Soon enough, a large room is seen on display. It is extremely large, at least three hundred yards long and wide.. The walls are black with red clouds scattered all around and there is a pure white rug on the ground. Two people are seen in the room. One, is Pain, leader of the notorious Akatsuki, and the other, is a tall, muscular man with long, silky blueish-white hair and steel blue eyes. He is wearing body plate armor under a simply black robe.
He soon speaks up with a smirk. "Today, Pain has realized that the Akatsuki are dying because their weak." Pain looks over at Hagane blankly with a twitching eyebrow seen. His face soon twists into an angry glare as he looks towards Hagane. Hagane gives Pain a smile and Pain twitches some more. "We are not-"
Hagane soon slaps a "No talky talky" sticker on Pain's mouth. Pain looks down at the sticker and attempts to rip it off slowly. He fails miserably at this however and grimaces. Hagane soon runs off over and rips the sticker off his mouth. Pain flinches. As Pain's about to say something, Hagane interrupts him. "Do you want me to help you with this or not?" Pain stands there in complete silence as he thinks for a moment. Pain twitches slightly as he tries to hold in his anger to the situation at hand. He puts his hand over his face and growls through his teeth before giving in.
"That's what I thought, you bitch ass wannabe surveillance system." Pain twitches at hearing that in fury as flames of evil are seen in his eyes. "Tell me, why haven't I killed you yet?" Hagane chuckles and begins to smile awkwardly at Pain. Pain continues to twitch.
"Because you can't kill me in this room." Hagane says as he soon points to sign in the corner of the room. The sign states that the Host is omnipotent and all godly Pain stares blankly at the sign for several minutes, attempting to completely digest what he is reading. His upper lip twitches as his mouth is held agape and he stammers slightly. Finally, he gives up and sighs.
"Great...just get this over with already." Hagane soon laughs towards Pain with an evil glimmer in his eye. Pain at this point has succumbed to the fact that he might as well not make things worse and is simply waiting for this to end. "So yes, back to the issue at hand. Today, we are going to hold Auditions for people to join Akatsuki. However, all that enter never leave. Just ask Pain."
Pain twitches at hearing that, clearly remembering the numerous attempts he made to leave. Walls were indestructable, there were no windows, the only door was impossible to open no matter what jutsu he attempted to use. For two weeks he tried and eventually gave up.
"I haven't seen rain in three weeks...fucking room has no windows" Hagane laughs hysterically at Pain's circumstances and shakes his head. It was fun to be almighty and everything and tormenting Pain was what made it evermore the glamorous for him. "So yes, and our judges will be the remaining members of...oh wait, there really isn't any remaining." Hagane says with a smirk.
"AHEM!!!" Out of nowhere, a blue haired girl wearing an Akatsuki robe soon appears to the left of Pain. She glares at Hagane in annoyance as Hagane yawns and pays no attention to her. Konan twitches and soon flicks an origami kunai at Hagane. Hagane simply brushes it out of the way and laughs. "Does Konan really count as an Akatsuki member though? I thought she was just your bitch Pain."
Pain chuckles and simply shrugs at that statement. He thought about it for a moment and smiled non-chalantly. "She's a little bit of both." Konan soon blushes a bright shade of pink and proceeds to try to talk but stammers at hearing what Pain said. After a couple seconds, she begins to pout and not long after, regains her composure.
"What you mean a LITTLE BIT OF BOTH?!?!?!" Hagane soons has seen this as a brilliant opportunity. He ponders for a couple of seconds before a lightbulb shines above his head. He then grins evilly. "In other words, he's saying your both a member of Akatsuki and his little slut. Seriously Konan, your almost as bad as Karin."
As if summoned by her name, a slutty redhead woman with a bad taste in style soon enters the room. Karin twitches excessively at hearing the previous statement from Hagane. "Hey, I'm not as bad as her, I'm not made of friggin toilet paper."
Konan soon glares at Karin with flaming daggers of anger and annoyance. Karin proceeds to dodge these daggers. Pain, at this point, stares dumbfoundedly at the two and then, coming to a realization, looks over towards Hagane in confusions. "How the hell she get in here and why is she here?" Hagane laughs outloud towards Pain and soon, points at the sign in the corner of the room again. He then begins to laugh some more with a sigh.
"She's the first auditioner." Pain, without hesitation, pulls out a stamp and looks to his right to see a board with auditioners names on it. Next to Karin's name, he stamps it. It clearly reads
KARIN: FAIL
"Fail, I don't let ugly bitches join Akatsuki. Next."
