers. Jin runs away from that place.
Kazuya (reading a paper with a bored voice): Welcome all! Welcome all! Take a look at the Mishima circus where dreams come true... Who wrote this peace of shit?!
Jin: Hey paps! You're-
Kazuya: Don't ask!
Jin: Ok...!
And Jin continues...
Heihachi: I'm telling you Lei Wuling-
Lei: It's Wulong sir!
Heihachi: Whatever! Those cop tricks are getting old, you hear me Wuleng?
Lei: Wulong, sir!
Heihachi: Yeah, yeah! You better come up with something more creative, is that clear Wulung?
Lei: Wulong!
Heihachi: Yeah, now go and make up something good! Damn, that Wulang...
Jin starts walking again and sees another clown. Paul!
Clown Paul: Hi Jinny! I heard you don't like clowns!
Jin: Paul? ........ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clown Paul: What's so funny?
Jin: Look at you! AHAHAHAHA.... Aaaahhh... How funny you are!
Clown Paul (muttering): Damn it... I knew I would get laughs dressed like this!
Suddenly, he hears something ringing. The seventeen years old Jin Kazama wakes up and hits the alarm clock.
Jin (thinking): Man... What a dream!
Jun: Jin! Wake up! Time for school!
Jin (chibi): Shit! I'm late!
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Well... that's it for Jin's dream... What do you think? Please send me reviews... I hope you like this... Don't miss the next dream! Oh, and sorry about some mistakes... ^-^
Jin's dream
Hi! I hope you like this humor fic! It's just a crazy idea I had! I'm new here so... Please send me reviews! By the way, I don't own Tekken.
Dark. But, suddenly he appears on a deserted field. All he could hear was a music, very distant. He looks around and finds a tent, a huge tend far away on the field. He starts to run in that direction and after running a while he finally reaches the tent... A circus tent... The music now was louder, it was... Yankee Doodle Dandy?? He walked around the tent, seeing elephants, circus dancers and... clowns!
Clown: Hello young boy!
Jin:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Clown: What is the matter?
The clown laughs and squeezes one plastic flower, throwing water all over Jin.
Jin: MMMMMUUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With that, he starts to run away from the clown.
Jin: I hate clowns, I hate clowns, I hate clowns. I'm afraid of clowns.
Then he sees a familiar face...
Jin (looking at a a bombman): Hwoarang? Is that you?
Hwoarang: The great bombman Hwoarang, for you!
The great bombman Hwoarang enters in the big black cannon. Two minutes later...
Jin: Wasn't it supposed to go "Booom"?
The great bombman Hwoarang (his head out): Could you... light it, please?
He hands Jin a matchbox.
Jin: Oh! Ok! My pleasure.
Jin lights the cannon and the great bombman Hwoarang goes flying with a grey cloud of smoke on his feet.
The great bombman Hwoarang: YYYAAAAAA!!!!!
Jin shrugged his shoulders and moves on, only to find Xiaoyu riding an elephant.
Jin: Xiaoyu! What are you doing in there?
Xiaoyu: Duh!!!! Are you blind? Can't you see I'm on an elephant?
Jin: O....K....
And he walks away.
Lee (carrying a poodle): Hi there Jin!
Jin: Lee? Are you...?
Lee: Yes! A poodle trainer! Come on Ding, Pinky, Milo! Come on!
Jin: Wow! That was strange!
And he continues... And finds Julia training her horses.
Jin: She seems normal! Hi Julia!
Julia: May the spirits be with you Jin...
Jin: Right... See ya then!
Julia: Go with the spirits who protect us from evil...
Jin: Yeah, yeah, whatever!
He walks until he hears a roar. It was King with his tigers. Jin runs away from that place.
Kazuya (reading a paper with a bored voice): Welcome all! Welcome all! Take a look at the Mishima circus where dreams come true... Who wrote this peace of shit?!
Jin: Hey paps! You're-
Kazuya: Don't ask!
Jin: Ok...!
And Jin continues...
Heihachi: I'm telling you Lei Wuling-
Lei: It's Wulong sir!
Heihachi: Whatever! Those cop tricks are getting old, you hear me Wuleng?
Lei: Wulong, sir!
Heihachi: Yeah, yeah! You better come up with something more creative, is that clear Wulung?
Lei: Wulong!
Heihachi: Yeah, now go and make up something good! Damn, that Wulang...
Jin starts walking again and sees another clown. Paul!
Clown Paul: Hi Jinny! I heard you don't like clowns!
Jin: Paul? ........ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clown Paul: What's so funny?
Jin: Look at you! AHAHAHAHA.... Aaaahhh... How funny you are!
Clown Paul (muttering): Damn it... I knew I would get laughs dressed like this!
Suddenly, he hears something ringing. The seventeen years old Jin Kazama wakes up and hits the alarm clock.
Jin (thinking): Man... What a dream!
Jun: Jin! Wake up! Time for school!
Jin (chibi): Shit! I'm late!
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Well... that's it for Jin's dream... What do you think? Please send me reviews... I hope you like this... Don't miss the next dream! Oh, and sorry about some mistakes... ^-^