"Does these look like my kits to you?" Squirrelflight asked.

"Yeah." Ashfur mewed before he passed out. His eyes flickered open as someone was announcing something.

"I spent all the money on this microphone and stage. To compete for star-clan I would put all four clans into a blood bath winner will get one of our hunting trophies as compensation." Spottedleaf mewed as she help up the prize. Soon he passed out to wake up again as cats began attacking with many cats being slaughtered. Ashfur grabbed the body of a medicine cat.

"Littlecloud stay with me!" Ashfur shouted.

"NO!" Littlecloud shouted before disappearing on him. He soon turned to see Tigerheart ready to attack.

"Spy!" Ashfur shouted.

"NO!" Tigerheart shouted. Soon more legs came out of him. Ashfur screamed. Soon a stampede of cats came down.

"Lionblaze! Run now!" Cloudtail screamed.

"Nope Avi." Lionblaze mewed. Soon a bunch of sticky balls came rolling down destroying everything in sight. Soon Appledusk pushed a button which spawned more stick balls as they rolled along blowing everything up. Hollyleaf was standing over him.

"Any last words?" Hollyleaf mewed.

"Go to the dark forest." Ashfur growled. Hollyleaf just killed him with no remorse. Soon he was floating in an alternate dimension.

"Ahh piss." Ashfur mewed.

Ashpaw soon got up from his drug induced trip. He shook his head around to see what it was and he found a shape of a cat covered in piss on the floor. He got out his phone to call what it was.

"Hello would you like to make a reservation?" The caller asked. Ashpaw smiled yes as he had the biggest grin on his face.

Two months later, Coincidently, the day after the last episode. (If anyone hasn't seen Team Neighborhood you won't get this reference.)

Ashpaw woke up out of his tent as he observed the destruction of Bluestar's pool that was destroyed yesterday. Stonefur and Mistyfoot were busy cleaning it up. He got his cup of Joe as he felt groggy as he looked out.

"I can't believe a rocket destroyed this pool and I thought we were going to have good time." Mistyfoot mewed as she surveyed the damage. Ashpaw decided to head to the front porch. Where Tigerstar and a couple of plumbers were.

"Well you see, cement has got into the house through exposed piping. Clogging up the system. It ain't going to be no cheap spaghetti to clean out or replace the plumbing," Mario told Tigerstar about the damage as Luigi watched. Blackfoot was being wheeled out as half of his body was buried in dry cement. He was soon wielding to an ambulance. Tigerstar wasn't happy.

Ashpaw looked around as he saw Pehk's car pull up to thunder-clans house. A fluffy white tom came out with a suitcase and a duffle bag.

"Do Svidaniya!" (Goodbye!) Cloudpaw smiled after spending the day with Moonkitti. He turned to see Ashpaw with a cup of coffee looking groggy. He went to go greet Brightpaw. Soon his phone began to ring as he took it out. He saw an ad that made him jump.

"Bloody hell." Ashpaw mewed as he found out about it.

Brackenfur was leader of the French forces as he was dressed to perfect. He was assured a victory but someone began to whisper into his ear.

"What's that?" Brackenfur asked, the whispering continued. "Waterloo isn't a water park. Fall back!" He began to retreat along with troops, UFO's and Star wars vehicles everything getting blown up during his retreat. As it turned out, it was just a game. "NO! I won't be as cool as Washington! Pew pew pew." Brackenfur continued his rampant playing as Swiftpaw was getting annoyed. He was watching TV as an ad came on.

"Help make America great again by drinking pure homemade American water." A BLU scout was advertising.

"SELL OUT!" Swiftpaw shouted before changing the channels. Brackenfur continued his loud playing. "Brackenfur, can you like conquer Europe later?"

"I conquer France at 0630 hours. Then Germany at 0700, then Cleveland at 8! I have a campaign to meet! Lands to march!" Brackenfur told Swiftpaw in his rancid state.

"I'll march my paw up your ass." Swiftpaw mewed angrily. He threw a pillow at Brackenfur who he dodged easily.

"Ha! You throw like a conscript!" Brackenfur taunted Swiftpaw. Instead, a toy cannon was fired off hitting Brackenfur in the butt as he fell over breaking his game table. Brackenfur got up seeing his game table was split in half as he was torn apart. He grabbed his prized toy solider and he whimpered as its head came off. Swiftpaw looked over and smiled. "NO! Napoleon! You were supposed to live! Andbeexiledonanislandwithstomachcancer." Cloudpaw came in to see what was going with Brackenfur.

"Oi! What just happened?" Cloudpaw asked.

"Napoleon died by a body slam at Waterloo." Brakcenfur responded sad. Ashpaw headed up the stairs to see what was going on.

"Come on I don't have all day." Whitestorm mewed to whoever was in the bathroom.

"I AM TRYING TO FIX THESE ISSUES DUMMKOPF!" Cinderpelt shouted as she was in the middle of doing something. Ashpaw walked in.

"Brackenfur?" Ashpaw asked.

"NO!" Brackenfur shouted.

"Cloudpaw?" Ashpaw asked.

"Yeah?" Cloudpaw responded.

"Swiftpaw?" Ashpaw asked.

"What is it Ashpaw?" Swiftpaw asked. Swiftpaw held up his phone revealing the Ad he was so surprised about. It said:

This weekend only! The Bushman's challenge! For the elite warriors of NATURE! WIN SHIT!

Surely everyone was going to be super excited about this.

[A/N]: The start of the most insane fanfiction ever. I need 13 additional teams to be competing with our main characters Fourteen teams, three characters per team, one prize. Submit your teams to me as this is definitely going to be insane.

Rules: Your teams must be characters from existing franchises and existing characters only (No OC's) and you could only choose three. Have fun making your teams.