Pain says as he shudders. Karin, at this point, stares venomous daggers towards Pain as she twitches unctrollably and stammers as she tries to regain her compsure. "EXCUSE ME DICKHEAD?!?!?!?" Karin says in a fury.
"Serves you right, Bitch"Konan says as she giggles. "Look who's talking, slut. Gotta let your man fight all your battles." Karin says venomously towards Konan.
Konan and Karin battle back and forth. At hearing the latest retort of Karin, Konan literally fumes and steams before sighing and regaining her composure. In a thought of brilliance, Konan constructs a life-size replica of Sasuke from Origami. Karin immediately snuggles it with a loud YAY and proceeds to rape it. A couple seconds later, Konan blows up the Origami Sasuke, instantly killing Karin. Hagane soon sighes and revives Karin. Pain twitches a bit at seeing this.
"What the fuck? But...oh right, omnipotent. But, why?" Pain asks towards Hagane as he smirks and stares at the three of them. "Sluts and future catfights will make this much more amusing as the story goes on."
Pain, Konan, and Karin soon stare at each other in confusion before all together yelling out
Story?!?!?
Hagane soon laughs to himself and sighs outloud. "Nevermind. Next auditioner." Hagane says as soon enough, a large plume of smoke occurs and soon after, a random person jumps in. The person is wearing the trademark Akatsuki robes it would seem. He appears to have long blond hair and blue eyes.
"Art is a bang, un." Deidara says as he makes a flashy entrance. Pain and Konan soon stare at each other blankly with there mouths wide open. They both try to come up with words but fail miserably and begin to twitch at seeing Deidara again."Isn't he fucking dead?" Konan and Pain soon ask in confusion.
Hagane soon chuckles and points to the sign in the back of the room and laughs some more.
"Was." Hagane says plainly.
Pain simply shrugged his shoulders. "Why you bring back this transvestite?" Deidara turns towards Pain and gives him a death glare. "What you mean Transvestite, un?"
Pain soon grits his teeth and shakes his head. "Say "un" again at the end of your sentences and I will castrate you."
Everyone in the room soon grows silent. Deidara stammers a bit soon enough while Karin and Konan begin to giggle. Hagane simply smirks. "And by Transvestite, I mean your part man, part woman, and all retarded."
Deidara's eyebrow angrily twitches as he listens to Pain. Deidara's mouth on his hand even begins to growl a little while gritting it's teeth. "At least my bitches don't light on fire from rug burn." Deidara says while blatantly pointing to Konan.
Pain twitches slightly while hearing that as he looks down towards his desk. Karin begins to cackle towards Konan. "Oooo...burn." Karin says in a mocking tone. Pain squirms under the tension in the room as everyone is staring a at him. A sweatdrop falls down from his face and he looks up, defeated.
"That only happened once..." Pain says with defeat in his tone. At hearing this, Karin and Deidara jaws literally hit the ground as they try to comprehend the little bit of information they were just give. "THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!?!?" Everyone soon yells out in shock.
Konan begins to Blush furiously at witnessing all this. She soon glares angrily at Pain and smashes Pain over the head with an Origami hammer. Pain yelps and begins to rub the back of his head in defeat. He then sighs as he grabs a stamp and stamps the board as it reads.
DEIDARA: FAIL
"But yes, Deidara, your not accepted."
Pain says casually. Deidara begins to do a double take and squints towards the board. "What? Was good enough before but not anymore, u-...unmnmnm...unmnmnmnmn...Dammit it all to hell, un. Fuck it, I can't help it, un." Deidara says before giving up.
Pain then stares blankly at Deidara and tries to ignore Deidara's attempt to not say Un at the end of his sentences. "No, If we ever leave this room, once you leave, you'll probably return to being dead." Pain points out towards Deidara.
"If you say so." Deidara replies as he scoffs. Hagane soon interrupts and smirks towards Pain. "Oh, and by the way, you don't decide who joins or doesn't Pain." Hagane says with a toothy grin.
"Then why the hell am I here?"
"Why shouldn't you be?"
Pain hearing this simply stares blankly at Hagane before throwing his hand up. "Forget it." Pain retorts as he gives up.
"Those that get accepted will be decided by me Via various methods." Hagane says while flicking a ladybug off his finger. Everyone soon twitches while staring at Hagane. "Various?" Everyone says in interest.
