Okay, this was sparked by a prompt ("Naming") at TS (twilightsucks) and I thought it would be cute XD! It's ALL dialogue.
Disclaimer- AndIt'sBeginningToSnow doesn't own Harry Potter and never will. She's a loser and can never be as awesome as she wishes. Hey, it's the truth! Don't go blamin' the disclaimer just because she sets high standards for herself!
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"Why can't we name him Orange?"
"Because he's brown and white, Dora..."
"Oh come on! Live a little, brother!"
"That's really weird...calling me your brother....would you marry your brother?"
"Not unless I got payed."
"Okay, that's disturbing..."
"Yeah...but everyone likes money!"
"Not that much..."
"Eh. How about Fooh?"
"Fooh? All the other dogs will make fun of him!"
"Remus, he's a St. Bernard. He'll murder them."
"Well then he'll become a murderer and we will have to send him away to Azkaban and he'll somehow escape and then-"
"Remus."
"What?"
"Did you hear yourself?"
"Well...it's very likely."
"Okay, whatever you want Remmy. Whatever you want..."
"Hey! Don't call me Remmy!"
"We could call the dog Remmy!"
"We are not naming a dog after me."
"How about Snuffles?"
"We're not naming it after Sirius either."
"Fine. What about Frank?"
"That dog doesn't look like a Frank..."
"How would you know, you hater!"
"Ow! God, that hurt...You've got an arm there."
"Well that's quite obvious, isn't it?"
"Oh, shut up."
"Remus...your hair looks pretty."
"Oh, stop it..."
"You're cute when you blush!"
"Erm, how about Chase?"
"That's an active person's name. When this dog is old and wrinkly and grayish he won't be active..."
"Er, okay...How about Muddy?"
"No offense, but you can't come up with any good names."
"Oh and Fooh is so much better, Dora?"
"Yes."
"Ugh."
"I love you?"
"Why is that a question?"
"I don't know."
"I love you too."
"Awww."
"We still can't name the dog Fooh."
"You suck!"
"Sorry..?
"You better be!"
"O...kay. Dora, let's name the dog Lockey!"
"Uh, sit down. It's not that exciting..."
"Never mind. Lockey isn't that great of a name..."
"How about Luke?"
"Luke? Seriously? Not a cool name..."
"Yes it is you jerk-face!"
"Sorry! Just for a dog..."
"Aw, don't cry Remmy..."
"I'm not crying..."
"How about Phyllis?"
"How about no? It's a boy dog, Dora."
"Remus, Remus, Remus...since when does that matter?"
"Ugh, never mind. You're odd."
"Yes. Yes I am."
"I have a name!"
"What?"
"Wilson!"
"Wilson the dog?"
"Yes. Do you have a problem with that?"
"Yes. I do have a problem with it. It's stupid."
"You suck."
"Yes, Remus. I do suck."
"You're creepy."
"Yes I am."
"STOPPIT!"
"Haha! You're a scardy cat!"
"No I'm not."
"Yeah, you are!"
"Nu-uh."
"Yeah-huh."
"You're so immature."
"As are you, Remus Lupin."
"We need to name this dog."
"Ugh. How about Marshall?"
"Marshall? No...too human."
"Why can't he have a human name?!"
"He's a dog! What if you had a dog's name, Dora?"
"I'd be happy. I hate my name."
"Well I know I wouldn't be happy..."
"No one cares."
"God. That hurt deep."
"Hehe...I have a name!"
"What is it?"
"Zaul!"
"Zaul?"
"It's the mix between Zach and Paul! My favorite characters in A Chorus Line!"
"What is A Chorus Line?"
"An awesome musical. My mom showed it to me when I was like thirteen....you have GOT to see it!"
"Okay....Dora you do know that this is a dog?"
"Yes."
"His name can't just be changed..."
"That's why Zaul is perfect!"
"Fine."
"For real?!"
"Yes."
"I LOVE YOU!"
"I love you, too. And you, Zaul..."
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A Chorus Line is seriously awesome :D. Saw it last night. It was AWEESOOMME! Sorry if it was confusing...tried my hardest!