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Authors' Note: This is a promo of sorts for a story Sophie and I are writing. Clearly, you guys are in for another Harry Potter parody. And it won't be pretty. (Ahem. I mean. You wouldn't want to miss it.) In any case, Ron is having Facebook issues of the Friend sort.
- Skye
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Authors' Note: So, we hope you enjoyed this little teaser trailer, and will come back for some real Potter mayhem. By the way, if you found the RENT or Starkid references, you get a virtual hug. Or a cookie. Or whatever freakish thing you love and rant about. Unless it's redhead porn stars. Anyway, review please, and we hope to... have you read more stuff soon. :)
-Sophie