Hi there! Welcome to our Wicked Parody! Finally something on the joint account! Hope ya'll like it!
Ozians: Good News! It's dead! The candlewick of the west is dead! The Wickedest candlewick there-
Heidi: Candlewick? You've got to be kidding me! What's wrong with you people?
Lin: Well what do you expect, they are the Ozians.
Ozians: (sings off key) The wickedest wizard?
Heidi: Wickedest Witch! Get it right! And that was terribly off key!
Glinda: (appears in her bubble) It's good to see me isn't it?
Lin: Not yet!
Glinda: But I was bored, what's taking so long?
Heidi: Take it like a man! Uh, I mean woman!
Glinda: Don't tell me to take it like a man!
Heidi: Ok calm down, I corrected myself, anyways continue on!
Ozian: Look its Glinda!
Glinda: My fellow Americans!
Lin: Uh, did you say Americans?
Heidi: (sigh) This is not going so well...
Lin: Duh!
Glinda: We are in America aren't we?
Heidi: No! How do you even know about America? You can't even do simple spells! We're in Oz!
Glinda: Oh yeah, my bad... My fellow Ozians... Let us be sad, let us be sorrowful-
Lin: Um, I think you mean let us be glad, let us be grateful...
Heidi: Yeah what is this a funeral?
Glinda: Oh it isn't?
Heidi and Lin: FAIL!
Em: (pops in) Hey guys!
Lin: Hey Em! You should help us direct this! It's a disaster!
Heidi: Yes, help would be nice! Great to see you Em!
Glinda: Who's she?
Lin: Our friend from America.
Glinda: Let us rejoicify the bad news-
Em: Um Glinda, its the good news.
Glinda Oh yeah... The good news could subdue, the wicked workings of you know who...
Heidi: This is going too slow!
Ozians: Keiner weint um Hexen. Nicht ein mensch vermisst sir hier-
Heidi: Why are you singing in German?
Ozians: Sorry english gets boring sometimes... No one mourns the Wicked, No one cries they wont return, no one lays a tulip on their grave.
Heidi: You mean a lilly.
Ozians: Goodness knows the Wicked's lives are lonely! Goodness knows the Wicked die alone...
Heidi: You're skipping everything!
Melana and Frex appear
Heidi: Oh no one cares about you. Your really messed up Melena.
Melena: What?
Heidi: You know what I'm saying.
Frex leaves
Glinda: And like every family, they had their secrets.
Lover: Have another drink, my dark eyed beauty, I've got one more night left here in town, have another drink of blue elixir-
Em: Green elixir, the worst thing in the world.
Heidi: Yeah, stupid wizard!
Lin: Uh Heiid? You just revealed that the lover is the wizard. You just spoiled it.
Heidi: Ok ignore what I said. The lover is really some random dude named Bob that is freakishly identical to the wizard.
Lin: Bob?
Heidi: Bob.
Em: Bob?
Heidi: Yes it's Bob ok!
Midwife: It's coming!
Frex: What is?
Midwife: The baby!
Frex: What baby?
Em: Stop being difficult! It's "your" baby.
Frex: Oh yeah... Wait why the air quotes around "your"?
Midwife: It's a girl!
Frex: Er... It's green!
Midwife: Duh.
Frex: Take it away!
Midwife: I cannot do that, that will violate my contract. Bye! (runs off)
Glinda: So you see it couldn't have been easy...
Ozians: We don't care! No one mourns the Wicked! Now at last she's dead and gone. Now at last there's joy throught the land!
Glinda: Yay now I get to show off how high I can sing! (sings with the Ozians)
Lin: Ok let's end this! (sings really fast) No One mourns the Wicked! Wicked! Wicked!
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