Requested by sekseedragoness
Characters: Palmer x Heidegger
Key Word: Smut
Setting: Before Before Crisis Core.
Rating and Warnings: Smutty, Mature. Dirty old men, and oh, yes, I hate you.
"Those two are creepy," the blonde Honey Bee girl said as she sneaked a peak out the door of the room she was assigned.
She watched as the two rather large men talked to the madam at the counter. She didn't know their names but they were regulars here and it was just recently that they started to come to the inn together.
"Which two?" the redhead said beside her as she squeezed her way to look out the door. "They're all creepy fucks, ya."
"Those two fat men," she pointed.
They were both fat with large stomachs that showed that they did not suffer a night without food or drink. The taller of the two had a long thick black beard and a nasty looking scar that crossed his face. He always wore thick green military type clothing. The other man was just as creepy looking. He was a little rounder and wore a horrible mustard-brown suit with a tacky bright yellow bow tie.
They were not the types she liked to deal with.
"Those two? Those 're Shin-Ra, high-brass, ya," the redhead said as she moved back from the door. "Regulars, ya."
The blond furrowed her brow and looked back out the crack in the door. "I hate beards."
"Yah, well, they like things rather smutty," the redhead turned to her. "So they tip really well, ya."
The blonde sighed as she saw them coming for the door. "Can I at least deal with the one without the beard?"
The redhead smirked and snapped her gum, "No problem, ya."
She walked back into position as they came in and were introduced as Palmer and Heidegger. She didn't catch which was which but was grateful that the one with the beard didn't pick her.