I've wanted to write a BTR story for quite a while now. Mostly for Gustavo's silly speech pattern. After reading some of Fish Stick Friday's masterpieces, I couldn't wait any longer. So eventually I came to the conclusion of making Big Time Halloween not seem completely pointless. I reeeeaaaally don't like when they make an episode out of continuity. So I fixed that. Yay!
Big Time Halloween – Epilogue
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan, and Kelly all stared at Gustavo in horror.
"That was the single most horrifying thing I've ever seen," said Kelly.
"Fire bad..." Carlos whimpered, assuming the fetal position.
"I think we looked good," James commented.
Logan simply checked to make sure he had all his limbs and appendages.
"You really expect this to give Big Time Rush more publicity?" Kendall asked.
"What could make a band more popular than a hilarious horror movie?" Gustavo asked in turn, "They see the film, they love it, they buy the album! I'm a genius..."
"Or," Kendall refuted, "They see the film, they hate it, they mob the Palm Woods with pitchforks, silver bullets, and wooden stakes!" James shielded his heart with his hands, just in case.
"Griffin wanted a movie, okay?" Gustavo bellowed, "This was the best I could do! If the dogs have any better ideas, I'M LISTENING!"
"What about a television series?" Logan asked, "It'd be fun. Four hockey players from Minnesota become a band and have crazy misadventures with the future famous."
"No one would watch that!" Gustavo rebuked him.
"Yeah..." Logan muttered, "You're probably right..."
"Is Katie really a witch?" Carlos asked.
"No!" Kendall replied. He paused, beginning to second-guess himself. "...Is she?"
THE END
Ah, Katie... We may never know.