Disclaimer: The song doesn't belong to me. Digimon and Tai and Yama-chan don't belong to me. Though if they did, you'd know. There'd be LOADS of Taito and Daikeru (and Yaoi in general) in the show! Sora doesn't belong to me either, thank god!
Notes: This parody of "Goodbye Earl" was inspired by my sister, Rebekka. Partial credit to her. THIS PARODY IS A SORA BASHER! In other words, I HATE SORA'S GUTS and it's very fun to make fun of her. I was gonna make it "Taichi and Yamato" where Yama married Sora, but the names didn't fit right, so it's poor Tai-kun that gets beatin'. But it's still neato! R&R, if you wish. =)
Yamato and Taichi were the best of friends
All through their highschool days
Both members of the 4H Club
Both active in the FFA
After graduation Yamato went out lookin' for a bright new world
Taichi looked all around this town and all he found was Sora
Well it wasn't two weeks after he got married that
Taichi started gettin' abused
He put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And makeup to cover a bruise
Well he finally got the nerve to file for divorce
He let the law take it from there
But Sora walked right through that restrainin' order
And put him in intensive care
Right away Yamato flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
He held Taichi's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Sora had to die
Goodbye Sora
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted al right to me Sora
You feelin' weak
Why don't ya lay down and sleep Sora
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Sora
The cops came by to take Sora in
They searched the house high and low
Then they tipped their hats and said "thank you sirs if you hear from her let us know"
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out she was a missing person who nobody missed at all
So the boys bought some land and a roadside stand
Out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam
And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause
Sora had to die
Goodbye Sora
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Sora
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Sora
Well is that all right?
Good Let's go for a ride Sora
Hey!
On another note: If you ever find spelling mistakes, whatever, in any of my work, feel free to inform me *nicely*. Thank you very much! =)