"As the war broke out, king Fado has decided to hire a tacticians to help Eirika on her mission. Unfortunately for the young Mark, everyone in the army he is going to command is only composed of gay crazy and psychopathic people. [Inspired by 'Plight of the Lycian Army' by MetaDash]"
Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem. Nintendo and company do. Also, MetaDash senpai has given me their approval to write this.
Warning: Lot of gayness ahead!
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Attention to all - The empire of Grado has declared war against Renais as well and king Fado has hired me, Mark the tactician, to arrange the strategies and funds that we are going to use during this war. Please be careful on the battlefield because we only have one life. Also, please refrain from doing anything shameless!
Eirika - I understand that it is your first time doing a real battle but that didn't mean you had to swing your rapier in all direction and laugh like a maniac. That only made these fighters more determined to kill us.
Seth - I know that you are very proud to be the Jagen archetype of this serie and can one-shot most enemies in early levels but dropping your sword and using a wooden stick as a weapon to "have a fair handicap against the enemies" is not needed.