Hagane soon snickers and laughs to himself. Everyone just stares blankly at Hagane and then, proceed to grumble. "It's up to me, some omnipotent friends of mine, and our fans."
Hagane says while shrugging. Pain soon gives Hagane a curious look while raising his eyebrows. "Fans?" Pain says in annoyance. "Why them?" Konan says with a look of confusion in her eyes. "Is Sasuke-kun one of your fans?" Karin says with a look of lust in her eyes. "Are any of your fans artists?" Deidara asks with a look of hope in his eyes.
"Yes, Fans. Why, just because. Sasuke? No, not a fan last I knew. Artists? Probably all of them." Hagane says with a smile on his face. Konan proceeds to stare blankly at Hagane while Deidara proceeds to dance with Joy. Karin simply pouts and begins to rape her Sasuke plushi in the corner. Pain soon pays unuals attention to Karin's antics and stares at the scene with interest. Konan, fumes up and smashes Pain over the head repeatedly with an Origami hammer.
"Well, that's all for now-" Hagane begins to say before he is interrupted.
"WAIT!!!!!" Jiraiya screams out from nowhere. Everyone soon stares blankly at Jiriaya as he bursts into the room. "Jiraiya is here for the lovely ladies." Jiraiya says with a smile.
Deidara snorts at hearing Jiraiya and scoffs towards Karin and Konan. "You mean the sluts?" Deidara says before throwing his arms up to defend himself. Karin and Konan then proceed to beat on Deidara with various objects. Deidara proceeds to flee into the corner of the room. Jiraiya soon does a big thumbs up as he shows off a large, toothy grin. "I heard there was going to be an audition for a sexy man to satisfy the SEXY LADIES!!!!"
Jiraiya boasts proudly. Pain blinks hardly and tries to translate what the hell is going on in Jiraiya's mind. "A-KAT-SUKI auditions you perverted hermit. Not A SEXY, AKATSUKI!!!" Pain points out in aggravation. Jiraiya soon grimaces at his error. "What the hell?" Jiraiya says as he looks around.
"The Sexy man and ladies auditions are two doors down but, your in here now so too late." Hagane said with an evil grin. Jiraiya soon flails as a stream of tears flows down his face. "No, what about my RESEARCH?!?!?!?" Jiraiya cries about in horror. Deidara soon chuckles at Jiraiya's depression and smirks. "Like I said, there are two sluts in this room." Deidara says while pointing at Karin and Konan.
"Are they sexy Sluts?" Jiraiya asks with a hopeful gleem in his eye. "One of them has blue hair and is made of paper and the other was formerly a sex slave of Orochimaru turned into Sasuke's love slave." Deidara says casually with a grin.
Karin soon stops raping her Sasuke plushie in the corner to glare angrily at Deidara. "I've never done anything with Orochimaru!!!" Karin yells out in anger. Konan blinks hardly at glares at Deidara.
"I'm not a slut" Konan says to herself. Pain soon smirks. "I beg to differ." Pain says while in mid-sprint. Konan then proceeds to chase Pain around the room with an origami frying pan.
"Ah, no sexy ladies in here then." Jiraiya says as he sadly looks down to the floor. Karin and Konan soon stop and begin to glare at Jiraiya. "I AM TOO SEXY!!!" Konan and Karin both yell out.
Deidara and Jiraiya then proceed to loudly gag. "Deidara's probably the hottest female in the room." Pain says with a chuckle. Deidara stares the stare of death at Pain as he flips him two middle fingers. "FUCK YOU, I'M A MAN, UN!!!" Deidara yells towards Pain.
"So says your long blond hair, eyeliner, petite frame, and perky breasts." Pain says non-chalantly towards Deidara. "How did you know my breasts were perky?" Deidara asks curiously.
Everyone else soon stops and turns ghost white from the shock of learning this information and proceed to gag loudly.
"DEIDARA HAS PERKY BREASTS?!?!?!"
Everyone says as they begin to dry heave at the thought. "And a huge dick as well, un!!!" Deidara replies in his defense. "If saying that makes you feel better." Pain says without missing a beat.
Deidara soon glares and storms off to the corner of the room to sulk. Hagane laughs out loud as he sighes. "Ok, now we are finished. Hope you guys had fun reading." Hagane says as everyone stares hardly at him.
"READERS?!?!?!?" Hagane sighs out loud to himself. "Well, anyways, goodbye until next time."