Hello my beautiful, lovely, moe llamas~! This will be a bunch of one-shots, showing off Kagome-kun and his boyfriends. I hope you enjoy. Remember to keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

"speaking"

'thoughts'

The voice

~X On with the story X~

Kagome knew this day would come.

The day when Heaven and Hell would one day clash, and the goblins who lived under your bed would steal all of your left socks. That day has come.

Hojo had overstepped his boundaries and Hibari had snapped.

~X Flashback into…The Twilight Zone X~

Today was going to be a terrible day, Kagome could feel it. Sighing he continued to ignore his only three friends who were once again, discussing his love life.

" I bet that she looks like a Lolita." Eri said with a bored expression, making Yuka bristle.

"Silence knave! It's obvious that Kagome-kun is interested in older women. Can't you tell by the submissive air surrounding him?" Yuka exclaimed, nearly throwing a desk at Eri.

Kagome stared at his friends with an annoyed expression. He really wished that they wouldn't do this in the middle of class.

" There really is no reason to be having this conversation, since Kagome-kun is with Hibari-san." Ayumi commented while flipping through a playgirl magazine.

Eri and Yuka looked at her, then at Kagome, back to Ayumi before they exploded with laughter. The very idea of those two being together brought tears to their eyes.

"Silly Ayumi, like those two would ever get together. I mean come on, Kagome's a wimp and Hibari is a monster in disguise as a human so he can eat the souls of small children." Yuka chided.

If only they knew someone like you was actually able to score someone like that. If only they knew.

"Would you four shut up so we can have class," the teacher yelled," It's everyday with you guys! Now shut up before I dial 1-800-choke-dat-ho!"

~X Time skip of Kagome riding a llama X~

Finally it was time for lunch and once again Kagome was with his trio, eating lunch on the roof. He really needed to get new friends. Hmm, or maybe he would just befriend the voice in his head.

Bitch please! Why would I wanna be your friend? Just because I reside in your head, doesn't mean I like you. I'm just here for extra commentary.

. . .

We'll put him down as a maybe.

While Kagome was trying to find some new homies, he never noticed Hojo approaching him. He jumped when Hojo tapped him on the shoulder, nearly making him spill his bento.

What does this guy want. He's always coming over here and bothering us. He needs a high-five…in the face…with a tonfa.

'That's a little harsh, don't you think?'

Not it isn't, Kagome-kun. It really isn't.

Kagome was once again brought out of his musings by Hojo waving his hand in Kagome's face. Kagome snapped out of it and looked up into Hojo's face and noticed his blush. He also noticed Eri and Yuka squealing uncontrollably in the background.

What did he just miss.

Noticing the confused look on Kagome's face, Hojo repeated his question.

"Higurashi-san w-would you like t-to go on a date…with me?" Hojo asked lamely.

Shit's about to get real~!

Poor, innocent, naive Hojo. He never stood a chance.

~X This scene is brought to you by the letter Q and is narrated by Morgan Freeman X~

Slowly the Hojo-rat stalked towards the Kagome-bunny, who was currently caught in a net. (Why was he caught in a net, you ask? Because he was foolish enough to listen to a sign that said free carrots. They weren't even actual carrots. They were mandrakes. Anyway, back to the story.) Unbeknownst to the Hojo-rat an extremely scary beast was lurking in the bushes, watching. Noticing the rat that was near him, the rabbit began to struggle harder.(That's what you get for being an idiot. Now sit in the corner and think about your life.)

Once reaching the still struggling rabbit, the rat began trying to drag the poor creature away. Fortunately for the rabbit, the beast had finally emerged from it's hiding place, a not-so-amused look in it's eyes.

Quickly and without warning the beast- which we shall call the Hibari-wolf -smashed the Hojo-rat's face in with a tonfa.

Seeing as his opponent has been defeated the wolf turns his attention to the rabbit. The rabbit who was once thankful that the wolf was there, now regretted it as he was dragged off by the wolf to be devoured.

That is one lucky rabbit.

(You got it, Morgan.)

~X Morgan Freeman is now leaving the building and calling his agent X~

Kagome sighed as he was laying on the couch in the Hibari's office. He wasn't going to get to go on that date with Hojo. Mainly because Hojo was in the hospital having his jaw wired shut.

~X Please enjoy this time skip while Kagome and Hibari get kinky on a desk X~

"Nng. . . Ahh. . .K-Kyo. . .S-sama!" Kagome moaned as he tried to form a coherent sentence, but was failing epically. You couldn't blame him though, because at the moment Hibari Kyouya was currently pumping two fingers in and out of our precious hero.

"What was that? Speak clearly if you want me to understand you Ka-go-me." Hibari teased as he scissored his fingers, making Kagome arch his back vigorously. Kagome wriggled and bucked his hips as the fingers brushed against his prostate.

Damn him! May the goblins steal all his left socks!

"Gyah. . .S-so-sorry. . .Mmh Ky-kyo. . .Nnng. . . S-sama~!"

