Havoc and Splashes!

Jinx Crashes the Pool Party!

Part 1: Let's Get This Party Started!

I knew this party was going to be a bust when I heard that nobody but the champions from the Hall of Justice were going to be here—I mean look at them just sitting on their butts! I mean it's called a pool party for a reason, guys! Not sit-on-your-butts-and-watch-the-water party! Hmm, this party is going to need some livening up! No fear my good people—and monsters—Jinx is here to save, or crash, this party!

Now, let's see what we can fix first… Aha!

I walked over to some empty seats with my pink towel around my shoulders, thinking of how I could bring some action into this snooze fest as I swung one of my blue braids around. I plopped myself on a white lounge chair, throwing my feet up and watched the still waters. Thinking is hard…

I decided to stop thinking for a moment—my brain was starting to hurt—and look around and see what all the other partygoers were doing. Ahri and Riven were chatting up a storm while Vayne and Diana sunbathed—they really needed it too… I watched Katarina gawk at a bunch of guys flexing their muscles; I think they were Darius, Aatrox, Garen and Zac—although I couldn't tell who she was looking at. Eww, and then I watched those two kids in love frolicked towards the beach followed by that guy who likes rocks. This really was a boring party…

"Hey would you like something to drink, young lady?" said a voice next to me. I turned and saw a bald guy wearing these dark shades—maybe he was wearing them to stare at the chicks in their bikinis and not get caught. I pulled my towel over my chest and short, and then I noticed he was holding out a drink to me in a martini glass. I took it and looked inside of it, eyeing it as I swirled it around. "Oh, don't worry it's just soda," He said, catching on to my suspicions, "My name is Lee Sin, but you can just call me Lee, if you'd like." Lee smiled as he put his hand out in front of him.

"I'm Jinx; you can just call me Jinx." I smiled back, shaking his hand. "So Lee, what do you people do for fun around here?" I asked as I sipped some of his soda—mmm it was cherry flavored.

"We do whatever we please here. It is one day out of the summer where all the champions come to hang out from home duties and duties within the Institute of War, so most of us just tend to soak up some sun and relax." He said as he sat on a chair next to me, "In other words, nothing exciting really happens here, besides the occasional diving contest, so it's pretty dull."

"I pretty much guessed that as soon as I walked in here," I groaned, slumping back in my chair. "So are you wearing those shades to stare at girls in their bikinis or what?" I asked smugly pointing at him. Lee turned to me with a hard face.

"I'm blind."

"Ohmygosh I'm so sorry! I had no idea you were blind! I just thought that—" I stammered almost spilling my drink. I stopped when Lee began to laugh. I even noticed that my yelling caused some people to look our way.

"It is no big deal; I have been blind for many years. It does not bother me." He chuckled as he took another sip of his drink. I rubbed the bridge of my nose in embarrassment and took another sip of my drink.

"So what do you do for fun, Lee?" I asked and he sat up in his seat. He smiled down at his drink as he swirled it inside of the coconut.

"Me? I drink." He said, taking yet another big gulp of his drink. Lee sighed with relief, "Do you not want to spend this glorious day enjoying a few cups of good drinks?"

"No, last time I got plastered I blew up a few buildings in Piltover, and not on purpose that time either. What I really want to do is pull some pranks!" I groaned. I noticed Lee stand up and fix his shirt.

"If you desire to pull pranks, I know someone you might enjoy spending time with." He chucked as he lent out his hand. I gladly took it and he pulled me in the direction of the bar. I hope this party gets started soon…

Bonus: Riven vs Yasuo!

"Oh," Ahri sighed as she dipped her long leg in the pool. "What's wrong Riven? You've had a sour face ever since you sat with me." She hummed as she poked Riven's leg. Riven groaned as she looked a row of palm trees that stood next to the two women. "Hmm what are you staring at?" Ahri asked as she leaned over to look where Riven was glaring.

Ahri lifted her shades as she noticed that one of the smaller trees was moving. As leaned in closer she noticed it was Yasuo… Ahri smacked her lip and sat up right.

"Oh it's just him. Don't let him bother you Riven, I know he just wants to ruin your day off." Suddenly Ahri felt a cold splash of water on her shoulders. She gasped loudly as the cold water sent a shiver up her back, making all her nine tails frizz out. Riven looked down at the broken water balloon that missed her. She was angry that it hit Ahri. Riven threw her towel on Ahri's back and stood up to confront the culprit.

"You ass! Watch where you throwing those things!" She yelled.

"Then maybe next time you will think about putting sand in my drink, you brat!" Yasuo yelled from behind the row of trees preparing another water balloon.

I'm not going to let some water ruin my day off! When Yasuo throws that next water balloon, I'll take it so it doesn't hit Ahri again and when he is preparing a next one, I'll strike, Riven thought as she prepared herself for the attack. The Exile watched as the samurai hurled the red balloon at her, and she waited for its arrival. The cold splash of water made Riven's skin crawl, but she held her ground.

"Is that all you got?" She yelled proudly, trying to keep the shiver unnoticed. She waited for Yasuo to turn his back, but all he did was stare wide-eyed at her. Riven noticed that the samurai's face and ears were turning a deep red. "What are you gawking at?"

"Riven! You're bikini top!" Ahri whispered to her. Riven looked down at her chest and screamed. The water had made Riven's white bikini top see through. Enraged, Riven grabbed her boogie board and chased after Yasuo, who dashed off when he realized the Exile would be on her way to chase him. "Those two should really get a room..."

It's summer already? Time to party!- I'm a Yasuo Riven enthusiast.