Ai: Fyrst Vampire Knight fanfic. Go easy ppl.

Ainimi: Hahaaaaaa~ Yuuki so cute. xD

Vampire Knight funny chapter…. Not related to any of the episode!

*I do not own anything!*

Summary: The Vampire knight characters were super bored and they started to talk about them self behind the scene…

Chapter 1: Yuuki is having a sugar rush

Yuuki: *sigh…* nothing to do lately…

Zero and Kaname: What do you mean by nothing to do lately?

Yuuki: I'm so bored!

Zero: You are not getting to the point here!

Yuuki: What did you say?

Zero: I said, YOU ARE NOT GETTING TO THE POINT HERE!

Yuuki: Zero scary! * Hides behind Kaname* Just kidding…

Zero: I'm so going to kill this girl!

Aidou: You cant kill the main character!

Zero: I will kill you then. * taking out bloody rose*

Aidou: Shit… I got to… I got to… I got to hurry down to the shop to buy things for Yuuki since she said she wants to eat it… see yar people… * Leave the place*

Kaname: Yuuki, stop hiding….

Yuuki: No…

Kaname: I count to 3.

Yuuki stood still.

Kaname: 3…

Still standing still

Kaname 2…

Yuuki looking at the floor

Kaname: 1…

Yuuki: I found a Lizard!

Ruka jumps onto a table

Ruka: WHAT WHERE!

Yuuki picks up a dead Lizard

Yuuki: Its dead… I wanted to see its tail snap…

Everyone: Ruka scared of Lizard…

Ruka: Don't scare me like that Yuuki-sama…

Yuuki: Woa… its still moving! * Fake moving her hands*

Ruka: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

Yuuki: Just kidding ^^

Kaname: Is it me or Yuuki is damm random today?

Zero: I forgot to tell you… she got sugar rush from drinking 7 cans of red bull when we had out run in the field today…

Kaname: 7…7…. Red Bull! So sweet!

Yuuki started to ran in circle and actually bangs her head on the wall.

Yuuki: Ouch…

Kaname: That's what happen when you had sugar rush

Yuuki: Just kidding! It does not hurt at all! * started to ran again*

Zero: Someone stop here pls…

Kaname: Nah…. I want to see how long she could go.

30 minutes later…

Yuuki: Need… to… drink….water….

Zero hands her a bottle of water

Yuuki: I want red bull…

Kaname: Drink your water

Yuuki: No!

Kaname: If not, no blood for you tonight

Yuuki: I drink!

Zero: Easier to make her obey…

End of Chapter one

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