Hibari kissed and sucked his way down Kagome's jawline to his navel and stopped. He gently nipped at it before pulling back and pulling his, now wet, fingers out. He gazed down at a flushed Kagome before he started to stroked Kagome's cock at a painstakingly slow rate and prodded at the slit, causing the boy to whimper pitifully.

"Are you truly sorry?" he asked in a mocking tone and tilting his head to the side slightly.

Kagome nodded his head fervently, hoping that Hibari would speed his hand up. Hibari stopped stroking Kagome's weeping member and gave him a surprisingly normal smile.

"I guess we can continue then."

Kagome watched in fascination as Hibari slowly unzipped his pants and released his throbbing erection. Roughly he grabbed Kagome's hips and made sure to dig his fingernails into the soft flesh. A smirk graced his lips as Kagome winced at the pain. Ever-so-slowly he rubbed the tip of his cock around Kagome's entrance coating it with pre-cum. As if testing the waters, Hibari put the tip in, then pulled back out. He repeated this process until Kagome let out a frustrated groan.

Kagome glared at Hibari, who in return smirked at him. All Kagome wanted was to be fucked senseless, but Hibari just had to start acting like a dick.

An incredibly hot dick.

"P-please." Kagome mumbled.

"Please what?"

'This is so humiliating.' Kagome thought.

"Please. . .Put it inside." Kagome begged softly, on the verge of tears.

As if a switch clicked, Hibari suddenly rammed inside Kagome. A short scream of pain escaped Kagome as he screwed his eyes shut, tears leaking from the corners.

A flicker of remorse appeared to cross over Hibari's face as he gazed at the crying boy under him, but at the same time a twisted feeling of pleasure seemed to rise within him. Leaning down, he affectionately licked the tears off the boy's soft cheeks. Oh, how he loved the taste of his adorable herbivore's tears.

Moving at a somewhat slow and steady pace, Hibari watched as the tears turned from painful ones to more of pleasure. Kagome's mind became fuzzy as the pain started to melt into pleasure. He let out a throaty moan as a ripple of ecstasy coursed up his spine thanks to Hibari viciously striking his prostate.

Encouraged by the erotic sound, Hibari began to haphazardly thrust into Kagome, earning more moans in the noticing Kagome's neglected need, he firmly wrapped his hand around the semi-hard organ and began to pump it in time to his thrust.

At the sensation of being filled and jerked off, a heat began to pool in Kagome's lower abdomen. It felt like a coil that was slowly getting tighter and tighter as the seconds passed by. His body felt like it was on fire and the air felt heavy, the room smelt of sweat and sex. Anybody who walked by probably thought they were filming a porno.

Sex and sweat, that would make a great febreeze scent. I think we should do some research on this.

Kagome bit his lip as he felt himself reaching his peak. His breathing came out short and hitched, the only sounds in the air were pants and moans.

"K-kyouya. . .I'm. . .ngh *pant*...cumming!"

A smirked graced Hibari's lips as he leaned down so that his mouth was barely touching Kagome's ear. His hot breath ghosting over Kagome's already heated skin as he said one word:

"Cum."

At that simple command Kagome's body was overcome by shivers and he covered his mouth to muffle a piercing scream. Stars swam before his eyes as exhausted pants left swollen pink lips. A thin line of drool ran down the side of his mouth, but frankly he was too tired to give a damn. However his body continued to be rocked back and forth as Hibari tried to pound him into the desk.

More like into oblivion.

Apparently Kagome's little display caused him to become somewhat exhilarated. The smirk painted on his face grew as Kagome subconsciously bucked his hips. He placed a kiss on Kagome's collar bone before violently biting down on it, causing a yelp to be ripped from Kagome's throat as he felt sharp incisors sink into his flesh.

That was certainly going to leave a mark; how was he suppose to explain this to his mother.

Hibari thrust into Kagome a few more times before he came. He grunted as he felt Kagome clench down him, milking him for all he was worth. After a few moments he wrapped Kagome's legs around him and gripped his thighs. Hibari leisurely sat back in his comfy chair, making sure to take Kagome with him in the process.

Kagome wiggled uncomfortably since Hibari was still inside him. He slowly tried to rise up, but was swiftly pulled back down by Hibari who had a firm grip on his waist. Noticing the confused look Kagome gave him, a wisp of a smile appeared on his lips. Giving Kagome a slightly scolding look, Hibari playfully nipped at Kagome's bottom lip causing him to pout.

"Your punishment isn't over yet, little herbivore." he teased.

The confused look on Kagome's face grew as Hibari began palming his ass lightly, a predatory glint shone in his eyes.

"I'm still going to fuck you to death."

I have no words for this. . . Anywhuts, I hoped you enjoyed my lovely llamas~! It would be really great if you beautiful people could pitch me some ideas, because quite frankly I get writers block very easily. So if you could throw a dog a bone, I would greatly appreciate it. For the next one I'm thinking about doing something with a seme!tsuna. Why a seme!tsuna, you ask; because I believe in him, that's why. Anyhow, like I said before, I'd be grateful if you could tell what you'd like for me to do. Leave a review, or PM me. I don't really care! Once again I hope you enjoyed and remember: Get a llama. Get a llama. Peace~!