Seduced
(written
by Gary Tigerman,
as sung by Leon Redbone)
filked by
Susan Zahn
I
want to be seduced.
I want a princess to take me out to
dinner for two.
Like to see her eyes get moody,
Flirting
with the thought of what flirting ought to do.
I'd like to be
real cool.
Let her think about getting me into her bed,
As
I chat about hidden bases, alien races,
Something Skywalker
said.
I might demure
politely,
Halter slightly,
If she tries to fondle my
knee.
But I'm relatively certain
I'd compromise if I know
me.
I want to be
seduced.
Want a princess to talk to me suggestively.
Want
to hear her say
she'll be with me tomorrow morning,
Drinking
hot Corelli tea.
Want her to
make me laugh.
Make a point of touching me when she
talks,
Leaving all the jealous men on the base
To mumble
in their beer and gawk.
I know it only
happens
When I'm napping,
Nodding in a reverie,
That I
find myself a princess
That wouldn't mind seducing me.
I
know it only happens
When I'm napping,
Nodding in a
reverie,
That I find myself a princess
That wouldn't mind
seducing--
Starting from the moment that we'd be
introduced!--
I'd find myself a princess
That wouldn't
mind seducing me.