Authors note:

Don't ask. No one ever ask. Ever.

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Is it just me, or my imagination? Thought Oscar. Did that thing just MOVE?

Oscar had just applied for a job after he had to pay the rent for his garbage can. He was reading about a job for "Elmo's Pastaria" in a old thrown out newspaper. He applied there.

When he got tthere he was met by no one. Everyone was gone, and he heard a lock sound behind him. The entrance was locked. There was no way out. He then felt a metal hand find his way around Oscars throat.

"Puny mortal." Said the owner of the robotic arm. It was Elmo.

Elmo chocked Oscar to death and was never found again because logic.