Yes hello I have returned fellow readers who like my Samurai warriors fics.
Many many apologies regarding Sengoku high. I am continuing it as fast as I can, but you know, I need motivation for it.
However for the previous Sonic fic I uploaded...that will be replaced with this one. For those who want to know why, keep reading from here. If not, just scroll down a little and read the actual story.
Since I wrote that fic a few years ago I had a lot of ideas I unfortunately didn't write on paper and with my college coursework getting in the way (don't get me wrong, I love my Gaming course) I just had no time for it and completely forgot the whole plot. So yeah that's it.
If you don't like Sonic being an idiot instead of his normal cocky self, this isn't the fic for you :D
Sonic Ironic Moronic Platonic 1: Sonic's Seed
Cherries are wonderful aren't they? They're nice and juicy and not to mention quick to eat. Sonic, chillaxing in the back yard particularly adores this tiny fruit comparing to the others. It's an addiction, like his love to chilli dogs. It's pretty much the same for Knuckles when it comes to grapes.
Sonic had a casual, if not peculiar way of eating them. A normal person would pick up a cherry from a bowl and eat it straight away; a daring person would chuck the cherry in the air and try to catch it with their mouths.
Sonic on the other hand likes to throw cherries against the nearest wall and catches it after the first bounce. He never missed a single shot. Ever.
What he adored most about cherries is the satisfying pop noise they make when he effortlessly crushes them between his teeth. The smooth shiny shield combined with the gushy and sweet sour insides of the cherry; Sonic liked it all.
Especially annoying the hell out of Shadow with obnoxious cherry related texts such as 'I popped many cherries today! SUCK IT '. Yeah he sent that one right now.
'You better cut it out, Sonic.' Shadow's reply had a little gun emoticon next to it. Paying no heed to this threat Sonic burst into a contagious laughter. Tears formed from the sockets because he was laughing so hard "AHAHAAH-GACK!"
Sonic was blue in the-well bluer than his fur. Looking over to the second bowl of cherry seeds he noticed a chewed up residue in the middle.
…meaning that he swallowed the seed by accident.
"SHADOOOOOW!"
Said hedgehog only needed to blink and the panicking blue was in front of him, on his knees with explosive tears flowing from his eyes. At the moment Sonic is at Shadow's house for a, unfortunately for the latter, daily visit. "Sha-Shadow! You gotta-h-help me buddy! I…" He sniffled badly like a child who knows they did wrong. "I s-swallowed a seed and! And" he started hiccupping "Am I going to die?"
As much as Shadow loved this moment of the blue blur grovelling at his feet allowing possible head stomping later on, Shadow simply sighed and looked away. Anything that wasn't Sonic. "No…you're not going to die."
"REA—"
"But if you're having trouble shitting today that's probably because of the seed growing inside you."
"…ohhh….SHIIIII—"
Hahaa! I just had to write this one. This happened to me two days ago and my mom was teasing me about it. Boy it was uncomfortable XD And I thought it would be funny if it happened to Sonic. Hoho don't get me wrong, I love the blue ball of fur ^ ^
What else is there to say...
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