Not Me
Summary: It really wasn't his fault...
Just a quick little 100-word drabble 'bout Jack...
The general looked at Jack.
"What?! Hey, for once in my life I had nothing to do with it. Uh-uh, nope, wasn't me, I am completely blameless. In fact, I told them to do the opposite of what they actually did."
The rest of SG-1 had to concede the point.
"I believe you."
"Now I know that that may sound a bit far-fetched but it's the truth and I... wait, what?"
"I believe you. SG-1, I want you to get cleaned up and checked out, debrief in an hour."
Jack blinked.
"Well, that went better than I expected."
If any of you want to use this in a fan-fic, just credit moi, and voila, it's yours. And if you do decide to use it, I'd love to read it... ; )