Hello All! This is Scitzy And Dark Jaded Rose. We have decided to do an X-men fic together out of nowhere! Ohh what mayhem will insue?
and the disclaimer:
We Own Only A Slim Amount Of Things Including , Ourselves , the plot , a few names and thats it.
It all began at the headquarters where Scitzy and D-Ranged sat wondering what would entertain them for a while. They had allready set all the mental patients free from Belview and found that there was only so much they can do within their small town.
" What should we do next?" asked D-Ranged.
" Hmm. How about we see what are old friends, wheels, metalbuckethead and claws are up to?" Scitzy said with an evil smirk.
"Yeah lets!" replied D-Ranged with a smirk just as evil.
With that they wrote an invitation to Eric, Xavier and Logan.
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Xavier asked Logan to get the door. He went and did so and when he looked out no one was there.
"Anyone here?" he asked to the wind.
Not looking anyplace else he saw an envelope on the step. He picked it up and sniffed it. It didn't have much of a scent for some odd reason. Opening it, it read:
"To whom it may concern (Xavier and Logan that means you!):
You are cordially invited to attend the kid nap-er, meeting for the Mutant Alliance. Please bring only those named in the whom it may concern list.
Sincerely,
tXHHABK
He brought it up to Charles to read. Charles had earlier on, gotten a lecture from Kitty about being spontanious. So he decided to go and bring Logan along for the ride.
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The two girls who were hiding and easedropping from outside smiled wickedly.
"Now onto metalbuckethead." reminded Scitzy.
Soon they were off to magne---
"Oh but I have a different and probably even more fun idea, " D-Ranged said, interrupting the scene, " well more fun for me then you, but that's not the point. Your acting better be good."
Scitzy's eyes widened at what she new was coming.
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' Dinga Dinga Dah Dinga Dah Dinga Dinga Dinga Dinga Dah' went Eric's odd doorbell. He opened the door with his powers after the person had pushed the doorbell thirty or so times for fun and to be annoying.
Outside the door were two girl with three boxes of pizza. Since now one was at the door the girls just walked in.
" Helloooo?" Scitzy in disguise said to air.
"Well now who is this chere dat Remy be seein?" asked the guy with a cajun accent.
"I'm here to deliver some pizza for a Mr." checks paper" Maximoff."
"Oh then hold on chere." he said walking away to, what we think was to go get Mr. Maximoff.
Wind went by and suddenly a guy with silverish hair was standing in front of her.
"Hi," she said " Are you, Pietro?" Scitzy in disguise asked in the most innocent voice she could.
"Yeah-how-much?" he asked quickly.
The girl whispered in his ear " $27.39 and give your dad this." as she handed him an envelope.
He nodded and handed her $30 and told her to keep the change.
The girls than became excited and started shouting in glee.
"Oh My God! This is gonna work! We're gonna kidnap the mu-." Scitzy in disguise covered D-Ranged in disguise's mouth. She turned to Pietro and gave him a toothy smile.
"Er, um, call again." Scitzy in disguise said.
Pietro turned around and was about to go give Remy and John their pizza but he wanted to know the girl who had first spoken's name. As he turned around she was gone.
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" Now we just have to wait." said D-ranged happily.
"Yes I ovah hear their conversation and boiy are they comin soon." Scitzy replied with a huge grin.
"Boy is spelled b-o-y not b-o-i-y and it's over not ovah." corrected the book in her hand.
"Eh well you know what they say: 'Smart people make alot of typos'." she announced.
"Hey did that book just talk?" asked D-Ranged looking over at her.
O.O
"Its the uhm..." flips to cover " Dictionary, that's why." she remarks but then everything sinks in and she drops the book.
It lands on her toe. Scitzy then fell over and brought D-Ranged with her.
" ACK!" they both screamed falling over onto the floor.
"Ow!"
"Remind me not to pick up another dictionary again."
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and the disclaimer:
We Own Only A Slim Amount Of Things Including , Ourselves , the plot , a few names and thats it.
It all began at the headquarters where Scitzy and D-Ranged sat wondering what would entertain them for a while. They had allready set all the mental patients free from Belview and found that there was only so much they can do within their small town.
" What should we do next?" asked D-Ranged.
" Hmm. How about we see what are old friends, wheels, metalbuckethead and claws are up to?" Scitzy said with an evil smirk.
"Yeah lets!" replied D-Ranged with a smirk just as evil.
With that they wrote an invitation to Eric, Xavier and Logan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Xavier asked Logan to get the door. He went and did so and when he looked out no one was there.
"Anyone here?" he asked to the wind.
Not looking anyplace else he saw an envelope on the step. He picked it up and sniffed it. It didn't have much of a scent for some odd reason. Opening it, it read:
"To whom it may concern (Xavier and Logan that means you!):
You are cordially invited to attend the kid nap-er, meeting for the Mutant Alliance. Please bring only those named in the whom it may concern list.
Sincerely,
tXHHABK
He brought it up to Charles to read. Charles had earlier on, gotten a lecture from Kitty about being spontanious. So he decided to go and bring Logan along for the ride.
______________
The two girls who were hiding and easedropping from outside smiled wickedly.
"Now onto metalbuckethead." reminded Scitzy.
Soon they were off to magne---
"Oh but I have a different and probably even more fun idea, " D-Ranged said, interrupting the scene, " well more fun for me then you, but that's not the point. Your acting better be good."
Scitzy's eyes widened at what she new was coming.
_____________________________
' Dinga Dinga Dah Dinga Dah Dinga Dinga Dinga Dinga Dah' went Eric's odd doorbell. He opened the door with his powers after the person had pushed the doorbell thirty or so times for fun and to be annoying.
Outside the door were two girl with three boxes of pizza. Since now one was at the door the girls just walked in.
" Helloooo?" Scitzy in disguise said to air.
"Well now who is this chere dat Remy be seein?" asked the guy with a cajun accent.
"I'm here to deliver some pizza for a Mr." checks paper" Maximoff."
"Oh then hold on chere." he said walking away to, what we think was to go get Mr. Maximoff.
Wind went by and suddenly a guy with silverish hair was standing in front of her.
"Hi," she said " Are you, Pietro?" Scitzy in disguise asked in the most innocent voice she could.
"Yeah-how-much?" he asked quickly.
The girl whispered in his ear " $27.39 and give your dad this." as she handed him an envelope.
He nodded and handed her $30 and told her to keep the change.
The girls than became excited and started shouting in glee.
"Oh My God! This is gonna work! We're gonna kidnap the mu-." Scitzy in disguise covered D-Ranged in disguise's mouth. She turned to Pietro and gave him a toothy smile.
"Er, um, call again." Scitzy in disguise said.
Pietro turned around and was about to go give Remy and John their pizza but he wanted to know the girl who had first spoken's name. As he turned around she was gone.
_____________________
" Now we just have to wait." said D-ranged happily.
"Yes I ovah hear their conversation and boiy are they comin soon." Scitzy replied with a huge grin.
"Boy is spelled b-o-y not b-o-i-y and it's over not ovah." corrected the book in her hand.
"Eh well you know what they say: 'Smart people make alot of typos'." she announced.
"Hey did that book just talk?" asked D-Ranged looking over at her.
O.O
"Its the uhm..." flips to cover " Dictionary, that's why." she remarks but then everything sinks in and she drops the book.
It lands on her toe. Scitzy then fell over and brought D-Ranged with her.
" ACK!" they both screamed falling over onto the floor.
"Ow!"
"Remind me not to pick up another dictionary again."
AN: Reviews are Ransomed! You give us a review and we'll give you the next chapter! So we suggest you press that lil purple button and review.