"Butthurt"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Total Drama series, including its characters. The show and its characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, here's a little Noah/Lindsay drabble I came up with, and I hope you like it!
Noah was busy reading his book inside a cool air-conditioned resort. He would rather sit inside on his lazy butt and read his Tom Clancy novel instead of catching a few rays in the sun, just like what Trent and Justin were doing. Noah decided that it wasn't worth his time to be out sunburning.
Suddenly, Lindsay approached him.
"Hey Nate," Lindsay greeted, "Whatcha doing?"
"I'm reading, Linds..." Noah groaned, "What do you want?"
"I want to know something from you," Lindsay replied, "What does 'butthurt' mean?"
Noah couldn't believe that someone with the IQ of a string of hair could ask him that question. So he might as well get this over with.
"Fine, I'll tell ya what that is," Noah sighed, "'Butthurt' is when someone gets overly annoyed, bothered, offended, and bugged. Just like what you're doing to me now..."
"Oh..." Lindsay replied.
But then suddenly, Lindsay grabbed a pool stick and whacked Noah right in the ass, which caught him by surprise!
"YAAAAGH!" Noah yelped in pain, "What the hell was that, Lindsay?!"
"I hit you in the butt with this poolstick and now you're hurt!" Lindsay smiled, "So that's what 'butthurt' really means!"
"That's not what it means at all!" Noah shouted at her, "Weren't you even listening to me?!"
"Nah," Lindsay chuckled, "I just wanted someone to say 'butthurt', just so I can beat their ass with a stick!"
While Noah facepalmed his own face, Courtney came down and walked through the two-some.
"That rotten Gwen and Duncan are gonna pay for leaving their clothes in my bed during sex," Courtney angrily spat out of control, "Nobody talk to me right now. I'm butthurt and someone's gonna pay for this!"
Hearing Courtney say that forbidden word caught Lindsay's attention.
"Excuse me..." Lindsay said to Noah before leaving the same direction Courtney was going.
Not knowing what happened, Noah muttered something to Lindsay far away, at the same time he rubbed his butt off.
"I guess she's must've been listening to Duncan..."
I cringe to think how many times Lindsay's gonna hit someone every time they say 'butthurt'. Anyway, I didn't think of what to write for a story, so I had to scoop up something at the last second. Anyway, I prefer Lindsay's description of 'butthurt' way better than Noah's. Anyway, you know what to do from here.