A/N: I present you, a Hana Yori Dango / Naruto crossover! In an AU

Shipping: (?) unexpected.

And yes, the main character is Sakura.

"Oh no! My books!" she yelled innocently. Bending down as other high school students passed her without caring, one kicking her books farther away. "The first day of high school, and I'm as clumsy as ever..."

Sakura stood a few feet behind her watching the girl. "A new student?" she thought as the girl struggled, Sakura taking pity on her. She sighed, walking over to help her pick everything else up.

"Here you go, these two were kicked a bit farther." handing the books and lending out a hand.

The girl looked up nodding shyly. "Th-thank you." grabbing her hand she stood and latch her books closer.

"Transfer student?"

"Uh, y-yes..."

"Cool! Well, I'm Sakura. And you are?"

"H-hinata. Nice to meet you S-Sakura-chan." she replied giving a slight bow.

"You too Hinata!" Sakura smiled cheerfully. Looking around at the many more students she sighed. "Hey Hinata, why don't I help you around school? Let's see..." Hinata handed her the class schedule. "I could show you where everything else is and in the meantime hang out!"

"H-hai! Arigato Sakura-chan."

"No problem! Oh and hey, there's my cousin right now!" she pointed to a blonde with a ponytail walking their way. "Hey Ino!"

Ino waved a friendly smile while rushing over. "Hiii Sakura! Ah, who's this?" she asked pointing to the dark haired girl.

"Ino this is Hinata. Hinata this is Ino."

"H-h-hello Ino-chan." Hinata stuttered.

"Hi Hinata, nice to meet ya! Are you new here?" she asked. Hinata nodded. "Hm well, I don't know what prompted you to choose this school but here, let's give you a tour! Welcome Hinata, to the famous Konaha High. The most hellish place home to the rich and almighty famous!"

"With the most superficial girls," Sakura sighed.

"And the hottest guys!" Ino jumped for joy. All three girls looked at each other and laughed. "Well c'mon, we're off to a great start!"

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Sakura and Hinata walked out of second period laughing. Turns out they had world history together. They met up with Ino as the three walked to the cafe, with lunchtime and ready to eat.

They plopped down their table with servants placing food on the table. Today's menu: Seafood's finest; Lobster drizzled with lemon on top and rice cakes wrapped finely in a seaweed bun.

"Food! Yes!" squealed Ino stuffing into the dish.

"Typical Ino pig. Can't wait to be served." Sakura joked. Ino gave her one hell of a snob.

"Atleast my food doesn't all go to my forehead." she replied sticking out her tongue. Sakura winced and Hinata chuckled. "So Hinata..." Ino paused to chew and talk more with her mouth full, "How're you liking the place?"

"I-it's alright."

"Hah well, you haven't exactly lived out everything else yet." said Sakura. "It's like one big dramatic soap-opera in here!"

"Agreed. And the fact that today is Friday..." and without thinking both looked at each other in tired dread. "Here it goes again."

"Wh-what's happening today?" Hinata asked. And her answer came quickly as a bunch of people ran past the Cafe and into the main hall.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!"

"Finish him off!"

"Go F5! Go F5! Go F5!" They heard in the distance.

"It's them." said Sakura annoyed.

"W-w-what's F. f-five?" asked Hinata. "That's a funny name to be called..." she commented weakly.

"It's not so funny when you get into their business..." Ino replied bleakly.

Both girls knew the routine for these events. Whenever something like this happened, every student -every last one- HAD to be there. It's the basis of control and commands.

"Let's go."

Hi, I'm Haruno Sakura!

Your average normal pink-haired green-eyed girl...

Ok well, not really.

As you can see here, I'm 16 and a junior at Konoha High.

School for the wealthy.

Something that I'm not.

My parents put me in here, as a dying wish for me to have a great future someday,

and achieve the best now.

I didn't want to disappoint them, and so I decided to stick to it.

I live alone in a 1-bedroom apartment, but Ino and her family provide half of my financial support.

The rest is through my afterschool job at Powder Puff's Delights Bakery.

-

Often I hate school, I really do.

It's filled with a bunch of sissy-pricks and jerks who know nothing about life but through their money.

They think every thing's all fun and games!

Oh, you don't agree with me?

Take a look...

Let the games begin.