Jimmy Neutron and Carl were making out on top of the water tower when Sheen flew over with his kickass bird wings and said, "My dad locked me in the closet when I was 6 years old." Then he flew off into the sunset singing Single Ladies by Beyoncé. A little while after that, Cindy and her sassy black friend who I think was named Libby or some shit walked up to them and said, "Lol gay." but then they started making out too. Meanwhile, Carl was sad about Jimmy Neutron being in love with Sheen, so he went to Ultra Lord for comfort an they did some stuff that I'm not going to go into any further detail about, you sick fucks. Jimmy Neutron saw Cindy and the other girl making out and got jealous and then shit got crazy. It turned into some kind of Mortal Combat fight scene thingy and there were blood and guts everywhere, but they didn't belong to any of the important characters so don't worry. It was just the creepy German kid. Or was he Swedish? I forgot. Jimmy Neutron said, "You bitch! You stole my man!" and sassy black friend said "You're damn right I did! Caw Caw, motherfuckers!" then Sheen carries them away to Neverland where they all get fat and die but then they come back like a week later. Also did I mention Carl only wears lingerie now? Because that's a thing.
To be continued...?