Disclaimer: Hehe, if I owned Naruto, well... things wouldn't be the same so...

Summary: Sasuke Uchiha, a big shot corporate boss, is getting bored and he doesn't have a girlfriend. When he orders an "escort", things go awry when he gets a boy. Narusasu Sasunaru, yaoi boylove

Rating: M ///

XxEscortForA-WeekxX

Sasuke groaned as yet another wad of papers were placed on top of his already cluttered desk. A pen lay on top of an evenly stacked of papers that were neatly put on the corner… but that's where the organization stopped. Haphazard papers were places out of order, pens were strewn about, and all erasers seemed to have gone MIA. Folders were open, with paper missing at times, and if there were even a few pens on the ground.

Sasuke ran his hand through his hair with a fluid practiced movement, and looked sullenly at the mess. "When will I get time to clean this up…?" Sasuke murmurs to no one in particular.

When Sasuke was bored, rather then clean things up, or do something, he would leave things alone, letting them get messy. It was rather dysfunctional that way, really… And you could tell that he had been bored lately. Then again, the fact that he didn't have a girlfriend to release his libido energy could be a part of it. He was sexually frustrated. He had a relief to that problem, a number that had been given to him before… it was… somewhere under his desk. Scrambling between the dust bunnies, trash mites, and other monsters/toxic waste, he somehow found the single scrap piece of paper. "That was rather lucky." Sasuke thought, and thanked whoever helped him find it. Quickly dialing in, not thinking of the consequences, but merely something that could relieve his frustration, he worried briefly when a woman picked up.

"Hello, this is Tiusrup (tee-you-suh-ruhp-) Lauxes (law-z-ez). How may I help you?" The woman had a rather bright voice, and it didn't sound like Sasuke's ideal escort company secretary. This was the escort company, right?

"Tiusrup Lauxes, the escort company right?" Sasuke asked, voice low, allowing no one to hear him but the voice on the other side.

"Ah," the woman's voice changed, a sexy growl that made her sound much different, "You're wanting Sexual Pursuit then, would you like to hire someone?"

Smiling at the welcome change, Sasuke quickly answered, "Yeah, I'd prefer someone close, and can come quickly."

"That's well in our plans, Mr…?"

"Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke mentally scolded himself for giving his true name, this was a scandal in the making!

"Alright, Mr. Sasuke Uchiha, please give me your area, and a description of what you want." The woman growled the last two words.

"Emm… Konoha area, and a blonde… that's just fine, I don't care much other than that."

"Alright, we'll be sending him straight away. With our company, we want our escorts to bring out the customers utmost pleasure, and we will give a week trial period, if you don't like your escort you may trade, or cancel and not have to pay a dime."

"That's a good deal."

"So would you like a certain meeting point, and would you like to meet them right away?"

Sasuke's underworked libido kicked in, "Yes, preferably the sooner the better." Sasuke was already going into a men's fantasy, a big-breasted blonde… he could already feel the… well, let's skip that part.

"Em… Mr. Uchiha? Are you still there?"

Driven from his fantasy, Sasuke blushed and nodded, then realized she couldn't see him, "Er, sorry, yes, still here."

"The meeting point?"

Sasuke thought rather quickly, giving himself another scolding as well, and named a nearby address.

"They'll be there in 10-15 minutes. Enjoy!"

Sasuke looked at the clock, almost time to leave anyway, picking up his coat off the rack, he left his office, walked through the cubicles, waving goodbye to his coworkers, and left the building.

Walking amiably down the street, and pretending that he didn't have a specific location in mind, he slowly spent the 15 minutes getting to the place that wasn't to far from his work place. Sitting down at a bench a little bit away from the pre-decided location. Sasuke watched as women and men went by. He didn't know exactly what the escort would look like, but he knew that they probably had looked him up and already knew whom he was.

Checking his watch, he looked again at the different people and noticed a young tan blonde boy looking around. He wasn't bad looking… for a boy. In fact he had a rather feminine aspect to him, looking so worried. Again he looked down at his watch, and sensed someone sit down beside him. It was that boy!

"Mr… Uchiha? Would it be?" The boy asked him, looking at him through thick eyelashes. He was blushing slightly.

"Yes…" Sasuke murmured.

"Ah good!" The boy exclaimed, "I wasn't sure if I could recognize you from the picture!" The boy rubbed the back of his neck and smiled. "My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm your escort for a week."

Aghast, Sasuke looked at him. What had happened? He had wanted a blonde! But… he never specified… but why would they assume a male, as if he was gay…? "Em… I don't mean to be rude, but wasn't I supposed to get a girl?"

"Oh!" Naruto shook his head fast, "Sexual Pursuit is a male escort company. Escorts are males…" Naruto looked at his hands, then lifted his eyes slowly looking a little below Sasuke's eyes, "Do… do I not come to your liking?"

With his eyes so huge and looking almost like they were gonna cry, Sasuke could almost see a woman in front of him. Looking at him gently, Sasuke put his hand on Naruto's and shook his head, "No, you're really nice looking, but I was just… expecting something…" All of a sudden, what Naruto had said hit full impact. Practically keeling over he groaned out, "Wait, Sexual Pursuit is a maleescort service??"

Naruto nodded. "Escorts are normally male… but you do have me, and you said you don't mind! I'll repeat our motto, if the customer's satisfaction isn't filled in a week, then you don't have to pay."

"Alright… I'll lead you the way to my house." Sasuke muttered. Naruto wasn't that bad looking really, and he didn't seem stuck up. So he wouldn't fight for the top, ne? Customer satisfaction first.

A/N: So this is the first of the series, there will be seven chapters. You know, for seven days in a week? (I'm so lame :D ) anywho, the next chapter is the end of day one and then day two. I hope you like this:D I'm not planning on much, its most probably going to be a smut :D that's what I love best! And yes I do lemons! I don't know what a 'lime' is, so if anyone could tell me it would be deeply appreciated! … and you know, I love reviews!