DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of Stephen King's works or characters.
WARNINGS: Some foul language and slang that might be a pain to read if you're really passionate about proper grammar. Keep up with the times, be tolerant.
Pennywise and the New Age
"THE LOVE… SQUARE"
At ridiculous A.M.
*Lov3lyR3dH3ad logged in*
*BEEP, BEEP! Richie! logged in*
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: YO babez! when's our next date?
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: I DON'T KNOW RICHIE…
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: DAD'S MAD AT ME FOR SHOWING UP LATE AGAIN…
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: sux 2 b u dahlin'
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: don't worry tho!
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: b4 u know it, we'll b both goin 2 hollywood. i promise ya!
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: AWWWW, RICHIE! *HUGS*
*Ed the MAN logged in*
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: eddie spaghetti jus HAD 2 barge in! *GRRRR* sorry bevvie, twas gettin interestin between us… *WINK*
Ed the MAN: Stop calling me that, Richie! Geez!
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: i can call ya whatev i want, eddie spaghetti.
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: even thru the web.
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: where's stan THE MAN, btw?
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: (stop copyin stan, ya mind, I already got a name 4 ya…)
Ed the MAN: He was here earlier, I guess…
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: seriously man
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: that shizz hasta stop
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: my friend and all, but
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: he oughta chill and jus swing it. i'm even surprised u ain't got a curfew 4 chattin with us!
Ed the MAN: My mom's just paranoid you guys
Ed the MAN: She says it's fine as long as I don't catch your germs…
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: sux worse 2 b u, my friend, right bevvie?
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: TOZIER… SHUT IT OR THERE'S NO DATE!
Ed the MAN: …
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: YIKES! he's jealous!
Ed the MAN: No, you dweeb… it's just news to me.
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: good, cuz ur too soft, and i don' wanna beatcha cuz of a girl… *wink*
Ed the MAN: Got to leave before mom wakes up… later guys!
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: BOOO! SQUARE!
*Ed the Man logged out*
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: RICHIE…
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: yus babe?
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: YOU COULD BE NICER TO HIM, YOU KNOW?
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: ya gals sometimes don't get guys… he gets it, love. no problemo there.
BEEP, BEEP! Richie!: sorry, but i need 2 get sum shuteye, night-night. 3
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: GOOD NIGHT. *HUGS*
*BEEP, BEEP! Richie! and Lov3lyR3dH3ad logged out*
Sometime during the afternoon…
*[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!] logged in*
*Her Knight in Shining Armor logged in*
*Her Knight in Shining Armor logged out*
*Her Knight in Shining Armor logged in*
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: Having troubleshooting problems again, Ben?
Her Knight in Shining Armor: It's that bastard Bowers
Her Knight in Shining Armor: He's been hacking me, as always…
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: Wasn't Mike supposed to help you with that?
*EaterOfWorlds logged in*
EaterOfWorlds: I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU RAW, FATBOY!
Her Knight in Shining Armor: Bowers…
EaterOfWorlds: I CAN SENSE IT IN YOUR BLOOD
EaterOfWorlds: THE FEAR
EaterOfWorlds: YOU JUST NEED TO BE WITH THE OTHERS
EaterOfWorlds: THE ONES WHO FLOAT DOWN HERE WITH ME
EaterOfWorlds: YOU'LL FLOAT HERE TOO!
*EaterOfWorlds logged out*CDF00: BAD REQUEST #677701D-UNKNOWN ERROR—
Her Knight in Shining Armor: Bill, let me just remind you to check your acc more often…
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: You sure THAT was Bowers?
*IMMA CUT YOU! BELCH, DIE! logged in*
Her Knight in Shining Armor: STOP HACKING ME, BOWERS!
IMMA CUT YOU! BELCH, DIE!: shutup u fatass, aint me!
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: I'll shut you Henry… OR
IMMA CUT YOU! BELCH, DIE!: o wat, bitch? cUt me?
IMMA CUT YOU! BELCH, DIE!: u shur don sturer onscreen ya freak!
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: You don't write any better than you talk, Bowers…
IMMA CUT YOU! BELCH, DIE: IMMA CUT U BOTH, YA HERE!
*IMMA CUT YOU! BELCH, DIE logged out*
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: He's just brave like that, or beside his pals…
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: One day, it'll be all over, Ben…
Her Knight in Shining Armor: See you then, Bill…
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: Roger.
*[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!] and Her Knight in Shining Armor logged out*
Around evening…
*Lov3lyR3dH3ad logged in*
*[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!] logged in*
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: Ok Bevvie, what was it that you needed to tell me?
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: BILL…
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: I'VE BEEN WONDERING…
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: Yes?
*BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE! logged in*
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: YO
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: BILL! how's it?
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: why hello bev. move over cowboy, i need time with the missus!
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: RICHIE!
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: *pouts* interrupting am i?
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: So, what is it, Bev?
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: i betcha ten fun dollars, she ain't sayin
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: she gets all weird round ya
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: in person
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: so she waits until she hits ya up in private
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, RICHIE… *BLUSHES*
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: i should be! weren't we plannin another date?
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: If this is about me knowing this, Bev, you know I'm cool with it…
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: Just as long as I don't have to beat you up, Tozier.
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: she's naggin with that haiku again, y' know…
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: RICHIE, THAT'S PRIVATE AND YOU KNOW THAT!
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: well, you can't just move yo'butt and ask whoever wrote it, bev?
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: has 2 b OFFLINE, btw.
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: …What haiku?
*Lov3lyR3dH3ad is logged out*
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: no idea man, i thought YOU wrote it…
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: She'll come round, I know I didn't do it.
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: Gotta run, eh. Cheers.
*[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!] is logged out*
* BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE! is logged out*
*Her Knight in Shining Armor logged in*
*Lov3lyR3dH3ad is offline*
Her Knight in Shining Armor: Dear Beverly, I wrote…
"Why am I such a wuss? I MUST tell her personally.
But she's not interested in me… maybe she will never know about it."
*Her Knight in Shining Armor logged out*
* Her Knight in Shining Armor is offline*
END.
Endnotes: Just in case:
Lov3lyR3dH3ad: Beverly Marsh
BEEP, BEEP! RICHIE!: Richie Tozier
Ed the MAN: Eddie Kaspbrack
[Hi-Oh Silver, AWAY!]: Bill Denborough
Her Knight in Shining Armor: Ben Hanscom
EaterOfWorlds: Pennywise
IMMA CUT YOU, BELCH DIE!: Henry Bowers
I know it's a worn-out idea, but I HAD to do it. Hope you liked it! I also apologize to a certain reader I kept waiting! xoxo
JF.