AN: I was bored. I was lonely. And I was drinking my writing tea and started a-writing(: Sonny is a little more sarcastic and snarky than usual. :D

Italics are Chad's writing, normal font for Sonny. Simple enough?

Yes, I know. This has been overused on fanfiction way to much. I don't care. So Ha!

:D

Disclaimer: I don't own anything! 'Cept this cookie! NOM NOM NOM!


Hey Chad, Portlyn found this note, who gave it to Tawni, who gave it to Nico, who gave it to me. Wanted to write some notes on how your an idiot for writing this. But you don't need to be told.

10 Reasons Why Sonny Munroe Should Love CDC. (Who is the best actor ever.)

Jerk.

10. I'm sexy, she's sexy. We should get together and make sexy babies someday.

Thanks? Your such a dork. Seriously. I don't think I would "make babies" with you though, Sexy or otherwise.

9. We are both the best actors ever. Ever. You hear me Mister Zac Efron?

Aww, thanks Chad! But your still a jerk for boasting. It's bad for your complexion.

8. I'm the star of tween hit drama Mackenzie Falls.

Mmhmm. I totally adore drama! That's why I work on a comedy show. Note my sarcasm Chad.

6. I'm totally hot. And I have great hair.

I see you have a very high opinion of yourself. Remind me to mess up your hair next time(:

5. I totally forgot #7. Crap.

And this is why I should love you?

4. Sonny loves the color blue. And I have blue eyes. Duh again!

I like the color blue as in the sky, dofus. Not your eyes.

3. We have the best fights ever. It shows our obvious sexy-tension.

Sexy-tension? Idiot.

2. I'm inteligant. Nteligant. I'm smart. That's what matters!

intelligent

1. I like her. It's only fair for her to like me back!

Since when have you cared about fair?

But your right. I do like you. A lot. So here's your stupid paper back, ok?

Chad scanned the paper, and when he got to the end, a silly and goofy grin came upon his handsome features.

"Really, Sonny? Really?


AN: I want to thank Miss Loved Invention for her awesome word, sexy-tension. I think that should have gone in the disclaimer(:

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